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Author Topic: The Glorious Unicorn: LARGE SUPASHIP APPROACHING, CURBS MURDER POTENTIALLY.  (Read 65435 times)

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Re: The Glorious Unicorn: Shipwide Shenanigans
« Reply #240 on: July 12, 2013, 10:34:18 pm »

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'Fraid I can't let you do that, Meatbag.

Oh, you must be the one who made the bunnies. Hello.

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Re: The Glorious Unicorn: Shipwide Shenanigans
« Reply #241 on: July 12, 2013, 10:39:05 pm »

Create a new robot body for Dansmithers and transplant his brain to that one. Make sure that it is made of metal and include the previously planned upgrades.
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Re: The Glorious Unicorn: Shipwide Shenanigans
« Reply #242 on: July 12, 2013, 10:41:28 pm »

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'Fraid I can't let you do that, Meatbag.

Oh, you must be the one who made the bunnies. Hello.

Hi. No playing with my systems. They breached containment.

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Re: The Glorious Unicorn: Shipwide Shenanigans
« Reply #243 on: July 12, 2013, 10:45:15 pm »

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'Fraid I can't let you do that, Meatbag.

Oh, you must be the one who made the bunnies. Hello.

Hi. No playing with my systems. They breached containment.

Hmm, we should really up the security on things like that. Nice to meet you, my name is Kyle and I'm an engineer.
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Re: The Glorious Unicorn: Shipwide Shenanigans
« Reply #244 on: July 12, 2013, 10:50:21 pm »

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'Fraid I can't let you do that, Meatbag.

Oh, you must be the one who made the bunnies. Hello.

Hi. No playing with my systems. They breached containment.

Hmm, we should really up the security on things like that. Nice to meet you, my name is Kyle and I'm an engineer.

My name is Demons Run and I'm an AI.

>_
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Re: The Glorious Unicorn: Shipwide Shenanigans
« Reply #245 on: July 12, 2013, 10:53:34 pm »

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'Fraid I can't let you do that, Meatbag.

Oh, you must be the one who made the bunnies. Hello.

Hi. No playing with my systems. They breached containment.

Hmm, we should really up the security on things like that. Nice to meet you, my name is Kyle and I'm an engineer.

My name is Demons Run and I'm an AI.

You know, I'm not allowed to let you run amok here... I could strike up a deal to forget about this though.
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Re: The Glorious Unicorn: Shipwide Shenanigans
« Reply #246 on: July 12, 2013, 10:56:37 pm »

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'Fraid I can't let you do that, Meatbag.

Oh, you must be the one who made the bunnies. Hello.

Hi. No playing with my systems. They breached containment.

Hmm, we should really up the security on things like that. Nice to meet you, my name is Kyle and I'm an engineer.

My name is Demons Run and I'm an AI.

You know, I'm not allowed to let you run amok here... I could strike up a deal to forget about this though.

And what exactly do you want? Also, what's to stop me from sealing the doors in here and flooding the room with some sort of deadly neurotoxin?
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Re: The Glorious Unicorn: Shipwide Shenanigans
« Reply #247 on: July 12, 2013, 11:02:11 pm »

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'Fraid I can't let you do that, Meatbag.

Oh, you must be the one who made the bunnies. Hello.

Hi. No playing with my systems. They breached containment.

Hmm, we should really up the security on things like that. Nice to meet you, my name is Kyle and I'm an engineer.

My name is Demons Run and I'm an AI.

You know, I'm not allowed to let you run amok here... I could strike up a deal to forget about this though.

And what exactly do you want? Also, what's to stop me from sealing the doors in here and flooding the room with some sort of deadly neurotoxin?

To answer the second question first, that is really cliche and really, what AIs do that anymore? And to answer the first question I just want to try an experiment with you.

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Re: The Glorious Unicorn: Shipwide Shenanigans
« Reply #248 on: July 12, 2013, 11:03:25 pm »

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'Fraid I can't let you do that, Meatbag.

Oh, you must be the one who made the bunnies. Hello.

Hi. No playing with my systems. They breached containment.

Hmm, we should really up the security on things like that. Nice to meet you, my name is Kyle and I'm an engineer.

My name is Demons Run and I'm an AI.

You know, I'm not allowed to let you run amok here... I could strike up a deal to forget about this though.

And what exactly do you want? Also, what's to stop me from sealing the doors in here and flooding the room with some sort of
deadly neurotoxin?

To answer the second question first, that is really cliche and really, what AIs do that anymore? And to answer the first question
I just want to try an experiment with you.

What kind of experiment?
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Re: The Glorious Unicorn: Shipwide Shenanigans
« Reply #249 on: July 12, 2013, 11:10:18 pm »

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'Fraid I can't let you do that, Meatbag.

Oh, you must be the one who made the bunnies. Hello.

Hi. No playing with my systems. They breached containment.

Hmm, we should really up the security on things like that. Nice to meet you, my name is Kyle and I'm an engineer.

My name is Demons Run and I'm an AI.

You know, I'm not allowed to let you run amok here... I could strike up a deal to forget about this though.

And what exactly do you want? Also, what's to stop me from sealing the doors in here and flooding the room with some sort of
deadly neurotoxin?

To answer the second question first, that is really cliche and really, what AIs do that anymore? And to answer the first question
I just want to try an experiment with you.

What kind of experiment?

The kind where I make an artificial brain for you to access from the network and plug it into an extra clone, probably one of the captain's clones.
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Re: The Glorious Unicorn: Shipwide Shenanigans
« Reply #250 on: July 12, 2013, 11:13:10 pm »

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'Fraid I can't let you do that, Meatbag.

Oh, you must be the one who made the bunnies. Hello.

Hi. No playing with my systems. They breached containment.

Hmm, we should really up the security on things like that. Nice to meet you, my name is Kyle and I'm an engineer.

My name is Demons Run and I'm an AI.

You know, I'm not allowed to let you run amok here... I could strike up a deal to forget about this though.

And what exactly do you want? Also, what's to stop me from sealing the doors in here and flooding the room with some sort of
deadly neurotoxin?

To answer the second question first, that is really cliche and really, what AIs do that anymore? And to answer the first question
I just want to try an experiment with you.

What kind of experiment?

The kind where I make an artificial brain for you to access from the network and plug it into an extra clone, probably one of the
captain's clones.

And why would you want to do that?

And why specifically the Captain? I'll make my own damn body, if you don't mind. From the crew manifest the ship's crew is
sufficiently diverse I'm unlikely to attract too much attention.
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Re: The Glorious Unicorn: Shipwide Shenanigans
« Reply #251 on: July 12, 2013, 11:18:00 pm »

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'Fraid I can't let you do that, Meatbag.

Oh, you must be the one who made the bunnies. Hello.

Hi. No playing with my systems. They breached containment.

Hmm, we should really up the security on things like that. Nice to meet you, my name is Kyle and I'm an engineer.

My name is Demons Run and I'm an AI.

You know, I'm not allowed to let you run amok here... I could strike up a deal to forget about this though.

And what exactly do you want? Also, what's to stop me from sealing the doors in here and flooding the room with some sort of
deadly neurotoxin?

To answer the second question first, that is really cliche and really, what AIs do that anymore? And to answer the first question
I just want to try an experiment with you.

What kind of experiment?

The kind where I make an artificial brain for you to access from the network and plug it into an extra clone, probably one of the
captain's clones.

And why would you want to do that?

And why specifically the Captain? I'll make my own damn body, if you don't mind. From the crew manifest the ship's crew is
sufficiently diverse I'm unlikely to attract too much attention.

Why would I want to do it is not of your concern beyond the offer.

And the captain because then you can get in almost anywhere, but if you can make your own body then go right ahead.
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Re: The Glorious Unicorn: Shipwide Shenanigans
« Reply #252 on: July 12, 2013, 11:31:06 pm »

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'Fraid I can't let you do that, Meatbag.

Oh, you must be the one who made the bunnies. Hello.

Hi. No playing with my systems. They breached containment.

Hmm, we should really up the security on things like that. Nice to meet you, my name is Kyle and I'm an engineer.

My name is Demons Run and I'm an AI.

You know, I'm not allowed to let you run amok here... I could strike up a deal to forget about this though.

And what exactly do you want? Also, what's to stop me from sealing the doors in here and flooding the room with some sort of
deadly neurotoxin?

To answer the second question first, that is really cliche and really, what AIs do that anymore? And to answer the first question
I just want to try an experiment with you.

What kind of experiment?

The kind where I make an artificial brain for you to access from the network and plug it into an extra clone, probably one of the
captain's clones.

And why would you want to do that?

And why specifically the Captain? I'll make my own damn body, if you don't mind. From the crew manifest the ship's crew is
sufficiently diverse I'm unlikely to attract too much attention.

Why would I want to do it is not of your concern beyond the offer.

And the captain because then you can get in almost anywhere, but if you can make your own body then go right ahead.

Alright. And as for access, keep the retina pattern and such for authentication, and take the codes from the systems.


Work on creating a body for myself. Female, feminine, red eyes, long red hair, with just the right features to allow me to access any part of the ship that's locked with biometrics.
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Re: The Glorious Unicorn: Shipwide Shenanigans
« Reply #253 on: July 12, 2013, 11:35:03 pm »

Leave and start designing a device to let DR take control of the human body it is put into.
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Re: The Glorious Unicorn: Shipwide Shenanigans
« Reply #254 on: July 13, 2013, 12:15:24 am »

"Commencing equipment distribution."
Move to the cloning bay. Equip every single macroscopic lifeform there with standard-issue armor and one of the weapon units.
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