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[Urist Mc Dwarf]

attempt to use raise zombie on everything except the bones

[scriver]

Pick that lock, Iubbers!

[Remalle]

Attempt to pick the lock, and if that fails, try and hide somewhere with the shiv ready, or just hide the shiv and wait for someone to come and drag you off.

Pick that lock, Iubbers!

[4-2] After briefly considering reviving your bone tools with necromancy, you decide to attempt to pick the lock.  You insert the lockpick and shiv into the lock and begin wiggling them about uselessly before realizing that you have absolutely no idea what you're doing.  After a little more useless wiggling the lockpick snaps clean in half.
Oops.
You withdraw the shiv and conceal it on your considerable personage.

Lockpick removed from Inventory.

Spoiler: Words from the GM (click to show/hide)

Hi!  I wasn't sure what was going to happen for a while since there didn't seem to be any sort of consensus.  Fortunately scriver broke the tie!

Spoiler: Prisoner (click to show/hide)

Jubba the Sload
Novice Necromancer
Health: Healthy
Magicka: Moderately Fatigued
Stamina: Robust

Inventory:
Small bone shiv

Skills:
Apprentice Conjuration
Novice Alchemy
Novice Destruction
Novice Enchanting
Novice One-Handed
Novice Restoration

Spells:
Bound Sword
Candlelight
Clairvoyance
Conjure Familiar
Healing
Raise Zombie
Sparks

[Ozarck]

conjure your familiar. use it to collect info about the jail. use clairavoyance to gather additional data. prepare to enchant a guard or interrogator (preferably the interrogator, since he seems more likely to be able to give us a ticket out of this ... diinuative residence.

[scriver]

conjure your familiar. use it to collect info about the jail. use clairavoyance to gather additional data. prepare to enchant a guard or interrogator (preferably the interrogator, since he seems more likely to be able to give us a ticket out of this ... diinuative residence.

What he said. Possibly polish your shiv in the meantime to make time pass.

[Mrnocamera]

conjure your familiar. use it to collect info about the jail. use clairavoyance to gather additional data. prepare to enchant a guard or interrogator (preferably the interrogator, since he seems more likely to be able to give us a ticket out of this ... diinuative residence.

What he said. Possibly polish your shiv in the meantime to make time pass.

Also that.   Look in bucket.

[Harbingerjm]

When guard comes back, put bucket on their head and enjoy being invisible.

[Mrnocamera]

When guard comes back, put bucket on their head and enjoy being invisible.

+99

[Ozarck]

Try not to get the contents of the bucket on yourself at any time during these actions.

[scriver]

Actually, feces is technically a form of dead matter, innit? Cast Conjure Undead on the contents of the bucket.

[Remalle]

Actually, feces is technically a form of dead matter, innit? Cast Conjure Undead on the contents of the bucket.

Absolutely not.

[Harbingerjm]

Actually, feces is technically a form of dead matter, innit? Cast Conjure Undead on the contents of the bucket.

I don't know which would be worse: if it failed, or succeeded.

[IronyOwl]

Actually, feces is technically a form of dead matter, innit? Cast Conjure Undead on the contents of the bucket.

I don't know which would be worse: if it failed, or succeeded.

Obviously that halfway point where it arises more powerful than you imagined, but also more twisted and with no greater desire than you destroy you.


Anyway, cast Sparks on self. Then cast Healing on self. Then cast Sparks on self. Then cast Healing on self.

Enjoy completely legitimate, reasonable, and well-earned skillups.

[Ozarck]

Cast bound sword on your poo zombie. Begin an absolutely disgusting reign of terror from within your cell, which is now your supervillain lair.
I'm just kidding. Don't do that.

Actually, what does Bound Sword do? Can you summon your weapon?

[Harbingerjm]

Actually, what does Bound Sword do? Can you summon your weapon?

Not exactly, it summons a magic sword for a time.

Attempt to rediscover "Unlock" spells.