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Should I kill this and make it a suggestion game?

Yes!
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Elephant Parade

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #45 on: August 04, 2013, 11:47:57 pm »

Get wood. Make pickaxe. STRIKE THE EARTH.

(2)You fail to get any wood.
(4)You pretend your fist is a pickaxe.
(6)You strike the earth with your fist so hard that it breaks. Your fist AND the earth. You lose 4 health, but you get 1 Dirt. A fair exchange, I'd say.

Expand hill with the dirt. Then start mining down looking for coal.

(6)You expand the hill so much that you cover the spawn point! Don't die.
(3)You dig through the dirt, and you hit coal! Unfortunately, most of the coal vein was cut of by dirt. You get 5 Dirt and 4 Coal.

Hm. Dig a hole. A big one. Straight down.

(6)You dig a big (5*5) hole straight down 5 blocks. Unfortunately, a creeper falls in! You get 25 Dirt!

Desperately dig straight down, hoping that mastahcheese knows this is a stupid idea and dos'nt follow.

I broke MC rule #1 in two posts. It's just gonna get better from here.

mastahcheese seems to be ignoring you. You run away!
(3)You dig straight down. You manage to hit stone. You get 5 Dirt!
[Also, night mobs will not be hostile to you, since you're a zombie.]

Get Inside by breaking down some planks on the other side of the house from the door, then replacing them once inside.

(couldn't wait for me to post for the previous turn?)

(2)You only break one plank. A skeleton approaches!

Craft myself a blood sword instead with all the blood. Attach it to the stump of one fist. Attach a blood pick to the other one.

(1)You fail to craft a blood sword, and you use up 10 Wooden Planks in your attempts. In addition, three zombies are approaching.

Make Wood Pick. Mine a house in a cave.

(6)You make the PICKAXE OF DESTRUCTION. With one hit it'll destroy everything in a large area, including itself.
(5)You instantly make a room in a cave using your PICKAXE OF DESTRUCTION. You manage not to get destroyed, though the cobblestone drops are not so lucky.

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Time: Night 1; 6 minutes until day

Edit: Didn't mean to post earlier. Oops. :P
« Last Edit: August 04, 2013, 11:56:52 pm by Elephant Parade »
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Remuthra

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #46 on: August 04, 2013, 11:48:40 pm »

Zombie. Arm. Now.

Greenstarfanatic

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #47 on: August 04, 2013, 11:49:34 pm »

AUGH! PUNCH IT! PUNCH IT WITH DIRT!
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #48 on: August 04, 2013, 11:52:26 pm »

Make sticks. Use cobblestone and sticks to make Stone Pick. Start mining a staircase downwards and look for iron and coal.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #49 on: August 04, 2013, 11:53:26 pm »

>Attack SkeletonYou know what? No.  I hate skeletons.  Delete their spawning ability from the source code.
>Modify game so that all mobs are non-hostile to me only.
>Change skin to Herobrine.


(I swear, if I get high rolls for this...)
« Last Edit: August 05, 2013, 12:03:05 am by Zanzetkuken The Great »
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mastahcheese

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #50 on: August 04, 2013, 11:54:03 pm »

THATS IT, TUNNEL AFTER SQUIDGEN
I HAVE AN ULTRA ULTRA PICK, YOU CAN'T OUTTUNNEL ME!
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Elephant Parade

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #51 on: August 04, 2013, 11:59:20 pm »

Erm, I accidentally posted the previous post before it was finished. Please reread the last post. Sorry. Next update tomorrow!
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #52 on: August 05, 2013, 12:02:41 am »

Erm, I accidentally posted the previous post before it was finished. Please reread the last post. Sorry. Next update tomorrow!

So?  My action wouldn't be what it is if I was well rested right now.
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #53 on: August 05, 2013, 12:10:33 am »

Punch trees for wood.

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #54 on: August 05, 2013, 02:07:27 am »

You can't cover spawn though. The spawn point is more just an area where people will spawn in so anyone who dies will just spawn on a huge mound of dirt. Any ways wait out the night in my new hobbit hole.
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #55 on: August 05, 2013, 02:29:48 am »

You can't cover spawn though. The spawn point is more just an area where people will spawn in so anyone who dies will just spawn on a huge mound of dirt. Any ways wait out the night in my new hobbit hole.
((Well, you can't create an ultra-pick either, but look what just happened.))
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #56 on: August 05, 2013, 02:32:33 am »

So you prefer permadeath?
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #57 on: August 05, 2013, 02:51:51 am »

I prefer you clearing out the mound of dirt before this fucking creeper kills me.
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #58 on: August 05, 2013, 02:54:52 am »

Well maybe it wouldn't be a problem if you hadn't brought in logic!
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #59 on: August 05, 2013, 06:23:44 am »

Lol I was actually planning to do nothing anyway!

CONTINUE RESTING IN MY BRANCH BED. WAIT FOR NIGHT TO PASS AND MONSTERS TO GO AWAY.
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