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[Flying Dice]

Contemplate the meaning of a life not controlled by arbitrary dice rolls.

[tomio175]

You decide to fight the One-Eyed Kobold. He obviously tries to block. (4 V 2 - 4 V 5 - 4 V 2) He fails, and you cut him on the upper arm. He manages to do a counter-attack, giving you a small wound in the Right Upper Arm. Enraged by this, you slaughter him.
What do you do?

[Marceline]

Check the kobold for loot. Examine your sword and armor.

[Harry Baldman]

Slice off one of the kobold's ears. Craft the beginnings of an ear necklace using kobold-based materials.

[tomio175]

You start looting the Dead One-Eyed Kobold. He is carrying: a Waterskin, a Badly-Made Spear and a Scrap of Rotten Meat.
You slice of one of the Dead One-Eyed Kobold's Ears. You start making an Ear Necklace. You have no material that could be used as string. You put the Dead One-Eyed Kobold's Ear in your Right Front Pocket.
What do you do?

[Remuthra]

Take his eye as a trophy.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Take his eye as a trophy.

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Head to Town.

[Harry Baldman]

We already have an ear. We do not need an eye as well, as that would just be clutter. At any rate, steal the waterskin and make sure to get all of your stuff. Then look around for any signs of nearby civilization, such as a town.

[Remuthra]

But we could throw it and call it an Unidentified Flying Optic!

[Harry Baldman]

But we could throw it and call it an Unidentified Flying Optic!

We know what it is, so it's sadly not unidentified. We could take the brain and befuddle our enemies by throwing that at them (alternately, distract zombies or monsters with it). Or just take the kobold's entire head, soak it in quicklime and hurl it at things we don't like. Those would be far more interesting ideas.

[tomio175]

You look around for any signs of civilization. You look right, left, in front of you, to your back, but see nothing except the Road to an Unknown Destination. You, by a whim you don't even comprehend, look up. There's nothing there, except a few clouds and a bird. You sigh, since you might have been hoping the Dead One-Eyed Kobold had a Map or something else like that with him. Damn shame, really.
What will you do?

[Marceline]

Head up the road. Doesn't seem like there's anything else to do.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Yes, there is!

Sing a song and look for caves/dungeons/hermits/monsters/miscellaneous trouble.

[tomio175]

You look around a bit more. You see a Band of Goblins. They also seem to be headed straight for you, and do not look very friendly to you. You also see a Small band of Mercenaries, as indicated by their Banner of Command. They also seem to be headed straight for you, coming from the opposite side of the goblins. They don't look very friendly either.
What will you do?

[GreatWyrmGold]

Charge the goblins, make mincemeat of them, throw the mincemeat at the mercenaries to scare them off.