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MURDERMURDERMURDER

All of the abov~

[kj1225]

"Fifty three."

[Remuthra]

Prepare a tea party.

[mastahcheese]

Prepare a tea party.

No, just no, kill him.

[Remuthra]

Prepare a tea party.

No, just no, kill him.

Don't give him any tea, he's a rude person.

[mastahcheese]

Prepare a tea party.

No, just no, kill him.

Don't give him any tea, he's a rude person.

You won't have a chance to give me tea once you're dead.

[Remuthra]

Prepare a tea party.

No, just no, kill him.

Don't give him any tea, he's a rude person.

You won't have a chance to give me tea once you're dead.

Your blood will be my water. Your bones will be ground into tea leaves. I will boil my tea on a fire made from your corpse and steep it in that bonemeal mentioned previously. Then, I will tan your skin and make it into a tophat.

[mastahcheese]

Prepare a tea party.

No, just no, kill him.

Don't give him any tea, he's a rude person.

You won't have a chance to give me tea once you're dead.

Your blood will be my water. Your bones will be ground into tea leaves. I will boil my tea on a fire made from your corpse and steep it in that bonemeal mentioned previously. Then, I will tan your skin and make it into a tophat.

Now you have a tea party.
Kill him.

[Remuthra]

Prepare a tea party.

No, just no, kill him.

Don't give him any tea, he's a rude person.

You won't have a chance to give me tea once you're dead.

Your blood will be my water. Your bones will be ground into tea leaves. I will boil my tea on a fire made from your corpse and steep it in that bonemeal mentioned previously. Then, I will tan your skin and make it into a tophat.

Now you have a tea party.
Kill him.

You fool, you can not kill me. I am one with the tea!

[mastahcheese]

Quit your quote ziggurat.

[Remuthra]

^Temple of the Quote

[scriver]

* scriver writes up Remuthra on his idiot list.

[Tiruin]

Really, it's not funny anymore. Put something logically pertinent >_>

[Haspen]

* scriver writes up Remuthra on his idiot list.

That's why these two (Remuthra and mastahcheese) aren't going to play Fodder anymore v:

[HmH]

@Haspen: sorry, could I trouble you to change the thread title so as to reflect the desperate need the Loyalists have for new recruits?
At the rate we're going now, the Revolutionaries will run out of people to kill before the counter reaches the required 20 kills. Would be embarassing to put them into a stalemate just because we ran out of cannon fodder.

Speaking of our inevitable, humiliating defeat: Lukeinator, your choice of target is exceptionally bad and you should feel bad. Here's why:
1) Even with me Inspiring you, you have a 1/12 chance to penetrate Kyle's defenses; additionally, killing Kyle would only change the situation for the worse, because, unlike his future replacement Commander Zomb-Axe, he's about as much of a damage dealer as a wet napkin right now.
2) Even without me Inspiring you, you have a 7/12 chance to hit the Rage Knight, and, let's say, a 3/5 chance to deal damage that would likely play a significant role in his future confrontations with scriver, meaning a total of 35% chance to inflict significant damage.
Compare: 91.7% chance to make no difference and a 8.3% chance tops to score a kill and make the situation even worse if you attack Kyle, against at least a 35% chance to make the situation better if you attack the Rage Knight.

[Tiruin]

Name: Fane Ravien
Side: A
Skill: Axemaster
HP: You start with random of 4 to 7 HP*. Rolled by GM.
Weapon: You start with random weapon*. Rolled by GM!
Armor: You start with random armor*. ROLLED BY GM!!
Shield: You start with random shield. GUESS WHAT!? YES! ROLLED BY GM!

I believe I'll be moving this character in, anyway.