Zombie. Arm. Now.
(3)You create a moderately undead...
(1)Skin cell...
(5)Right now.
AUGH! PUNCH IT! PUNCH IT WITH DIRT!
(6)You punch it so hard it flies into the wall and bounces back at you!
(2)Your fist misses completely.
(6)The creeper blows up the world, forcing the admin to use a utility to restore the world's state to just before the blast. Also, the creeper is deleted.
Make sticks. Use cobblestone and sticks to make Stone Pick. Start mining a staircase downwards and look for iron and coal.
(1)You make no sticks, and use up 10 Wooden Planks in the attempt.
(5)Somehow, you make a Stone Pickaxe with neither Sticks nor Cobblestone. You have crafted the Imagination Pickaxe!
(1)You forget which is down and try to mine the sky,
(3)and there is no coal there.
>Attack SkeletonYou know what? No. I hate skeletons. Delete their spawning ability from the source code.
>Modify game so that all mobs are non-hostile to me only.
>Change skin to Herobrine.
(I swear, if I get high rolls for this...)
(1)You double the spawn rate of skeletons!
(3)You mod silverfish to be non-hostile to everyone.
(4)You change your skin to Herobrine. Herobrine does not appreciate copycats. Good thing he doesn't exist!
THATS IT, TUNNEL AFTER SQUIDGEN
I HAVE AN ULTRA ULTRA PICK, YOU CAN'T OUTTUNNEL ME!
(6)You tunnel so fast that you accidentally keep tunneling after you reach squidgen. You hit lava. But you obtain 20 Cobblestone!
Punch trees for wood.
(4)You obtain 8 Logs! A zombie approaches!
You can't cover spawn though. The spawn point is more just an area where people will spawn in so anyone who dies will just spawn on a huge mound of dirt. Any ways wait out the night in my new hobbit hole.
[Oops, I forgot about that.]
(6)You wait so well that you wait at an increased speed, meaning that this turn only takes as long as the others even though you feel like you've been waiting all night.
Lol I was actually planning to do nothing anyway!
CONTINUE RESTING IN MY BRANCH BED. WAIT FOR NIGHT TO PASS AND MONSTERS TO GO AWAY.
(1)You can't sleep. Also, a spider has jumped into your tree!
Spawn as Ghast in Overworld.
Search people nearby.
(6)You spawn as ALL the ghasts. Unfortunately, you are unable to control them all at once. They drift away, and you are forced to be a Steve instead.
(4)[Did you mean search
for people nearby?] You find everyone's houses.
Crapcrapcrapcrap. Call my fellow night mobs to help me get away with my ULTRA PLANKS!
(1)Your fellow night mobs steal your ULTRA PLANKS, and they don't look very friendly to you OR mastahcheese.
mastacheese
Health: 20
Inventory: 2 Sticks, ULTRA ULTRA WOODEN PICKAXE, 64 + 20 Cobblestone
Base: Small Mined Fort, reinforced with ULTRA PLANKS.
IronyOwl
Health: 20
Inventory: 200 Logs, 30 Saplings, 10 Apples
BFEL
Health: 24 (20)
Inventory: 5 Dirt
Base: Tree
-Leaf Bed
cattouchdis
Health: 22 (20)
Inventory: None
Zanzetkuken
Health: 20
Inventory: 11 Wooden Planks, 30 Saplings, 10 Apples
Gamerlord
Health: 12
Inventory: 1 Dirt, 8 Logs
Cheesecake
Health: 20
Inventory: 50 Wooden Planks, Imagination Pickaxe
Base: Cave
Remuthra
Health: 16
Inventory: 4 Wooden Planks
kj1225
Health: 20
Inventory: Wooden Axe, Stone Pickaxe, 30 Dirt, 34 Stone, 4 Coal
squidgen (Zombie)
Health: 10
Inventory: Iron Sword, 5 Dirt
Greenstarfanatic
Health: 10
Inventory: 25 Dirt
Sarzael
Health: 20
Inventory: None
Edit: Put inventory in spoilers.