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Dracula.

2 (16.7%)

Osiris.

0 (0%)

Zombie Michael Jackson.

2 (16.7%)

Zombie Teddy Roosevelt.

0 (0%)

Doppleganger TCM.

1 (8.3%)

All of the above.

7 (58.3%)

Total Members Voted: 12

[TopHat]

"open the window next time!"
Grab luggage, check out of hotel, try to find another hotel.

[Cheesecake]

((Why would you make me describe myself as a dirty actor? Why? WHY?))

Make public apology. Try to make up for it by volunteering to teach Sex Ed.

((I JUST WANTED A COOKING SHOW MAN. LOOK WHAT YOU'VE MADE ME DO! LOOK DAMMIT!))

[Gamerlord]

((Bwah. Ha. Ha.))

[kj1225]

Go by some coffee.

[TCM]

Leave to find Sexbot shop.

[Greenstarfanatic]

Lead them back to their cars, Pied Piper Style. The music will hopefully have made them forget about the drugs and stuff.

[Gamerlord]

Samuél Malbeau - Greenstarfanatic - Lead them back to their cars, Pied Piper Style. The music will hopefully have made them forget about the drugs and stuff.
You start playing again and lead the police back down to their cars. You belt out an awesome tune to try and wipe their memories.
[6 + 3 = 9]
All three collapse on the ground, drooling and staring off into infinity. Ooops.
Chaeskake - Cheesecake - Make public apology. Try to make up for it by volunteering to teach Sex Ed.
[5]
You successfully make a public apology which mollifies the masses. You then offer to teach Sex Ed to make up for it.
[1 - 1 = 0]
You show them the movie you worked on before hosting the cooking show. START RUNNING.
Kyle Johnson - kj1225 - Go by some coffee.
[1]
You walk past the nearest sentient cup of coffee, slapping her on the arse. Her massively muscular sentient croissant boyfriend lunges at you.
Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - Grab luggage, check out of hotel, try to find another hotel.
"Open the window next time!"
You leave to go to a more sane hotel.
[2]
But you can't find the way out.
Aaron Wallace - TCM - Leave to find Sexbot shop.
[4]
You manage to find a place. Apparently the starting rate for platinum-plated sexbots is about twenty million dollars, cash only.

Spoiler: GM Notes (click to show/hide)

Ugh, sorry for the low quality update guys.

[Cheesecake]

Run! Kill! No, no! It's happening all over again! I didn't mean it! I didn't mean it Martha!

[TopHat]

The way I came in, stupid!
Grab stuff, exit, find saner hotel.

[kj1225]

Kyle walks away since croissants don't have legs to chase me down with.

[TCM]

Pull out knife. Perform a hold-up on the owner of the Sexbot Shop via street knowledge.

"GIVE ME YOUR ROBOTS N' SHIT YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKER!"

((Don't worry about seemingly low-quality updates, it's fine, it's your first RTD. If you're having fun then we are. Unless you're an asshole GM. But you're not. ))

[Gamerlord]

((Don't worry about seemingly low-quality updates, it's fine, it's your first RTD. If you're having fun then we are. Unless you're an asshole GM. But you're not. ))

Let's recap.

Cheesecake is now a pornstar and sex offender.
Greenstar has drugged small children and mindwiped police.
kj has sexually assualted a sentient cup of coffee.
TopHat may or may not be involved in an international super-powered midget smuggling ring.
And you are acquiring a platinum plated sexbot so that the ghost of 2Pac will come back to life.

Jesus H. Motherfucking Christ. We haven't even gotten to the fucked up stuff I had planned yet.

[TCM]

((That's a pretty realistic day in Vegas.))

[kj1225]

((At least you haven't used the metamorphica yet."

[Gamerlord]

I was saving that for if TCM got a one when trying to communicate with the ghost of 2Pac.