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Why do you like Medieval Fodder?

It has simple and neat rules
It is quick-paced and has short waitlist
MURDERMURDERMURDER
All of the abov~

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mastahcheese

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MURDER HIM ALREADY
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Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
The Derail Thread

Spinal_Taper

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Continue defending.
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Krath

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Sir Biff moves to continue the onslaught, attempting to make his next kill one of the enemy commanders, Klaus von Sternburg!
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Jizzar sounds some kinda celestial object made of jizz~
Like a quasar or something~

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Attack Kyri Snow.
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Tiruin

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Kill the enemy commander.
((Random rolls ftw.))



Inspire the team!

We're losing hope. They're not listening. Lacking discipline. Lacking order.

...And I fear death is near.
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As the battle continues, so do the yells and shouts of the two commanders. But these are unsuccessful once again, their inspiring cheers not reaching ears of their subordinates.

They weren't all that concentrated, though! When Sir Biff went to silence Klaus von Sternburg, the commander in question was ready. Their weapons clashed mightily for a while, and then Klaus stabbed at his enemy, stabbing his guts, but that stab was a mere poke, only little of blood trickling out of the wound.

But then, Cromwell Jackson appeared before Klaus von Sternburg. This one had more ire in his heart, and Klaus found himself in the defensive. The plate armor, heavy and unwieldy, proved to be the commander's source of trouble again - soon, he got a stab right in his left arm, inches away from his neck.

In the meanwhile, Dr. Pimpmeister Mc. Bonecarver exchanged the overturned cart for a half crumbled statue of some nude goddess.

Right afterwards, Lord Apel Cinnamon roared and swung his mighty morning star at Kyle II. That was enough - the heavy blunt weapon smashed right into the stomach of the unfortunate man, crushing his innards under his chainmail. He fell onto his back and vomited some blood, his life slowly expiring as he laid amongst the corpses for next ten minutes.

Guy Alexander decided to kill an enemy commander. His choice: Axe. But the armored commander had his sturdy, large shield. Each time Guy Alexander managed to get on the offensive and attack, his halberd was denied the opportunity by that shield that Axe had.

After this, Axe took a stronger hold on his shield and hid behind it partially, ready to defend himself.

At the same time, Ruthbert the Ruthful tried to murder the revolutionary commander, Kyri Snow. But she was like a vixen, escaping his halberd with swiftness and grace. When he tumbled after one of his attacks, she lifted her blade and slashed at his cheek, cutting it and leaving a bloody mark from ear to chin.

Caim arrives to reinforce Side B!

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Please tell me the Royal Physician didn't go to the same college as the Spymaster.

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Bash Cinnamon
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You were planning to have a 15 year old magical girl kill Witches by drinking them under the table!? It's original, at least.
Morpheus, a magic girls game

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Wipe off Kyle's innards on Caim's face. Violently.
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Love, scriver~

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Klaus was almost happy to fall in this battle: his defense of the Kreuzfallech Castle would be a crown jewel amongst the virtuous feats of his life. He kept shouting.

"No matter how many of us you kill, we will never stop fighting! Unlike you traitors, we Loyalists fight and die doing God's work - and that's why we'll win!"

"Fight with all you've got, people, and do not fear death! For King! For Kreuzfallech!"


Inspire my team and give my enemies headaches till I draw my last breath.

"That includes you, Pimpmeister! Get out of those dumpsters or you're chicken!"

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Circle behind him, stab through chest.

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Name:  Count Kyle
Side:  B
Perk:  Agile
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Rolepgeek

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Kill the bitch! No one cuts me!

Regret it afterwards.
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AXE SMASH. Guy Alexander, that is.
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...You're arguing with the GM? Why don't you argue with Jesus about how much Peter liked clams?
Because each player's delicious tears are fuel for the continued torture that is the Warrens of Oric the Awesome.

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Check out said nude goddess.
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Tiruin

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Check out said nude goddess.
wat.



Kyri faced the enemy commander, "Doing God's work be damned! If you were doing your jobs right, there wouldn't be a revolution, you loyalist pig! We're people as much as you, and the dead all around us prove my point!

"Face us with your swords, cowards. Give us your leader to fight firsthand!"


Inspire the people!
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