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[highmax28]

>Increase my hat-getting abilities.

>Also ask this man for a hat

[Remuthra]

>Increase my hat-getting abilities.

>Also ask this man for a hat

>Anoint as my apprentice.

[Elephant Parade]

>Increase my hat-getting abilities.

You're mastahcheese, not the hat guy. You're all mastahcheese.

>Increase my hat-getting abilities.

>Also ask this man for a hat

ALSO MASTAHCHEESE.

[highmax28]

>Increase my hat-getting abilities.

You're mastahcheese, not the hat guy. You're all mastahcheese.

>Increase my hat-getting abilities.

>Also ask this man for a hat

ALSO MASTAHCHEESE.

>As I work on previous post, ask Hat Guy for Hat. Preferably a subtle and gentlemanly hat

[Remuthra]

>Increase my hat-getting abilities.

You're mastahcheese, not the hat guy. You're all mastahcheese.

>Increase my hat-getting abilities.

>Also ask this man for a hat

ALSO MASTAHCHEESE.

>I am the Manstahcheese with a hat.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

I can just imagine a iron man suit, a schizophrenic masthacheese, four clones, one making progress on a map, the clone of that clone singing to make a man holding a mop and another evil clone start dancing while the iron man suit in question fires a laser beam which is blocked by the dudes mop while the good clone of the evil clone of the original masthacheese is attacking the evil clone while the evil clone eats muffins and magic itself is fluctuating the enviroment around it.

Derails people, derails.

[highmax28]

>Satisified with how magic turned out, create the race-specifics; units, food sources, etc. Also eat a couple magical muffins as we work!

>Just do this then, admiring the snazzy hat in the process

[Elephant Parade]

>Satisified with how magic turned out, create the race-specifics; units, food sources, etc. Also eat a couple magical muffins as we work!

(3)You begin drafting out the races.
(5)You regain 5 life and all your hunger!

<Get masthaclone on making more healing muffins, tell everyone else to charge, and eat already existing muffins

(1)You choke on a muffin and take 1 damage.

>Increase my hat-getting abilities.

You're mastahcheese, not the hat guy. You're all mastahcheese.

>Increase my hat-getting abilities.

>Also ask this man for a hat

ALSO MASTAHCHEESE.

>I am the Manstahcheese with a hat.

(4)You obtain a Hat!

===
(3)mastahclone makes two more healing muffins!
(3-1)Evil Mop Man tries to swing his mop, but misses.
(2)Iron Jervis just kind of sits there.
(2-1)mastahcloneevilclone trips and falls.
(4)mastahcloneevilclonegoodclone strikes mastahcloneevilclone for 3 damage, and takes 1 damage.
(4)Man With Hat gets another hat.
(1)Magic curses everybody to get a -1 on all rolls next turn.

Spoiler: mastahcheese (click to show/hide)

|======    | (Life)
|==========| (Hunger)

Skills:
  Soul Eater: Increases damage at the cost of 1 life per hit.
  Bardic Music: Inflicts Dance.
Statuses:
  Soul Eater: Attacks inflict more damage, but drain 1 life per hit.
Passives:
  STUBBORN: Reduces damage taken, but also slows progress on map.

Spoiler: mastahclone (click to show/hide)

|===       | (Life)
|======    | (Hunger)
Skills:
  Soul Eater: Increases damage at the cost of 1 life per hit.
  Bardic Music: Inflicts Dance.
Statuses:
  Soul Eater: Attacks inflict more damage, but drain 1 life per hit.

Spoiler: mastahcloneclone (click to show/hide)

|====      | (Life)
|======    | (Hunger)
Skills:
  Soul Eater: Increases damage at the cost of 1 life per hit.
  Bardic Music: Inflicts Dance.
Statuses:
  Soul Eater: Attacks inflict more damage, but drain 1 life per hit.

Spoiler: mastahcloneevilclonegoodclone (click to show/hide)

|=====     | (Life)
|========  | (Hunger)
Skills:
  Soul Eater: Increases damage at the cost of 1 life per hit.
  Bardic Music: Inflict Dance.
Statuses:
  Soul Eater: Attacks inflict more damage, but drain 1 life per hit.

Spoiler: Iron Jervis (click to show/hide)

|==========| (Life)
|==========| (Armour)
|======    | (Energy)
Skills:
  Laser Blast: Inflicts heavy damage, but drains Energy.
  Recharge: Restores Energy.
  Repair: Restores Armour.
Passives:
  Armour: Reduces damage and applies it to Armour instead of Life until Armour is drained.

Spoiler: Evil Mop Man (click to show/hide)

|==========| (Life)
|=====     | (Mop)

Skills:
  Mop Swing: Inflicts damage on one foe with a powerful swing. Damages mop.
Passives:
  Mop Block: Redirects damage to mop.
  Dancing: Actions requiring coordination suffer a -1. (1 Turns)

Spoiler: mastahcloneevilclone (click to show/hide)

|===       | (Life)
|========  | (Hunger)
Skills:
  Soul Eater: Increases damage at the cost of 1 life per hit.
  Bardic Music: Inflict Dance.
Statuses:
  Soul Eater: Attacks inflict more damage, but drain 1 life per hit.
  Dancing: Actions requiring coordination suffer a -1. (1 Turns)

Spoiler: Man With Hat (click to show/hide)

|==========| (Life)
|===       | (Hats)
Skills:
  Hat Bash: Inflicts damage according to your current number of Hats.
  Hat Throw: Powerful attack that sacrifices one Hat.

Spoiler: Magic (click to show/hide)

Magic incarnate. It has no set stats, skills, or passives.

Spoiler: Computer (click to show/hide)

|======    | (Map)
|=         | (Races)

Passives:
  Python Program: Work on the map takes half as long.

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

(x3)Healing Muffin: Restores 2 Life and 2 Hunger when eaten.
(x1)Hat: Reduces damage taken by 1.

[highmax28]

>Create new races; Kobalds, Goblins and Bugbears, oh my!

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

<reform magic into a primarily good focused entity and then tell everyone to attack mop man and evil cloneclone

[highmax28]

<reform magic into a primarily good focused entity and then tell everyone to attack mop man and evil cloneclone

>Change Action: pick up laptop, walk away to work in peace, THEN add new races

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

<reform magic into a primarily good focused entity and then tell everyone to attack mop man and evil cloneclone

Action change: add in steel plate armour and equip it. Then tell everyone to charge.

[mastahcheese]

I can just imagine a iron man suit, a schizophrenic masthacheese, four clones, one making progress on a map, the clone of that clone singing to make a man holding a mop and another evil clone start dancing while the iron man suit in question fires a laser beam which is blocked by the dudes mop while the good clone of the evil clone of the original masthacheese is attacking the evil clone while the evil clone eats muffins and magic itself is fluctuating the enviroment around it.

Derails people, derails.

This makes me want to tell the story of how, in 12th grade, my English teacher wanted us to make a "play" of the hobbit (we ended up trying to make a movie using a cheapo camera) until someone pointed out that we don't have enough people to play as all 13 dwarves.
I then suggested that maybe it was only one dwarf with schizophrenia and multiple personality disorder that carries 13 hats around with him and switches them out when he changes personalities.
Everyone thought it was hilarious, and since I was the one who brought up the idea, they made me do it.
So I played as all 13 dwarves of Thorin and Co.
I was literally over half of the actors in that.

[Elephant Parade]

That is hilarious. Also, this game has too many clones now. There are more NPCs than cheesers.

I'm calling players cheesers now, since they're all mastahcheese.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Maybe, speaking of mastha, because of your avatar, I envision everything with you in it as that small black anime cat, so look at my paragraph again, but envision all of the cheesers as that cat you have in your pic.