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[Neyvn]

Here's a challenge...

Your on your Deathbed, you can feel your life struggling to keep hold. Your breath is ragged yet you know you can still speak to those around you for the last time. You also have a wicked and cruel sense of humor...

How would you mess with your loved ones before you pass???

[Vector]

"I have a proof of Riemann's."

[werty892]

If I was Neil Armstrong..."We were not the first..."

[Frumple]

There's always the easy one. Just flash 'em a wicked grin and a wink, and go out laughing.

They'll know you know. They won't know what you know, but they'll know you know.

[Xantalos]

Come closer, child. I have to tell you something. See, I just realized the meaning of life.
*they lean in*
*whispermode* The secret ... to life ... is ...
*headbutt them in the face and die*

[Pnx]

Your Dying Words. And your a complete douche bag...

*twitch*

I honestly don't know what I'd do, it's not something that's crossed my mind very often.

[Neyvn]

Your Dying Words. And your a complete douche bag...

*twitch*

What... To be honest the title was going to be something else but I changed the last few words and forgot to correct my Grammar...

[King DZA]

To attain maximum levels of douchebaggery, I would make sure not to let anyone know that I was in failing health, just so that I could spend my final moments abruptly informing all of my loved ones via text message.

"Dying now. TTYL."

[misko27]

Hm. Hmm. Hmmm. Hmmmm.
(Of all those, Chrome recognizes only "hmm". SO it is possible to misspell "hmm")


Can't think of something.

[Truean]

"(Name)  I need to tell you some very important things. There's a safety deposit box in a bank, and some stock certificates, and bonds and things like that and some deeds. Except for one thing, you've always been the best person I've ever known much better than that half brother your mom wouldn't ever talk about. [cough] damn illness, runs in the family I guess....  You'd be very near perfect except ... except...."

[dies]

So you can just worry about:
1.) that half brother you never knew about,
2.) Where the money is,
3.) what the disease that runs in the family is,
4.) and the one flaw you've got.....

a.) There is no half brother.
b.) There is no money.
c.) No disease runs in the family
d.) You worry too much.

Or, if I really wanted to be mean:

"I'm sure you can handle the probate court things on your own. Don't hire a lawyer." That'll be a few months of hell.

[Tiruin]

Not really sure @ OP. That isn't my temperament or attitude :/

Hmm...maybe in a delirious state (which I doubt) or me just being a jerk in regressing to times I was really hurt, I guess it would be:

"This is all your fault."

[Shook]

"i only have one regret...................."

And then they'll be stuck trying to figure out what the hell that is. :U

[Sirus]

This seems like it should go in the Forum Games section. Nevertheless...

"There is...another...*last name here*..."

[King DZA]

Hm. Hmm. Hmmm. Hmmmm.
(Of all those, Chrome recognizes only "hmm". SO it is possible to misspell "hmm")

I personally was thrilled to discover that it actually recognizes "douchebaggery" as a legitimate word.

[Leafsnail]

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