Sign up I guess. Afterwards go read at the library.
You sign up. One of the things you needed to fill in was your codename--your superhero name. What did you put?
You head to the library.
Attempt locomotion.
[1+1] You can't quite manage it.
Get out of the van, be menacing.
"Gentlemen."
"What the h--"
"Sexist maniac. How do you do?"
-snip-
Also a car driving towards the stor--THERE'S A CAR DRIVING TOWARDS THE STORE TAKE COVER--Irving tries to see the scene with his own eyes to try and figure out what the hell just happened.
[2-1] Nope. You still don't see anything unusual except the monsters.
Wake up so I can fight those evil scum they call "nurses".
[1] When I get home, I'll find a die that doesn't hate you so much.
"Yeesh, what's wrong with people today? Well, guess I'll be leaving, then."
Try to think of relatives in Illinois who don't live in a radioactive idiot-infested ruin of a city and who instead live in some kind of small town a bit farther away. Wander further away from any activity.
[3] You have a...whatever you call a cousin's daughter living in Indiana. Which wouldn't be so bad, except that she's a bit of a loner and it's in Indiana.
go full demon and jump from building to building setting each roof on fire as i go.
You do so. You wonder why no heroes have showed up. [1] No heroes have showed up.
So what tech exactly is this dude carrying?
EXAMINE THE HERO FOR SEXY TECH
[4] A few things that look like ray guns, and some other miscellaneous gadgets in a utility belt.
Kel Alern: [1,
5,1]
Um...geez, I must have sleep deprivation. I can't think of a good way to kick of your whatever-career with no superpoewr origin story.