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[Shadestyle]

(My first Thread, I have not the time to be consistant, but i am often frequent. This prolly won't last... )



AWW CUZ YOU IN A FOREST, THERE BE SOME WEIRD JUNK WEDGED INTO THESE TREES.

YOU AIN'T REMEMBER NOTHING CAUSE YOU A STUPID AMNIZ- AMNIES- YOU AIN'T REMEMBER NOTHING CUZ.

WHAT YO NAME? (Name)

WHAT YOU DO TO KILL? (Class)

WHAT KINDA SWAG YOU AFTER? (Goal)

AND MOST IMPORTANT, WHAT YOU GOIN DO? (First action)

(Optional) YOU AIN'T GOT NO SKIN COLOR, WHAT YO SKIN COLOR BRO?

[Nirur Torir]

WHAT YO NAME? Sir DarkFang

WHAT YOU DO TO KILL? Shadowblade - We attack from the shadows with lesser magic, poisons, and daggers.

WHAT KINDA <REDACTED FOR LANGUAGE> YOU AFTER? An ancient vial of enchanted vampire blood, from the great and terrible Duke DrakeCoola, that will transform us into a powerful vampire and inherit his power.

AND MOST IMPORTANT, WHAT YOU GOIN DO? Examine that blue box inside a grey box. It is suspicious.

Our preferred color is dark grey, nearly but not quite black. Because that's what all the cool vampire-types wear.

[Harry Baldman]

WHAT YO NAME? Jerry Smythe

WHAT YOU DO TO KILL? Beat poetry. Got a bongo and everything.

WHAT KINDA SWAG YOU AFTER? A sweet hat, some shades, a nice house on a beach, expensive jewelry to wear, maybe some kinda immortality elixir or something.

AND MOST IMPORTANT, WHAT YOU GOIN DO? Become the best damn beat poet in the known universe. Failing that, be awful enough to be remembered forever in any case.

(Optional) YOU AIN'T GOT NO SKIN COLOR, WHAT YO SKIN COLOR BRO? Taupe.

[Remuthra]

WHAT YO NAME? (Name) Jimmy

WHAT YOU DO TO KILL? (Class) Lawyer- Attacks with the mystical power of complicated words and legal loopholes.

WHAT KINDA SWAG YOU AFTER? (Goal) Retrieve that sword from that tree.

AND MOST IMPORTANT, WHAT YOU GOIN DO? (First action) Acquire classier way of speech.

(Optional) YOU AIN'T GOT NO SKIN COLOR, WHAT YO SKIN COLOR BRO? Rouge. Why not?

[Shadestyle]

(Two parts per post to be fair, , Still need a goal)


 


WHAT ARE YOU RACIST? YOU ARE NOW TAUPE (Quest complete! "Dat Racist", Reward: Hair)

YOUR NAME BE SIR JERRY... PIMPIN

YOU A SHADOW-BEATBOXER, MUSIC MAKE SOME SWEET BIDNESS' HAPPEN.
(Allows for Half and half Bard/Shadowmancer abilities, Use of one, automatically invokes the other, Can be used without an instrument, but having one adds to rolls involving it.)

YOU STILL NEED SOME SWAG TO BE BEIN' AFTER, (Still need a goal To this adventure)

YOU CHECK DAT TREE, IT GOT A BOOK STUCKD' IN IT. AWW CRAP CUZ, DAT AN EPIC WYIZZARD BOOK. YOU SURE YOU WANNA JACK THIS?
(Y)(N)

(Know any good Image upload programs? Imgur is being a punk)

[Remuthra]

Ignore the obvious starter weapons. Check out what's in the box!

[Shadestyle]

Ignore the obvious starter weapons. Check out what's in the box!

THAT IS YO HEALTH/MOJOMAGICBIZ

(works similar to LOZ health With higher amounts of health Resulting in larger acronyms.)

THE OTHER ONE BE A MAP RED X IS YO POSITION, OTHER X'S ARE ADVENTURIN' SPOTS.

[Remuthra]

Pull log out of sword, and equip it as a club.

[Shadestyle]

Pull log out of sword, and equip it as a club.

YO MAN THAT LOG FREAKY WITH ALL THAT BARK ON IT, YOU A MUGICIAN MAN, YOU CAN'T PICK UP NO LOG, WHATCHU' THINKIN.

JACK IT ANYWAY?,

(Y)(N)
 

[Cheesecake]

PTW

[Remuthra]

Yes. Invent a Manliness spell to allow you to swing the log.

[Shadestyle]

PTW

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS EXACTALLY, BUT YOU PICK UP DAT LOG,




OH MAN, THOSE TREE'S WAS' CURSED! THE ONE YOU PICKED UP BE TOO RETARDED TO ATTACK YOU THOUGH'

Tree with book

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

HP=2
MP=1
"It got fire magic, much to it's disgruntlement"

Tree with gun

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

HP=2
MP=0
"It had a gun in it's mouth, but you are the only one it wants dead"

[Remuthra]

Use the log as a hostage.

[Shadestyle]

Use the log as a hostage.

Roll 6+5: THEM TREES DON'T CARE, BUT THE TREE YOU GOT IS SO RETARDED THAT THEY FEEL A MOMENT OF PITY FOR YOU USING IM'. PAUSING MOMENTARILY.

Tree With Book (Pity turns left: 2

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

HP=2
MP=1
"It got fire magic, much to it's disgruntlement"

Tree With Gun (Pity Turns left:2)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

HP=2
MP=0
"It had a gun in it's mouth, but you are the only one it wants dead"

[Remuthra]

Summon Smokey.