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Author Topic: A Game of Thrones: Every time somebody uses the spoiler tags take a shot.  (Read 205778 times)

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Re: A Game of Thrones: Every time somebody uses the spoiler tags take a shot.
« Reply #1455 on: April 25, 2016, 01:06:49 pm »

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I'd give it 2/10

1 for Tyrion and Varys
1 for Melly GILF conspiracy
1 for Dothraki banter
-1 for Dothraki banter being mediocre
-1 for teleporting sneks teleporting into places they couldn't possibly be
-1000000000000 everything in Dorne if I could, but I'm willing to look the other way because at least mutton Knight carries legacy of Stannis

If we don't get Lady Spooky Catfish I might quit the show it's very disappointing right now

D&D review your lives

At least we might have Sean Bean again

"Weiss and David Benioff were emphatic, before the season started, that any change in direction you might see in this episode were not in response to viewer feedback. Benioff said, “The thing that’s slightly frustrating is the idea that we’re responding to criticism from last year, so therefore we’re going to beef up the female roles—that’s blatantly untrue.”"

Basically they've overcompensating from the sheer amount of shit (pardon, the absolutely livid viewer feedback) they got for unnecessary Sansa-rape, hence why we got Dorne even though there was no foreshadowing of popular discontent against the already-established as popular Prince who brought prosperity to Dorne (or how the sneks teleported to a ship in King's Landing).
So this season is likely going to be stronk womyn even if it means erasing all the complexities of all the characters even in the remote sphere of D&D's attention, even if it means killing Stannis, butchering the canon or
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All in all it was below mediocre
Quite funny seeing Jorah Friendzone Mormont and Daario Different Castaris talking about Dany's rule, it feels like D&D are in the same room with me (such immersion)

Also rather crushing is the ep synopsis says Dany meets a strong man, that man is not strong Belwas because we will never have strong Belwas

The audience needs good writing but they want the bad pussy

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Re: A Game of Thrones: Every time somebody uses the spoiler tags take a shot.
« Reply #1456 on: April 25, 2016, 01:36:37 pm »

I assumed the dogs just got spooked and ran off. I don't have an explanation for the sea snakes though.

The big moment I'm waiting for is if/when Ser Badger learns what happened to Shireen at the end of last season.

Edit: I don't really understand what happened with Melisandre though. Did she just get tired of maintaining whatever witchcraft kept her from looking her age, or is this something she does on the regular but we've never seen it before? I'd say I missed some symbolism/foreshadowing and need to reread the books, but we're past the books and the plot in the North is pretty well off the rails anyway.

Doubleedit: more censorship. I'm not very good at this.
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Re: A Game of Thrones: Every time somebody uses the spoiler tags take a shot.
« Reply #1457 on: April 25, 2016, 01:51:02 pm »

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Preston's channel is a goldmine of keks right now

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Re: A Game of Thrones: Every time somebody uses the spoiler tags take a shot.
« Reply #1458 on: April 25, 2016, 01:56:55 pm »

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Preston's channel is a goldmine of keks right now
Oh the theory guy right?
Oh man he must be having a stroke.
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Re: A Game of Thrones: Every time somebody uses the spoiler tags take a shot.
« Reply #1459 on: April 25, 2016, 02:18:42 pm »

I assumed the dogs just got spooked and ran off. I don't have an explanation for the sea snakes though.

The big moment I'm waiting for is if/when Ser Badger learns what happened to Shireen at the end of last season.

Edit: I don't really understand what happened with Melisandre though. Did she just get tired of maintaining whatever witchcraft kept her from looking her age, or is this something she does on the regular but we've never seen it before? I'd say I missed some symbolism/foreshadowing and need to reread the books, but we're past the books and the plot in the North is pretty well off the rails anyway.

Doubleedit: more censorship. I'm not very good at this.

Spoiler: RE: Melly GILF (click to show/hide)

Oh the theory guy right?
Oh man he must be having a stroke.
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I wonder if benny2kk8's gonna take notice of the show again
I'VE JUST RECEIVED NEWS PRESTON HAS BEEN KILLED BY TELEPORTING SNEKS

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Re: A Game of Thrones: Every time somebody uses the spoiler tags take a shot.
« Reply #1460 on: April 25, 2016, 04:18:34 pm »

"Is she taking her robe off?
Oh yeaaaaaa, get to see those well formed titties again.
Mmmm... and dat ass is nice, too nice, must be some air brushing on it. mmmm

Hey that necklace glowed red - must be some sort of magi.... oh dear god!!!! ahhh AHHHHHHHH!!!! MY EYES!!!! I CAN'T UNSEE WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MAKE IT GO AWAY *WIMPER* bloohoohohohohohohohohohohohooo"
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Re: A Game of Thrones: Every time somebody uses the spoiler tags take a shot.
« Reply #1461 on: April 25, 2016, 04:24:44 pm »

Until the book comes out, this is just fan-fiction, you realize.
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Re: A Game of Thrones: Every time somebody uses the spoiler tags take a shot.
« Reply #1462 on: April 26, 2016, 01:12:50 am »

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Re: A Game of Thrones: Every time somebody uses the spoiler tags take a shot.
« Reply #1463 on: April 26, 2016, 03:47:30 am »

I spent last weekend marathoning GoT. I guess I'll post here now.

I wonder how Arya will end up. Dead, most likely, but how? I was rooting for her through the whole series.

Disclaimer: this man disregarded books (as in didn't read them) and enjoys the show as a separate piece of cinematography.
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Re: A Game of Thrones: Every time somebody uses the spoiler tags take a shot.
« Reply #1464 on: April 26, 2016, 03:53:15 am »

I just finished season 4 this morning.

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Re: A Game of Thrones: Every time somebody uses the spoiler tags take a shot.
« Reply #1467 on: April 26, 2016, 10:05:28 am »

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I spent last weekend marathoning GoT. I guess I'll post here now.
I wonder how Arya will end up. Dead, most likely, but how? I was rooting for her through the whole series.
Disclaimer: this man disregarded books (as in didn't read them) and enjoys the show as a separate piece of cinematography.
If a character spends their whole life on the brink of death but never reaches it, it is because they are a main character who will probably never die (permanently)
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So given recent events... Are we going to be following just Bran, WW, Tyrion, Betabros, Margaery, Yara, Brienne, Sansa, Dany, Cersi, Mel, Arya, Catfish (maybe) and the sand sneks now?
If this general trend continues D&D are gonna run out of blokes to axe xD

But honestly, who needs Shakespearean actors when the writers want "bad pussy" and "greedy bitch"


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« Reply #1468 on: April 26, 2016, 02:43:13 pm »

God dammit Game of Thrones, I only have you to enjoy and defend until the next book is out! Quit making me hate you! I tried really hard to like the last season, even when I knew it was kinda shit!
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99/10, would Game of Thrones again. :P
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