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Hitpriest: Path of the Assassin: On a break.
« on: June 12, 2013, 09:00:07 am »

Hitpriest: Path of the Assassin


They say you don’t choose the priesthood. The priesthood chooses you… It’s a vocation. A calling.

Well, you certainly didn’t choose this feckin’ shite.

Stumbling into the pitch black bathroom you tug on the light cord and stare in the mirror. Your eyes are sunken and your cassock covered in blood.

Not your blood.

You scrub.

The blood runs pink down the plughole.

You scrub harder.


…   …   …

A phone call in the night. That awful voice.

”I’VE GOT A JOB FOR YOU, YER BIG GOBSHITE. I NEED YOU TO TAKE CARE OF MR O’REILLY. HE’S GOT SOME PRETTY IMPORTANT PAPERS ABOUT ME ACCOUNTS, THE LITTLE FECKER…”

The line goes dead.

No one’s resisted the will of Bishop Lennan and survived. No one. You stump back to your bedroom. You take off your priest pyjamas. You suit up. Best Sunday cassock. Practical shoes. Weapon of choice. You stump back downstairs. Leave a note for your housekeeper.

Got a sudden funeral to arrange.

Back later…

You hope…

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« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2013, 09:00:28 am »

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Re: Hitpriest: Path of the Assassin (0/4)
« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2013, 09:02:47 am »

Name: Father Crimson
Health: [10/10]
Skills: Competent Bullshite-er
Inventory: Assault Rifle
Starting Country: Ireland. Where else?
Additional details or bio: Leaving blank until I get great ideas.
« Last Edit: June 12, 2013, 09:21:31 am by Errol »
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Re: Hitpriest: Path of the Assassin (0/4)
« Reply #3 on: June 12, 2013, 09:04:46 am »

Spoiler: Father Nkutu (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: June 12, 2013, 09:36:35 am by Harry Baldman »
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Re: Hitpriest: Path of the Assassin (0/4)
« Reply #4 on: June 12, 2013, 09:06:59 am »

Name: Father Alexander Anderson
Health: [10/10]
Skills: Competant Bayonet User
Inventory: Blessed Bayonets
Starting Country: Italy

:p

If I may~?
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Re: Hitpriest: Path of the Assassin (0/4)
« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2013, 09:08:53 am »

((Well, this certainly will be interesting; Though initially I considered writing up a Father Faust, I've decided that I'd rather just PTW and observe the hilarity.))
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Re: Hitpriest: Path of the Assassin (0/4)
« Reply #6 on: June 12, 2013, 09:09:29 am »

This is going to be wonderful. PTW.
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Re: Hitpriest: Path of the Assassin (0/4)
« Reply #7 on: June 12, 2013, 09:15:07 am »

Name: Father Auburn
Health: [10/10]
Skills: Heathen Impersonation (Father Auburn is a master of disguising himself as heathens, heretics or non-believers, masking his holy priestliness)
Inventory: Armoured Bible
Starting Country: I hear Paris is wonderful for professional murderers this time of the year.
Additional details or bio: The illegitimate son of the famous Father Brown and a French seductress, Father Auburn turned to darker paths due to the shame of being a half-Irish-blood.
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Re: Hitpriest: Path of the Assassin (4/5) No wait! Now taking 5 players!
« Reply #8 on: June 12, 2013, 09:44:21 am »

Err..A blend of mystery and intrigue. This is interesting. PTW Ok not passing this up.

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Re: Hitpriest: Path of the Assassin (5/5)
« Reply #9 on: June 12, 2013, 09:53:02 am »

Oh sweet Lord.
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Hitpriest: Path of the Assassin: Mission One Turn One
« Reply #10 on: June 12, 2013, 09:56:07 am »

Mission One: Mister O’Reilly

En route to the mission, you open your confidential Priest Correspondence for the mission details.

Mister O’Reilly is a big feckin’ gobshite. He lives in Termonfeckin, in the centre of Rolly Island, in a villa on the edge of town. He is known to have two guard dogs and two unarmed guards. He is suspected to have employed around two armed bodyguards, but beyond being a big feckin’ gobshite shouldn’t expect an immediate attempt on his life. Take care of Mister O’Reilly and recover the important feckin’ papers. Standard payment for him and standard payment for the papers.

Standard payment for any task in this branch of the priesthood is five hundred gold Euros.

His villa, on a side road, has around two hundred metres of lawn surrounding it and is enclosed by a seven foot brick wall. Interior plans of the villa follow:

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Father Alexander Anderson steps out of the black van which had brought him here, not watching as it speeds off into the distance. With luck, he would succeed, and it would be here when he returns to it.

Now, it was time to do his absolute favorite thing in the world, next, of course, to spreading the gospel of the lord and savior Jesus Christ, preaching peace and love for all.

That was, obviously, murderin' the feck out of people.

He walks forward, toward the front of the Villa, a bayonet in each hand.

He was not one for subtlety, was he?
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ARGH why did I miss this starting


Name: Father Lars
Health: [10/10]
Skills: Competent Arsonist
Inventory: Molotov Cocktail
Starting Country: Rolly Island.  It's so far removed from reality that it might as well be its own country.
Additional details or bio: After being the sole survivor of several Mass-related incidents a couple years back, Bishop Lennan took Father Lars aside.  His talents for arson and penchant for accidental manslaughter were taken and funneled into Bishop Lennan's... other side.
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Mug nearest pizza delivery wanker. Acquire his uniform, pizza carton and facial hair, then fashion a disguise from it, put it on over the cassock and stuff the rifle under that cassock, claim it's my fecking massive... holiness when questioned. When all this is said and done, knock on the back door and infiltrate the mansion - if no gobshite opens, it might be time to kick the feckin' door in. The pizza service stops for nobody.
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Father Nkuta steps off the bicycle that carried him to the edge of Termonfeckin.

Termonfeckin. How long it's been. How awful it still is. Oh well. Gobshites will be gobshites. May the Lord have mercy on them and all that jolly business.

Try to climb over the fence and survey the villa's windows with the sniper rifle's scope while moving all about all skulking-like to make sure I get all of the things. Try to find that gobshite O'Reilly in this fashion. Failing that, find an open window.
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