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Should I kill this and make it a suggestion game?

Yes!
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No!
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Author Topic: Minecraft RTD  (Read 77131 times)

Sarzael

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #60 on: August 05, 2013, 07:48:04 am »

Spawn as Ghast in Overworld.
Search people nearby.
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squidgen

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #61 on: August 05, 2013, 10:31:04 am »

Crapcrapcrapcrap. Call my fellow night mobs to help me get away with my ULTRA PLANKS!
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Elephant Parade

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #62 on: August 05, 2013, 10:38:50 am »

Zombie. Arm. Now.

(3)You create a moderately undead...
(1)Skin cell...
(5)Right now.

AUGH! PUNCH IT! PUNCH IT WITH DIRT!

(6)You punch it so hard it flies into the wall and bounces back at you!
(2)Your fist misses completely.
(6)The creeper blows up the world, forcing the admin to use a utility to restore the world's state to just before the blast. Also, the creeper is deleted.

Make sticks. Use cobblestone and sticks to make Stone Pick. Start mining a staircase downwards and look for iron and coal.

(1)You make no sticks, and use up 10 Wooden Planks in the attempt.
(5)Somehow, you make a Stone Pickaxe with neither Sticks nor Cobblestone. You have crafted the Imagination Pickaxe!
(1)You forget which is down and try to mine the sky,
(3)and there is no coal there.

>Attack SkeletonYou know what? No.  I hate skeletons.  Delete their spawning ability from the source code.
>Modify game so that all mobs are non-hostile to me only.
>Change skin to Herobrine.


(I swear, if I get high rolls for this...)

(1)You double the spawn rate of skeletons!
(3)You mod silverfish to be non-hostile to everyone.
(4)You change your skin to Herobrine. Herobrine does not appreciate copycats. Good thing he doesn't exist!

THATS IT, TUNNEL AFTER SQUIDGEN
I HAVE AN ULTRA ULTRA PICK, YOU CAN'T OUTTUNNEL ME!


(6)You tunnel so fast that you accidentally keep tunneling after you reach squidgen. You hit lava. But you obtain 20 Cobblestone!

Punch trees for wood.

(4)You obtain 8 Logs! A zombie approaches!

You can't cover spawn though. The spawn point is more just an area where people will spawn in so anyone who dies will just spawn on a huge mound of dirt. Any ways wait out the night in my new hobbit hole.

[Oops, I forgot about that.]
(6)You wait so well that you wait at an increased speed, meaning that this turn only takes as long as the others even though you feel like you've been waiting all night.

Lol I was actually planning to do nothing anyway!

CONTINUE RESTING IN MY BRANCH BED. WAIT FOR NIGHT TO PASS AND MONSTERS TO GO AWAY.

(1)You can't sleep. Also, a spider has jumped into your tree!

Spawn as Ghast in Overworld.
Search people nearby.

(6)You spawn as ALL the ghasts. Unfortunately, you are unable to control them all at once. They drift away, and you are forced to be a Steve instead.
(4)[Did you mean search for people nearby?] You find everyone's houses.

Crapcrapcrapcrap. Call my fellow night mobs to help me get away with my ULTRA PLANKS!

(1)Your fellow night mobs steal your ULTRA PLANKS, and they don't look very friendly to you OR mastahcheese.
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squidgen

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #63 on: August 05, 2013, 10:48:52 am »

Eat the brains of the angry mobs to recover health. If they don't have brains, just stab them in the face.

I didn't see that coming.
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Elephant Parade

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #64 on: August 05, 2013, 10:52:53 am »

I made a terrible map! Check the first post.
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Gamerlord

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #65 on: August 05, 2013, 10:55:47 am »

Skedaddle away from the zombie!

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #66 on: August 05, 2013, 11:18:11 am »

You forgot my giant hill.
Make some torches and put them around the hobbit hole that is my house. Change my skin to an ender archer skin.
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Elephant Parade

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #67 on: August 05, 2013, 11:25:06 am »

I updated the map on my computer, but I'm not going to upload it again until after next turn, or maybe the turn after that.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #68 on: August 05, 2013, 11:35:16 am »

Make mobs non hostile to me.

(You forgot my shelter)
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Elephant Parade

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #69 on: August 05, 2013, 11:46:01 am »

Shelter added; it'll be on the map after next turn. Also, it's 3 minutes until day at the moment.
« Last Edit: August 05, 2013, 11:56:43 am by Elephant Parade »
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BFEL

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #70 on: August 05, 2013, 12:31:31 pm »

TAME SPIDER WITH LEAVES.
HARVEST SILK
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #71 on: August 05, 2013, 01:00:38 pm »

((I assume I respawned.))

Dig a staircase.
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Sarzael

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #72 on: August 05, 2013, 01:17:47 pm »

Using my non ghast powers, do the following:
Fire one fireball at everyone house, then float away.
If someone is outside, fire a FREEZING BALL at them.
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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #73 on: August 05, 2013, 01:32:11 pm »

Tunnel to squidgen, then MURDERMURDERMURDER with my ULTRAULTRA pickaxe!
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Elephant Parade

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Re: Minecraft RTD
« Reply #74 on: August 05, 2013, 01:43:29 pm »

Eat the brains of the angry mobs to recover health. If they don't have brains, just stab them in the face.

I didn't see that coming.

(5)You eat their brains, restoring all your health and defeating them.

Skedaddle away from the zombie!
(3)You slowly skedaddle away from the zombies. They continue to pursue you!

You forgot my giant hill.
Make some torches and put them around the hobbit hole that is my house. Change my skin to an ender archer skin.

(4)You make 16 torches, using up all your coal and two wooden planks.
(3)You place half of them around your house before being confronted by a skeleton.
(2)You can't work up the nerve to beat peer pressure and stop using Steve II.

Make mobs non hostile to me.

(You forgot my shelter)

(2)Mobs continue to be hostile to you.

TAME SPIDER WITH LEAVES.
HARVEST SILK


(5)The spider is now your best friend. It will follow you to the ends of the earth.
(3)You harvest 3 String.

((I assume I respawned.))

Dig a staircase.

[You never died. Well, I suppose technically everyone died, but then the world was restored.]
(4)You dig a decent staircase into the ground. You got 15 Dirt.

Fire one fireball at everyone house, then float away.
If someone is outside, fire a FREEZING BALL at them.
(2)You fail to launch a fireball. Maybe it's because you're not a ghast?

Tunnel to squidgen, then MURDERMURDERMURDER with my ULTRAULTRA pickaxe!

(4)You successfully tunnel to squidgen. You get 12 Cobblestone.
(4)You strike squidgen twice with your pickaxe, inflicting 6 damage.

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