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[Bauglir]

"Thanks for helping me out with the loan sharks, buddy."

[kaijyuu]

That's all, folks.

[weenog]

"Hastur, Hastur, Hastur..."

[Heron TSG]

I have a knack for producing a bloodcurdling and ear-piercing scream that belies my normally deep voice. I hope to keep this knack until the very moment I die. I've literally seen people jump a quarter mile away. (Corn mazes are scary when banshees are around.)

[Neyvn]

This seems like it should go in the Forum Games section. Nevertheless...

Hmmmmmmm....
Good point, I will see about moving it...

I have a knack for producing a bloodcurdling and ear-piercing scream that belies my normally deep voice. I hope to keep this knack until the very moment I die. I've literally seen people jump a quarter mile away. (Corn mazes are scary when banshees are around.)

I also have a knack for doing a Witches Cackle. I nearly caused a friend to try and jump of of the car. They were driving...

[Onlyhestands]

"Rosebud..."

[RedWarrior0]

To my children: "I'm going to let you in on the Great Family Secret, passed on only from the deathbed to the next generation... (something cryptic)"

[Max White]

You should know, in the future you invent time travel. I know this because I am you...

[ragnarok97071]

Probably make it sound like you can see the afterlife coming, and it's horribly Lovecraftian.

Either that or nothing.

whichever is scarier.

[itisnotlogical]

I'd have Giygas' dialogue from Earthbound's final battle memorized, and replace Ness' name with those of whoever's at my deathbed.

Or, if I'm romantically involved with someone, I'd beckon them to lean in close. When they're about to kiss me goodbye or whatever lovers do when one of them is about to die, I whisper "Did you catch that nurse's number? She had a nice asssssss....." and die right there.

[hops]

Considering that if I'd ever be a dad, by kids would likely be as much as a language freak.
The logical trolling would be:

"Son.... I-i must tell you my secret. One t-that I have been keeping for my whole l-life"
"Yes, dad?"


"You are now breathing manually. *dies*"


"HTTP 404 NOT FOUND"


"(insert some random asspull fabrication and cut it off-) A FATAL EXCEPTION OE HAS OCCURRED AT (insert golden ratio). THE CURRENT LIFE FORM WILL BE TERMINATED.

PUNCH ANY ORGANS TO TERMINATE THE CURRENT LIFE FORM.

POUR THE ELIXIR OF REBIRTH AGAIN TO RESTART YOUR FATHER.

THIS LIFE FORM WILL AUTOMATICALLY TERMINATE IN THREE, TWO...."

[Gamerlord]

I'd go real nasty. Something like:

*pull the face from the moon in majoras mask*
whisper: "three days..."

Or:

"Time travel is real. You used it to kill me. Why?"

Or my favourite:

"I have left you twenty million dollars, son. The catch is, you have to be at the funeral."
*to wife*
"You got those naked pictures of us done for the funeral, right?"
*dies*

[Trapezohedron]

If someone mispronounced or failed to use a word properly, I'd probably correct them with my dying breath.

[darkrider2]

My hard drives have been programmed to format the moment I pass.

Quick children, you must save my copy of half-life 3.

[mainiac]

"I know we joked about this a lot, but Oscar is your real father."

This joke is a lot funnier if you've spent your entire life pretending to have a secret deformed brother who your family has hidden from the world.  Luckily my family does that.  Whoever outlives their siblings gets to have a lot of fun with this one.