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Author Topic: Arbitrarily Changing RTD - Formerly Ultra Docs  (Read 6613 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Arbitrarily Changing RTD - Formerly Ultra Docs
« Reply #105 on: July 30, 2013, 11:21:20 pm »

Locate and befriend a dragon.
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Re: Arbitrarily Changing RTD - Formerly Ultra Docs
« Reply #106 on: July 30, 2013, 11:26:26 pm »

Get in there and waste some bitches.
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Re: Arbitrarily Changing RTD - Formerly Ultra Docs
« Reply #107 on: July 31, 2013, 01:28:12 am »

Do I still have the scalpel in my head?

If so, remove it and use it as a weapon on nearest living being.

Preferably hostile.
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Re: Arbitrarily Changing RTD - Formerly Ultra Docs
« Reply #108 on: July 31, 2013, 05:32:47 am »

Kill random passerby. Place his soul in the dirt angels to give them life!
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BFEL

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Re: Arbitrarily Changing RTD - Formerly Ultra Docs
« Reply #109 on: July 31, 2013, 06:32:23 am »

I'm still falling though?

DIAGNOSE SELF WITH SEVERE CASE OF HAVING WINGS, DIVE BOMB ORCS
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Re: Arbitrarily Changing RTD - Formerly Ultra Docs
« Reply #110 on: July 31, 2013, 07:59:56 am »

[bwoops double post.
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Re: Arbitrarily Changing RTD - Formerly Ultra Docs
« Reply #111 on: July 31, 2013, 09:31:58 am »

Are new players allowed to join?

Charge off after everyone else.
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Re: Arbitrarily Changing RTD - Formerly Ultra Docs
« Reply #112 on: July 31, 2013, 11:04:57 am »

Are new players allowed to join?
Yep.

Mastahcheese: Nope.
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Re: Arbitrarily Changing RTD - Formerly Ultra Docs
« Reply #113 on: August 01, 2013, 01:50:18 am »

GWG [1] grabs Mastahcheese's crotch.
Greenstar and Xant walk inside the fort. [2] You hear a series of clicks as dozens of various high-powered scrap guns are levelled at you from every direction.
Mastahcheese fortunately(?) doesn't have a scalpel in his head. He does have a man's hand grasping his loins however, which is about the same thing(?).
Cheesecake walks for a few miles looking for a passerby. [3] He sees a young man with a wooden leg and a pistol belt. [2] Cheesecake trips and falls. The crippled man stops and asks if he's okay.
BFEL tears some holes in his shirt and waits for the wings to come out. [2] Nothing happens.
Persus13 runs after Greenstar and Xant. [5] He stops at the gate to the fort and notices that Greenstar and Xant are standing in the open, with more than a dozen guns (rifles, pistols, shotguns and at least one gatling gun) pointed at them by orcs positioned upon the ramparts behind the fort walls. He notices a big stack of TNT situated near a gaggle of aiming orcs. No one notices Persus standing there yet.
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Re: Arbitrarily Changing RTD - Formerly Ultra Docs
« Reply #114 on: August 01, 2013, 01:51:36 am »

Engage super Saiyan mode. Speed blitz all da foos.
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Re: Arbitrarily Changing RTD - Formerly Ultra Docs
« Reply #115 on: August 01, 2013, 02:01:19 am »

STILL DIVE BOMB THE ORCS! THEIR CORPSES SHALL BREAK MY FALL!
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Re: Arbitrarily Changing RTD - Formerly Ultra Docs
« Reply #116 on: August 01, 2013, 02:03:09 am »

Ignite the TNT
NOTHING CAN GO WRONG, I AM INVINCIBLE!!!!
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Re: Arbitrarily Changing RTD - Formerly Ultra Docs
« Reply #117 on: August 01, 2013, 02:05:00 am »

Only Persus has seen the TNT, due to his [5].
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Re: Arbitrarily Changing RTD - Formerly Ultra Docs
« Reply #118 on: August 01, 2013, 03:22:48 am »

Turn invisible, RUN.
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Re: Arbitrarily Changing RTD - Formerly Ultra Docs
« Reply #119 on: August 01, 2013, 03:46:22 am »

Absorb the man into self.
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