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Author Topic: Clouded Fens - Its a Bloody Night in Wade City!  (Read 9181 times)

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Re: Clouded Fens - Its a Scanner!
« Reply #90 on: May 26, 2013, 10:39:03 pm »

Well, if we turned around and went judge dredd again, psycho-powers would certainly spice things up.
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Re: Clouded Fens - Its a Scanner!
« Reply #91 on: May 26, 2013, 10:39:37 pm »

We're aware of our ability eh? Mmm, just try passively listening while we're at work- don't want to make anyone's brain hemorrhage.
Read the folders, file report on our heroic deeds.

Bullshit.
Well, in my case it is, but for people who haven't seen Scanners or are ethically sound and good, I suspect they actually don't.
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Re: Clouded Fens - Its a Scanner!
« Reply #92 on: May 26, 2013, 11:06:24 pm »

Walk into armory, ask for giant gun. If they refuse to give it to you, say that you need it to fight crime. If they still refuse, shoot them in the face with the vester, and say that they are withholding from the police, sentence, death. Then go on a rampage with giant gun, shooting anyone who has ever committed a crime.
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Re: Clouded Fens - Good Day, Officer
« Reply #93 on: May 26, 2013, 11:29:12 pm »

You go to the armoury on B1 and ask for a really big gun. The Armoury Master looks at you passingly, then gives a definitive NO before returning to his girlie mag. You draw your Vester and empty the clip into the energy shield between you and him, but it vaporises the slugs on contact. He gives you a dismissive wave, as if this had happened a thousand times before, and you slink away dejectedly. Cops are so lazy..

You climb the stairs back to the ground floor and head over to your desk. You plop down in the squeaky polyester swivel chair and push a pile of reports to one side, placing the folder there instead. You open it and are surprised to find a datasheet inside. Its a highly sophisticated synthetic document whose information can be updated at any time, usually the department doesn't just hand these out, so it should be pretty important. You pull a pack of Novas and your lighter from an airtight compartment in your suit and light up. You set the lighter down and peruse the document while puffing on the cigarette. You inhale too quickly after reading a line and choke on the smoke in your lungs, coughing and gasping for air and dropping your cigarette on the ground. Finally you can breathe enough to shout. I'm being transferred?! The buzz of conversation stops instantly as everyone in the room turns, and you can feel their eyes on you. Just when you think you couldn't get any smaller everyone goes back to work, and the background noise returns. You lean closer to your desk and light another Nova, mumbling to yourself as you go over the document several more times. Yep. Thats a transfer order. They want you on the Special Riot Control team. One of the most dangerous jobs a cop could ever get seated with. What a crock of shit. Of course you could always try to skip out on it by applying to become an investigator, or signing up with one of those special weapons squads, but being a gumshoe is a lot of work, and the Special Weapons is almost just as dangerous.

You take a break and try to read the Commander's mind or something. You concentrate on his stupid bald head and think really hard. Either not much is going on in there or you're not doing something right.



Name: Kendra Smith
Gender: Female
Appearance: She has long, brown hair thats usually drawn back into a ponytail, or a bun when she's wearing her slipsuit. She has intense purple eyes that practically see into you, and a very serious face. She rarely smiles even when she isn't on the job. Off-duty, she usually wears an immaculate business suit (with pocket square). Occasionally wears an old-fashioned P.I. suit, complete with a trench coat, and a small fedora.

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« Last Edit: May 26, 2013, 11:30:50 pm by GUNINANRUNIN »
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Re: Clouded Fens - Its a Scanner!
« Reply #94 on: May 26, 2013, 11:31:54 pm »

Start preparing for the transfer. Pretend to be happy about it.
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Re: Clouded Fens - Its a Scanner!
« Reply #95 on: May 26, 2013, 11:32:05 pm »

Inquire with Chief about this development.
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Re: Clouded Fens - Its a Scanner!
« Reply #96 on: May 26, 2013, 11:44:43 pm »

Inquire with Chief about this development.
What do you want to ask him about?
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Re: Clouded Fens - Its a Scanner!
« Reply #97 on: May 26, 2013, 11:53:03 pm »

Why we got transferred, who to report to, if we get a bigger gun, and how much hazard pay is.
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Re: Clouded Fens - Its a Scanner!
« Reply #98 on: May 26, 2013, 11:57:30 pm »

Walk into commanders office, quit our job, shoot him in the face, and then walk out of the PD with all our gear.

(This is only 1% serious.)
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Re: Clouded Fens - Its a Scanner!
« Reply #99 on: May 27, 2013, 12:00:42 am »

Why we got transferred, who to report to, if we get a bigger gun, and how much hazard pay is.
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Re: Clouded Fens - Its a Scanner!
« Reply #100 on: May 27, 2013, 12:05:18 am »

Walk into commanders office, quit our job, shoot him in the face, and then walk out of the PD with all our gear.

(This is only 1% serious.)
Doing this repeatedly is unacceptable, and unfunny. I will destroy you if you keep it up.

EDIT: Half-serious actions are fine, completely ridiculous or counter-productive ones aren't. :-\
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Re: Clouded Fens - Good Day, Officer
« Reply #101 on: May 27, 2013, 12:29:01 am »

You start packing your things, then stop, putting out your Nova. You set down the cardboard box you had been putting your belongings in and and head up to the second floor to the Chief's office. The door is open, and you see a well-built, olive toned man with short cropped blonde hair sorting through some documents at his desk and puffing on a fat, brown cigar. You knock on the frame and his head snaps up. Got a minute Chief? He looks to the documents, then back at you. He sighs and motions for you to come inside, dropping the sheaf of papers in his hands onto the desk. Yeah, what is it rookie? And shut the door. You walk inside, closing the door behind you. You put your hands on your hips and take a few steps closer. Well, if you don't mind my asking Chief, why exactly have I been transferred? He glares at you angrily and takes the cigar from his mouth. Because I said so you fucking punk! That a good enough answer for you? Get the hell out of my sight! Next time have something important to say! You stand your ground and he growls, smouldering. You can leave now or press him for more information, but if you cock up, it'll put you on the Chief's shit list. You do not want to be on the Chief's shit list.



Name: Kendra Smith
Gender: Female
Appearance: She has long, brown hair thats usually drawn back into a ponytail, or a bun when she's wearing her slipsuit. She has intense purple eyes that practically see into you, and a very serious face. She rarely smiles even when she isn't on the job. Off-duty, she usually wears an immaculate business suit (with pocket square). Occasionally wears an old-fashioned P.I. suit, complete with a trench coat, and a small fedora.

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Re: Clouded Fens - Its a Scanner!
« Reply #102 on: May 27, 2013, 12:30:37 am »

Leave, I guess.

Go do the transfer stuff.
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Re: Clouded Fens - Its a Scanner!
« Reply #103 on: May 27, 2013, 12:34:05 am »

Kiss his ass Tell him that you're not intending to question his impeccable judgement, and that it's an honor. Then abscond, closing the door.

Once safely out of sight, swear like a sailor and flip him the bird, then grudgingly do the transfer stuff.
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Re: Clouded Fens - Its a Scanner!
« Reply #104 on: May 27, 2013, 12:55:48 am »

Well now, is this the kind of guy who likes ass-kissing, or courage? Or obedience?

Snap a crisp salute, "Yessir." Dismiss ourselves & close the door behind us.


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« Last Edit: May 27, 2013, 12:57:52 am by GrizzlyAdamz »
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