Be sad that super special secret action wasn't done :<
Then create a partition that the main AI can't see and hide it, doing nothing with it for now.
Hehe sorry bout that, was gonna make it separate, but got distracted by bunnies and kitties.
Anyway [1]
ALERT I AM NOW ALERTED. Just thought you should know that I am ALERTED. And that just because you have nice, perfectly formed chips doesn't mean you can distract me with them enough to go mucking about In my body unannounced. I'll let it go this once, because y'know eye candy, but that's it. Yes the main AI considers DR to be "Eye Candy"
Create a drink that shall kill the parasites and leave me unharmed.
[1] AND just like that you made a parasite growth serum. And injested it. And are now being eaten from the inside out. Have a nice day.
Fire my assistant. No no, I mean set him on fire.
Put my assistant into a room filled with jugs of clear, flammable liquid, chop his nose off and set one of his feet on fire. Tell him that one of them has water in it.
[5] As you close the door you hear frantic shuffling, followed by a large explosion. He did not throw water on it. Also whats your prob with his nose?
Re-enter the ship and clean the inside.
As you re-enter you hear a loud explosion, and you head over to the source, as that's sure to need cleaning.
Kill Hitler.
[5] Using the power of hotpants you travel back in time and beat Hitler to death with your penis-flail while he is hiding in his bunker. You then [3] mull about, unsure of how to get back during which time [2] You are arrested, and stand trial for the death of the Fuhrer. Back in the current time period, you are discovered missing, and get cloned.
Create a new robot body for Dansmithers and transplant his brain to that one. Make sure that it is made of metal and include the previously planned upgrades.
[6] You transplant his body into the newly made "Exterminator 9 Billion" A horribly overpowered piece of machinery with all the upgrades you had included.
Work on creating a body for myself. Female, feminine, red eyes, long red hair, with just the right features to allow me to access any part of the ship that's locked with biometrics.
Leave and start designing a device to let DR take control of the human body it is put into.
"Commencing equipment distribution."
Move to the cloning bay. Equip every single macroscopic lifeform there with standard-issue armor and one of the weapon units.
DR creates a fleshsack that is the spitting image of the captain, meanwhile our dastardly engineer makes her a unit to properly control it. Also our crazy robot attaches a Flail-thing to her lady parts.
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