Wake up.
((By the time I succeed in this, enough turns will have passed for me to reenact the plot of Rage.))
[3] You stir. Prepare to enact the plot of Rage...
Hmm...I should probably be subtle about this....
Slowly approach the nice man, waving happily then kick him repeatedly in the nuts and rip off his belt, grabbing his guns as well. Then run off
Also do the Zoidberg Woopwoopwoopwoopwoop when/if successful/totally fail
Subtle, huh?
[4v5] You grab the man's belt, but it's too well secured!
"...What are you doing?"
"Woopwoopwoopwoop--"
"Great."
fly around looking for superheroes, try focusing my flame sheath into spheres around my hands and hurling them at random cars and buildings.
[3,6] You locate a few unsuspecting superheroes...those Arthropoid guys.
The magician or something like that so long as it isn't copyrighted already.
Read a book.
It probably is. You go with Illusionist, which fits your powers better IIRC.
[5] You...read really well? It's closing time at the library, though, and you don't have a card.
Ignore annoying woman.
"I'm afraid you've taken someone who belongs to me, sirs."
"Oh?"
"This guy?"
"Why'dyo think you can just barge--"
"Quiet down. Well, who is it?"
...Either way, Love will try to capitalize on this by slowly edging towards more medicinal supplies because while fleeing would be nice and something he really wants to do he knows he'll probably get an infection and die a slow death that way if he doesn't treat it soon.
[4] You grab some Band-Aids and antibiotics.
Oszkar thinks about the cousin's daughter. Maybe he could call her up. Or maybe he'd best stick with his son.
Go see if retirement home is in one piece.
[6] The residents didn't even notice the blast, in part because many are blind and/or deaf.
((Hmm, as the person I am attempting to rescue is inactive, i'll just try to capture my unconscious target))
Morph tentacles to restrain Grey Merrow, then take him to the nearest police department.
[6] You turn into a tangle of tentacles that engulfs Merrow. You cannot, however, move him--aside from lacking any kind of limbs, he's at least twice as big as you!