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Should I just get rid of this?

Yea, you stink as a GM!
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No, this game looks.... Okay....
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This is the option for me because I dunno
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YOU DIDN'T UPDATE IN FOREVER BLARGH!!!
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Total Members Voted: 2

Voting closed: November 04, 2013, 05:16:50 pm


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Author Topic: A dorfy Roll to God game.  (Read 27185 times)

Coolrune206

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Re: A dorfy RTD
« Reply #45 on: August 16, 2013, 06:53:52 pm »

Random event check... Uh oh... SIX!!!!!! A BRONZE COLLOSSUS APPROACHES!!! Does your character fight or flee? Hopefully wolfchild fights, as she seems to be invincible! Also, she gets plus 2 to pickaxe attacks
« Last Edit: August 16, 2013, 06:56:02 pm by Coolrune206 »
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wolfchild

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Re: A dorfy RTD
« Reply #46 on: August 16, 2013, 06:57:54 pm »

OK i guess im gonna fight
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Coolrune206

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Re: A dorfy RTD
« Reply #47 on: August 16, 2013, 07:00:03 pm »

I will fight as well!



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Wow... Just finished rolling...

Wolfchild... You MUST have hacked random.com
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Re: A dorfy RTD
« Reply #48 on: August 16, 2013, 07:00:37 pm »

wow, also can i sig that?
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Coolrune206

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Re: A dorfy RTD
« Reply #49 on: August 16, 2013, 07:02:27 pm »

wow, also can i sig that?

Why not? You already sigged me once, you can do it again.
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Re: A dorfy RTD
« Reply #50 on: August 16, 2013, 07:03:01 pm »

Enter as Zombie Giant Sperm Whale
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Re: A dorfy RTD
« Reply #51 on: August 16, 2013, 07:24:03 pm »

Gonna be gone for 4-6 hours, so gonna post an update here

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5: You slam the pickaxe into the leg of the colossus, twist it out, grab it's left foot, and SOMEHOW Throw it by it. 2: It's left arm has a huge dent in it!

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6 + 2 = 8!!!: You run up the chest of the fallen colossus, throw your pickaxe up, catch it, then slam it down into the head of the colossus! 1: The magic well inside the colossus that was keeping it running is pierced, it explodes outwards! 6: You are seized by magical powers (Now you're a wizard. Greaaat, random.org.) You squint your eyes shut! When you look back, you are standing on a mid-size masterwork bronze statue, that you immediately become attached to. You carry it off to your room (I mined out personal quarters a couple turns back)

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1: You are still NOTHING!
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Re: A dorfy RTD
« Reply #52 on: August 16, 2013, 07:24:36 pm »

Become Overseer.
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Coolrune206

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Re: A dorfy RTD
« Reply #53 on: August 16, 2013, 07:26:07 pm »

Walks off, whistling, and (Coolrune206 - Train Stray Jaguar (Tame) For war)
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Re: A dorfy RTD
« Reply #54 on: August 16, 2013, 07:30:10 pm »

Goodbye. For now. *Strikes a pose, then goes back to training jaguars*
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Re: A dorfy RTD
« Reply #55 on: August 16, 2013, 07:40:16 pm »

Stare at hands a little, go back to exploratory mining
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Re: A dorfy RTD
« Reply #56 on: August 16, 2013, 08:00:48 pm »

Make a cheesecake colossus.
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mastahcheese

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Re: A dorfy RTD
« Reply #57 on: August 16, 2013, 10:45:10 pm »

Swing my axe at Coolrune for no reason at all except to derail the plot!
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Re: A dorfy RTD
« Reply #58 on: August 16, 2013, 10:53:09 pm »

what plot? I mean seriously
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Re: A dorfy RTD
« Reply #59 on: August 16, 2013, 10:54:06 pm »

Good point.

Create Plot, then do above action!
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