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Author Topic: The Glorious Unicorn: LARGE SUPASHIP APPROACHING, CURBS MURDER POTENTIALLY.  (Read 66741 times)

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Re: The Glorious Unicorn: Gorn Guro Leaves an Impression
« Reply #135 on: July 05, 2013, 01:23:45 am »
Use Standard Issue Plasma-Gun on Gorn Guro's nether regions.
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Well, let's say you're going away from Earth on huge spaceship and suddenly shit goes wrong and you have Super Mutants. Social Experiments prepared them for this.

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Re: The Glorious Unicorn: Gorn Guro Leaves an Impression
« Reply #136 on: July 05, 2013, 05:22:19 am »
Send in more marines!!!! Shoot him!!!!! Also, Clone more marines!!!
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Re: The Glorious Unicorn: Gorn Guro Leaves an Impression
« Reply #137 on: July 05, 2013, 06:42:39 am »
"Clean" this alien with highly caustic chemicals!
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Re: The Glorious Unicorn: Gorn Guro Leaves an Impression
« Reply #138 on: July 05, 2013, 07:21:21 am »
Quote from: Dansmithers on July 05, 2013, 01:23:45 am
Use Standard Issue Plasma-Gun on Gorn Guro's nether regions.
http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/2/2f/Scout_specialcompleted12.wav?t=20100625225901
Umm....your kinda having your Carotid Artery (aka THE REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT ONE) RAPED, I don't think you're currently capable of aiming a gun right now....and probably never will be again. Just a heads up.

Quote from: TCM on July 04, 2013, 11:46:36 pm
Fuck dat.
[6] You run away screaming, tossing the hotpants guards aside in your haste to get straight the hell away from the horrid monster that is invading the ship. You receive a reward as Security Chief of the year, and also this incredibly sarcastic sentence engraved in the trophy.

Quote from: Harry Baldman on July 05, 2013, 01:08:07 am
Frighten off aliens by playing Eurodance over PA system at full volume.
[6] Gorn Guro is nearly joined by alien backup, but your terrible music has frightened them off. It also frightened the rest of our non-player marines, they are all running and screaming and shooting nothing cuz their aim is terrible.

Quote from: Alexandria on July 05, 2013, 05:22:19 am
Send in more marines!!!! Shoot him!!!!! Also, Clone more marines!!!
CLONING IS NOT THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING! IT DOESNT WORK THAT FAST! Also the marines are all too scared by the Eurodance. And I think you're still on the bridge. That's usually where the captain is isn't it?

Wow, it all falls to our JANITOR to save the ship from the Artery Rapist. AWESOME
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on July 05, 2013, 06:42:39 am
"Clean" this alien with highly caustic chemicals!
[6] <-----FUCKING REALLY?

Scruffy fires a highly pressurized torrent of cleaning supplies at Gorn, forcing him to stop raping the artery of our own personal Leeroy Jenkins. Gorn is heavily wounded by the blast and lumps of skin begin to burn off!

You all just got schooled by the JANITOR. You people suck at combat. You REALLY REALLY do.
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Re: The Glorious Unicorn: Gorn Guro Leaves an Impression
« Reply #139 on: July 05, 2013, 07:24:27 am »
Calmly return to cleaning, grumbling about the blood. If this Gorn guy bothers me, point the caustic-cleaning-supplies dispenser at him and give him a look, spraying him again if he actually attacks.
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Re: The Glorious Unicorn: Gorn Guro Leaves an Impression
« Reply #140 on: July 05, 2013, 07:48:49 am »
Shout at the marines to stop being cowards and fight.


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Re: The Glorious Unicorn: Gorn Guro Leaves an Impression
« Reply #141 on: July 05, 2013, 07:54:15 am »
((I think more of them are being "corpses" than "cowards"...))
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Re: The Glorious Unicorn: Gorn Guro Leaves an Impression
« Reply #142 on: July 05, 2013, 07:55:36 am »
MOAR EURODANCE, IT'S OUR BEST WEAPON!
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Re: The Glorious Unicorn: Gorn Guro Leaves an Impression
« Reply #143 on: July 05, 2013, 07:56:45 am »
((Actually, I think that caustic cleaning chemicals have that beat.))
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Re: The Glorious Unicorn: Gorn Guro Leaves an Impression
« Reply #144 on: July 05, 2013, 08:50:36 am »
"guys I figured out how to drive t... What the Fuck is that fire everything"
Tank all out attack aka shoot him alot.
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Re: The Glorious Unicorn: Gorn Guro Leaves an Impression
« Reply #145 on: July 05, 2013, 08:58:42 am »
"All right men, let's show those sissy marines what we can do. Today we show the xeno scum that we will fear them neither in the air nor on land. They may try to bring us down, but we will perservere for the good of all mankind. Now then, PURGE THE XENO

Give all of the fighter pilot personnel the command to attack, make sure the turrets are manned and firing. Also get on a turret myself and shoot the bastard, if no turret is available shoot him with my sidearm
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Re: The Glorious Unicorn: Gorn Guro Leaves an Impression
« Reply #146 on: July 05, 2013, 09:13:56 am »
Rock out in DJ booth, initiate ultra-abominable dance to spread fear and awe through aliens and crew alike.
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Re: The Glorious Unicorn: Gorn Guro Leaves an Impression
« Reply #147 on: July 05, 2013, 09:58:36 am »
Become Robocop Jim!
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Re: The Glorious Unicorn: Gorn Guro Leaves an Impression
« Reply #148 on: July 05, 2013, 02:50:30 pm »
Quote from: Pancaek on July 05, 2013, 08:58:42 am
"All right men, let's show those sissy marines what we can do. Today we show the xeno scum that we will fear them neither in the air nor on land. They may try to bring us down, but we will perservere for the good of all mankind. Now then, PURGE THE XENO

Give all of the fighter pilot personnel the command to attack, make sure the turrets are manned and firing. Also get on a turret myself and shoot the bastard, if no turret is available shoot him with my sidearm
"Theus will nawt eind weyul." *goes back to work*
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Re: The Glorious Unicorn: Gorn Guro Leaves an Impression
« Reply #149 on: July 05, 2013, 03:52:14 pm »
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