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Author Topic: (IRtD) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/Derail. The End of Gia.  (Read 633496 times)

highmax28

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Re: (IRtD) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/Derail, making a Hex Map OF THE WORLD!
« Reply #3075 on: November 11, 2013, 07:14:08 pm »

>Increase my hat-getting abilities.
>Also ask this man for a hat
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just shot him with a balistic arrow, i think he will get stuned from that >.>

"Guardian" and Sigfriend Of Necrothreat
Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.

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Re: (IRtD) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/Derail, making a Hex Map OF THE WORLD!
« Reply #3076 on: November 11, 2013, 07:16:40 pm »

>Increase my hat-getting abilities.
>Also ask this man for a hat
>Anoint as my apprentice.

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Re: (IRtD) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/Derail, making a Hex Map OF THE WORLD!
« Reply #3077 on: November 11, 2013, 07:18:38 pm »

>Increase my hat-getting abilities.

You're mastahcheese, not the hat guy. You're all mastahcheese.

>Increase my hat-getting abilities.
>Also ask this man for a hat

ALSO MASTAHCHEESE.
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« Reply #3078 on: November 11, 2013, 07:20:11 pm »

>Increase my hat-getting abilities.

You're mastahcheese, not the hat guy. You're all mastahcheese.

>Increase my hat-getting abilities.
>Also ask this man for a hat

ALSO MASTAHCHEESE.
>As I work on previous post, ask Hat Guy for Hat. Preferably a subtle and gentlemanly hat
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just shot him with a balistic arrow, i think he will get stuned from that >.>

"Guardian" and Sigfriend Of Necrothreat
Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.

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Re: (IRtD) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/Derail, making a Hex Map OF THE WORLD!
« Reply #3079 on: November 11, 2013, 07:20:30 pm »

>Increase my hat-getting abilities.

You're mastahcheese, not the hat guy. You're all mastahcheese.

>Increase my hat-getting abilities.
>Also ask this man for a hat

ALSO MASTAHCHEESE.
>I am the Manstahcheese with a hat.

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Re: (IRtD) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/Derail, making a Hex Map OF THE WORLD!
« Reply #3080 on: November 11, 2013, 07:22:21 pm »

I can just imagine a iron man suit, a schizophrenic masthacheese, four clones, one making progress on a map, the clone of that clone singing to make a man holding a mop and another evil clone start dancing while the iron man suit in question fires a laser beam which is blocked by the dudes mop while the good clone of the evil clone of the original masthacheese is attacking the evil clone while the evil clone eats muffins and magic itself is fluctuating the enviroment around it.

Derails people, derails.
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IronyOwl   But Kyuubey can more or less be summed up as "You didn't ask."
15:52   IronyOwl   Whereas Dungbeetle is closer to "Fuck you."

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Re: (IRtD) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/Derail, making a Hex Map OF THE WORLD!
« Reply #3081 on: November 11, 2013, 07:25:23 pm »

>Satisified with how magic turned out, create the race-specifics; units, food sources, etc. Also eat a couple magical muffins as we work!
>Just do this then, admiring the snazzy hat in the process
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just shot him with a balistic arrow, i think he will get stuned from that >.>

"Guardian" and Sigfriend Of Necrothreat
Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.

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« Reply #3082 on: November 11, 2013, 10:27:11 pm »

>Satisified with how magic turned out, create the race-specifics; units, food sources, etc. Also eat a couple magical muffins as we work!

(3)You begin drafting out the races.
(5)You regain 5 life and all your hunger!

<Get masthaclone on making more healing muffins, tell everyone else to charge, and eat already existing muffins

(1)You choke on a muffin and take 1 damage.

>Increase my hat-getting abilities.

You're mastahcheese, not the hat guy. You're all mastahcheese.

>Increase my hat-getting abilities.
>Also ask this man for a hat

ALSO MASTAHCHEESE.
>I am the Manstahcheese with a hat.

(4)You obtain a Hat!

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(3)mastahclone makes two more healing muffins!
(3-1)Evil Mop Man tries to swing his mop, but misses.
(2)Iron Jervis just kind of sits there.
(2-1)mastahcloneevilclone trips and falls.
(4)mastahcloneevilclonegoodclone strikes mastahcloneevilclone for 3 damage, and takes 1 damage.
(4)Man With Hat gets another hat.
(1)Magic curses everybody to get a -1 on all rolls next turn.

Spoiler: mastahcheese (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: mastahclone (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: mastahcloneclone (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Iron Jervis (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Evil Mop Man (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: mastahcloneevilclone (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Man With Hat (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Magic (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Computer (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)
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Re: (IRtD) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/Derail, making a Hex Map OF THE WORLD!
« Reply #3083 on: November 11, 2013, 10:34:18 pm »

>Create new races; Kobalds, Goblins and Bugbears, oh my!
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Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.

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Re: (IRtD) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/Derail, making a Hex Map OF THE WORLD!
« Reply #3084 on: November 11, 2013, 10:50:20 pm »

<reform magic into a primarily good focused entity and then tell everyone to attack mop man and evil cloneclone
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IronyOwl   But Kyuubey can more or less be summed up as "You didn't ask."
15:52   IronyOwl   Whereas Dungbeetle is closer to "Fuck you."

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Re: (IRtD) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/Derail, making a Hex Map OF THE WORLD!
« Reply #3085 on: November 11, 2013, 11:10:08 pm »

<reform magic into a primarily good focused entity and then tell everyone to attack mop man and evil cloneclone
>Change Action: pick up laptop, walk away to work in peace, THEN add new races
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just shot him with a balistic arrow, i think he will get stuned from that >.>

"Guardian" and Sigfriend Of Necrothreat
Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.

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Re: (IRtD) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/Derail, making a Hex Map OF THE WORLD!
« Reply #3086 on: November 11, 2013, 11:16:48 pm »

<reform magic into a primarily good focused entity and then tell everyone to attack mop man and evil cloneclone

Action change: add in steel plate armour and equip it. Then tell everyone to charge.
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IronyOwl   But Kyuubey can more or less be summed up as "You didn't ask."
15:52   IronyOwl   Whereas Dungbeetle is closer to "Fuck you."

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Re: (IRtD) Roll to Die/Revive/Dwarf/Derail, making a Hex Map OF THE WORLD!
« Reply #3087 on: November 12, 2013, 01:19:16 am »

I can just imagine a iron man suit, a schizophrenic masthacheese, four clones, one making progress on a map, the clone of that clone singing to make a man holding a mop and another evil clone start dancing while the iron man suit in question fires a laser beam which is blocked by the dudes mop while the good clone of the evil clone of the original masthacheese is attacking the evil clone while the evil clone eats muffins and magic itself is fluctuating the enviroment around it.

Derails people, derails.
This makes me want to tell the story of how, in 12th grade, my English teacher wanted us to make a "play" of the hobbit (we ended up trying to make a movie using a cheapo camera) until someone pointed out that we don't have enough people to play as all 13 dwarves.
I then suggested that maybe it was only one dwarf with schizophrenia and multiple personality disorder that carries 13 hats around with him and switches them out when he changes personalities.
Everyone thought it was hilarious, and since I was the one who brought up the idea, they made me do it.
So I played as all 13 dwarves of Thorin and Co.
I was literally over half of the actors in that.
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Oh look, I have a steam account.
Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
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« Reply #3088 on: November 12, 2013, 01:26:33 am »

That is hilarious. Also, this game has too many clones now. There are more NPCs than cheesers.

I'm calling players cheesers now, since they're all mastahcheese.
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« Reply #3089 on: November 12, 2013, 01:43:15 am »

Maybe, speaking of mastha, because of your avatar, I envision everything with you in it as that small black anime cat, so look at my paragraph again, but envision all of the cheesers as that cat you have in your pic.
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He knows how to fix River's tiredness.
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IronyOwl   But Kyuubey can more or less be summed up as "You didn't ask."
15:52   IronyOwl   Whereas Dungbeetle is closer to "Fuck you."
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