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Dansmithers

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Re: Ultra Docs - Minimalist Doctoring Extravaganza
« Reply #75 on: July 30, 2013, 05:15:01 pm »
Name: Abel Doctor Charlie
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Siggy Siggy Hole!

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Well, let's say you're going away from Earth on huge spaceship and suddenly shit goes wrong and you have Super Mutants. Social Experiments prepared them for this.

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Re: Ultra Docs - Minimalist Doctoring Extravaganza
« Reply #76 on: July 30, 2013, 05:16:34 pm »
Respawn. Be one with the patient. Be one with all. Make. Us. Whole.
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Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on December 27, 2015, 04:01:00 pm
I wish I could unwatch a thread because every time I look at this I can feel myself dying faster
Quote from: IcyTea31 on December 27, 2015, 11:26:49 pm
Dying of laughter?
Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on December 27, 2015, 11:30:17 pm
Dying of pure unbridled hatred, actually.

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Re: Ultra Docs - Minimalist Doctoring Extravaganza
« Reply #77 on: July 30, 2013, 05:19:32 pm »
Doc Dansmithers exists.
Doc Cheesecake is stuck in heaven, doing paperwork. He just needs to fill out one more sheet.
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Re: Ultra Docs - Minimalist Doctoring Extravaganza
« Reply #78 on: July 30, 2013, 05:21:56 pm »
CATCH THE PAPER!
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Quote from: Magistrum on May 19, 2015, 06:22:30 am
7/10 Has much more memorable sigs but casts them to the realm of sigtexts.

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Re: Ultra Docs - Minimalist Doctoring Extravaganza
« Reply #79 on: July 30, 2013, 05:48:33 pm »
Name:Doc Cheesecake
Profession: Guru

BE ONE WITH THE UNIVERSE.
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Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on December 27, 2015, 04:01:00 pm
I wish I could unwatch a thread because every time I look at this I can feel myself dying faster
Quote from: IcyTea31 on December 27, 2015, 11:26:49 pm
Dying of laughter?
Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on December 27, 2015, 11:30:17 pm
Dying of pure unbridled hatred, actually.

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Re: Ultra Docs - Minimalist Doctoring Extravaganza
« Reply #80 on: July 30, 2013, 05:55:15 pm »
Grab laser scalpel, carve up other doctors.
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Quote from: Kot on November 12, 2015, 02:17:24 pm
Well, let's say you're going away from Earth on huge spaceship and suddenly shit goes wrong and you have Super Mutants. Social Experiments prepared them for this.

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Re: Ultra Docs - Minimalist Doctoring Extravaganza
« Reply #81 on: July 30, 2013, 05:58:09 pm »
Write a report and delver it to the nurse.
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Re: Ultra Docs - Minimalist Doctoring Extravaganza
« Reply #82 on: July 30, 2013, 06:30:44 pm »
Stop being a patient and fill out the report and hand it to the nurse
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Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
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As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
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Re: Ultra Docs - Minimalist Doctoring Extravaganza
« Reply #83 on: July 30, 2013, 06:58:35 pm »
NO ONE HANDS IN THE REPORT BUT ME!
I JUMPED OUT A WINDOW FOR THIS.
DID YOU JUMP OUT A WINDOW FOR THIS?
NOOOOOO?
WELL THEN FUCK YOU, ITS MINE :P
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Quote from: Magistrum on May 19, 2015, 06:22:30 am
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Re: Ultra Docs - Minimalist Doctoring Extravaganza
« Reply #84 on: July 30, 2013, 07:07:14 pm »
Call in some assistance from my colleagues. Please not PC colleagues.
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Re: Ultra Docs - Minimalist Doctoring Extravaganza
« Reply #85 on: July 30, 2013, 07:55:57 pm »
Okay, FIX UP THE PATIENT AND GET HIM TO THE RECOVERY ROOM.
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Re: Ultra Docs - Minimalist Doctoring Extravaganza
« Reply #86 on: July 30, 2013, 08:21:15 pm »
Sit around and laugh.
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Re: Ultra Docs - Minimalist Doctoring Extravaganza
« Reply #87 on: July 30, 2013, 09:28:27 pm »
Doc BFEL [5] catches up to the paper and then grabs it. He's still plummeting towards the Earth though.
Doc Cheesecake [3] makes humming noises. Its pretty soothing actually.
Doc Dansmithers [5] points a phaser at Doc Cheesecake and pulls the trigger. [Injury: 5] Is it even on? I don't think you turned it on. Maybe you just gotta.. Fuck.. Hang on a sec..
Doc Chink [4] writes the report. [4] He hands it to the charge nurse. She nods and drops it onto a pile of similar looking forms.

Mission Accomplished!

Doc Chink is now Senior Ultra Doctor Chink. +1 to rolls. -1 to rolls if your appearance is unprofessional.

Doc Hamilton is now Head Ultra Surgeon. +1 to rolls involving cutting and whatnot

Everyone else is demoted to a Fucking Intern. Goddammit..


- Mission 3 -
There's a guy in Doctoring Room 432 and he's sad. Make him happy.

Sr. Doc Chink straightens his tie.
Head Surgeon Hamilton is wondering if its safe.
Everyone else drops their papers and spills their coffee and generally is in everyone's way.
The Patient sighs miserably.
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Re: Ultra Docs - Minimalist Doctoring Extravaganza
« Reply #88 on: July 30, 2013, 09:31:50 pm »
Ask the man why he is unhappy.
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Re: Ultra Docs - Minimalist Doctoring Extravaganza
« Reply #89 on: July 30, 2013, 09:36:02 pm »
Help the man reach oneness with himself. With me. With the soil. With the Universe...
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Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on December 27, 2015, 04:01:00 pm
I wish I could unwatch a thread because every time I look at this I can feel myself dying faster
Quote from: IcyTea31 on December 27, 2015, 11:26:49 pm
Dying of laughter?
Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on December 27, 2015, 11:30:17 pm
Dying of pure unbridled hatred, actually.
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