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[Jopax]

"Tell *some random name* I said hi."

[FearfulJesuit]

"I have a proof of Riemann's."

A truly marvelous proof, which my remaining life is too short to explain?

[Vector]

Nah.  I'll just tell them that.  And of course, beforehand I will pretend to have gone a little bit absent-minded, with a reputation for leaving mathematical scratchpapers everywhere I go "by accident."

[Truean]

"It was you who killed [insert name here]!"

[dies]

Actually that'd be kinda terrible and I'd never say anything in this thread.

[Nirur Torir]

"Honor my passing with a full <cough cough cough> a full game of .. Monopoly. No resigning."

[Xantalos]

You know ... the ending to ... Mass Effect 3?
That ... was me.
*dies*

[Remuthra]

"(Name), you are the only one I trust. Look in the piano. Don't let the government get the money."

Beforehand a secret panel inside the piano was supplied with a cryptic nonsense riddle, along with several more riddles stashed in about every place on Earth I could get to conveniently. Queue the endless hunt to find nothing.

[MrSparky]

"Computer, end simulation"?
"Get me a pencil and paper, this is too important to mishear"?

Yeah. Those are the best I got.

[Frumple]

This seems like it should go in the Forum Games section. Nevertheless...

"There is...another...*last name here*..."

Heh. If you're going to into serious asshole mode...

"Listen... listen! <Insert dead loved one(s)> is(are) still alive. They're hiding in <insert shithole on different contenent>. Tell them... tell them I'm sorry."

[Akura]

"YOLO!!!"


...Just even thinking of saying that makes me disgusted with myself.

[Phmcw]

"I've never loved you".

[IronTomato]

You need to know...
Makarov... knows... Yuri... (Dies)

[LordBucket]

Here's a challenge...

How would you mess with your loved ones before you pass???

"I buried the gold at that diving spot we always used to go to off Catalina. There was a lot more than any of you ever knew about."

[Trif]

"My murderer... is in this room."

[Luke_Prowler]

"In my youth. I always had a fear of being captured and tortured, so I had a back alley surgeon connect a dead man's trigger to my heart and about 50 grams of plastic explosives hidden behind the sternum. You're all about to get a huge helping of human shrapnel in 3...2..."