Samuél Malbeau - Greenstarfanatic -
FUCK...SHIT, UH...GET MY LUGGAGE, GO TO MY ROOM, AND BEGIN WALKING AROUND WITH MY SAXOPHONE, READY TO CHARMS THE SOCKS OFF OF ANY POLICEMANOFFICER.The police arrive and storm up the stairs, guns at the ready!
[5 +
3 = 8]
You wail out an epic sax solo from the top of the stairs!
POLICE 1: [4 vs 8]
POLICE 2: [2 vs 8]
POLICE 3: [1 vs 8]
All three stand stockstill staring at you in awe until you finish.
Holy shit man that was awesome!So... epic...ALL HAIL THE MUSICAL MESSIAH.
Chaeskake - Cheesecake -
Heavily advertise my new show![1 -
1 -
1 =
-1]
You advertise your show alright. Advertise the
shit out of it. Too bad the only open advertising slots are during children's programming! You have been registered as a sex offender!
-$400
Kyle Johnson - kj1225 -
Go to a starbucks or something and start writing my book.[2 +
2 -
1 = 3]
You get one hundred pages in before you realise it is trite and derivative.
Jonathan McMacen - TopHat -
Eerm... Tell the hotel concierge that the wrong luggage has been delivered to my room. If they insist that it is my luggage, I will go back to my room, ungag the midget, and ask what happened.[2]
Nope, this is most definitely your midget according to the staff. You head back to your room and ungag and untie him.
[2 -
1 = 1]
He headbutts you in the groin before flying out the window.
MIDGET LIFE!
Aaron Wallace - TCM -
Beg for Tupac to come back by showing him what rap music has become without him. (Soulja Boi, Lil' Jon, Waka Flocka, Young Money, etc.)"I was thinking I could get you bring you back to life. Seriously, we really need you."
[4]
Eh... Maybe. If you get me a sexbot. Apparently they're a thing now and I want one. A platinum-plated sexbot. Then I'll come back.QUEST ACQUIRED!
-Obtain a platinum-plated sexbot for the ghost of 2Pac.
Remember how I said I had no regrets about last turn? I have even less regrets this time. Also, Cheesecake. UPDATE YOUR SHEET WITH THE AMATEUR PORNSTAR SKILL PLEASE.