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MURDERMURDERMURDER

All of the abov~

[mastahcheese]

Kill him already, dang it!

[Ozarck]

Here's my application.

Name: Ms. Pretty Obvious (no relation to Ms. Chanandler Bong)
Side: B
Skill: Healthy

[HmH]

((Somebody, try and rally Spinal_Taper into fighting the enemy team next turn. His staying-out-of-battle-doing-random-shit makes him a liability: we essentially have one soldier less than the opposing side.))

[Krath]

Smack Sternburg in the face right as his inspiring speech ends.

A lesson will be TAUGHT.

[Haspen]

Krath
mastahcheese
Spinal_Taper
scriver
Tiruin
HmH
Remuthra
tomio175
Rolepgeek
scapheap

Oh, welp, gotta make the turn!

[Haspen]

Like an neverending story, so seems to be this battle going on and on.

In a rush of valor, not without Klaus von Sternburg's help, the Loyalists went into the fray with renewed vigour.

Klaus himself withstood the attacks of Sir Biff and Cromwell Jackson. They were fierce opponents, but they were no match to his shield and armor and wits of a veteran warrior. His blade, whilst short and small, was of great help as well, and even more, the tip of it tasted Sir Biff's blood when it stabbed into his left hand.

In the middle of this, Dr. Pimpmeister Mc. Bonecarver stopped to gaze at the beauty of the crumbled goddess' statue. Her marble body, once white and shiny, was now covered in ash and soot of the burning town, her head was missing and her surfaces and curves cracked.

Lord Apel Cinnamon went after Caim, a master at two-handed weapon. That was Apel's undoing - the massive morning star was like a threshing grain-flail in Caim's hands. Eventually, the spiked head of the weapon found it's mark and smashed against Lord Apel Cinnamon neck.

In the very same moment, Guy Alexander rushed again at Axe, trying to get behind it for stabbing purposes. Alas, the enemy commander wasn't a simpleton to fall for this plan. When Guy alexander began to concentnrate more and more on his plan rather than the task on hand, he exposed himself and Axe's axe cut into his ribs, wounding him severely. The duel lasted few more moments, but neither side managedf to get through other's defenses.

Suddenly Ruthbert the Ruthful attacked Kyri Snow in revenge for the cut she gave him. The halberd swished in front of the woman as she dodged every attack, until the moment in which Ruthbert changes slashes for stabs - the spike on the tip of his weapon was long enough to reach Kyri and stab her right in the heart, As she collapsed, the blood gushed eagerly from the wide wound.

In the long run, the plaza just got few more corpses this way.

Luke II reinforces Side A as Rage Knight helps his fellow Side B warriors!

Spoiler: Actions&Rolls (click to show/hide)

Special rolls:

Inspire my team and give my enemies headaches till I draw my last breath.

Inspire roll: 5, all allies inspired!

Inspire the people!

Inspire roll: 3, one ally inspired!
Ally roll: 2, Cromwell Jackson

Normal rolls:

Smack Sternburg in the face right as his inspiring speech ends.

A lesson will be TAUGHT.

Roll for Sir Biff: 2, lost!
Roll for Klaus von Sternburg: 6, +1
Roll for damage: 2-1 = 1dmg

Sir Biff have 4/9HP left!

Kill him already, dang it!

Roll for Cromwell Jackson: 6, +1
Roll for Klaus von Sternburg: 4, +1, +1, -1, +2

Nothing happens.

Check out said nude goddess.

Dr. Pimpmeister Mc. Bonecarver IDLES!

Wipe off Kyle's innards on Caim's face. Violently.

Roll for Lord Apel Cinnamon: 1, +1, lost!
Roll for Caim: 5
Roll for damage: 3+1-2 = 2dmg

Lord Apel Cinnamon has -1/7HP left!
Lord Apel Cinnamon have perished!

Circle behind him, stab through chest.

Roll for Guy Alexander: 1, +1, lost!
Roll for Axe: 3
Roll for damage: 5-2 = 3dmg

Guy Alexander has 3/6HP left!

AXE SMASH. Guy Alexander, that is.

Roll for Axe: 3, -1, +2
Roll for Guy Alexander: 4

Nothing happens.

Kill the bitch! No one cuts me!

Regret it afterwards.

Roll for Ruthbert the Ruthful: 4
Roll for Kyri Snow: 1, +1, lost!
Roll for damage: 6+2-2 = 6dmg

Kyri Snow has -3/5HP left!
Kyri Snow dies!

Bash Cinnamon

Already done.

[Tiruin]

And so this is death..

It hurts, but then it doesn't stop. It continues, and soon ebbs away.

People say the last sense to lose is your hearing, and that is what tortured Kyri in her dying moments.

The sounds of cries: feral and primal. The sounds of men tearing upon their kin. Divided by a barrier which older men look down upon.

And they smile.

This is death. This is peace.

x__x

[scapheap]

With the death of the guy he just killed, Caim turn to swing his weapon at a new target Sternburg

[scriver]

More fodder! MORE!

Name: (The newly widowed) Lady Pear Cinnamon
Side: A
Skill: Two-handed Mastery

[tomio175]

Axe pat Guy Alexander on the back. Violently. With an axe.

[Remuthra]

Guy Alexander deploys anti-axe spray. Anti-axe spray now comes in aerosol and halberd spike syringe.

[tomio175]

Guy Alexander deploys anti-axe spray. Anti-axe spray now comes in aerosol and halberd spike syringe.

Does that mean you attack me or you defend? Axe is confused.

[Remuthra]

Guy Alexander deploys anti-axe spray. Anti-axe spray now comes in aerosol and halberd spike syringe.

Does that mean you attack me or you defend? Axe is confused.

See? The power of the anti-axe spray is working already!

[tomio175]

Guy Alexander deploys anti-axe spray. Anti-axe spray now comes in aerosol and halberd spike syringe.

Does that mean you attack me or you defend? Axe is confused.

See? The power of the anti-axe spray is working already!

I am wearing a gas mask. HOW?!

[Krath]

Klaus has proved himself a problem. Sir Biff won't stop until he's dead!