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[tomio175]

You wake up alongside of a big road. You have a Bag of Stuff lying next to you. What do you do?

((I don't know how this will end up, but my point will be for you to have fun doing this. Feel free to post suggestions and other stuff.))

[Xantalos]

EXAMINE STUFF

[tomio175]

You see a Kobold in the distance and a road leading to an unknown destination, as well as a Bag of Stuff. There are several objects in the Bag of Stuff, unless it weighs that much by itself. It is also closed.
What do you do?

[GreatWyrmGold]

Open bag. Turn bag upside-down. Look at pile. Put kobold in bag.

[Harry Baldman]

Open bag. Turn bag upside-down. Look at pile. Put kobold in bag.

Do this, then kick and stomp bag until movement inside of it subsides. Permanently.

[Remuthra]

Fire emergency thrusters to get yourself out of RtD synchronous orbit and back onto the main board.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Open bag. Turn bag upside-down. Look at pile. Put kobold in bag.

Do this, then kick and stomp bag until movement inside of it subsides. Permanently.

-1
Why not have a pet/prisoner?

[tomio175]

Open bag. Turn bag upside-down. Look at pile. Put kobold in bag.

You open the Bag of Stuff lying next to you and turn it upside down. Three Apples and two Pieces of Dried Meat fall out.
You examine the Kobold briefly. It is actually a One-Eyed Kobold.You try to put the One-Eyed Kobold in the bag. It starts resisting, and tries to stab you with a Badly-Made Spear once. It misses.

You are in combat with a One-Eyed Kobold who is currently wielding a Badly-Made Spear.
You are wielding an Unidentified Sword and Unidentified Armor. Your current status is Healthy.

[Remuthra]

Unidentify Oculus. Then throw it like a baseball.

[Harry Baldman]

Remove the Kobold's eye. That's technically treasure, after all. Confiscate the spear as well.

Open bag. Turn bag upside-down. Look at pile. Put kobold in bag.

Do this, then kick and stomp bag until movement inside of it subsides. Permanently.

-1
Why not have a pet/prisoner?

Sentients make for poor pets and skulking filth is impractical to lug around on one's back. It is far more humane to put them out of their misery.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Well, he's trying to kill us, so it's moot for now.

Remove a kobold limb with our Unidentified Sword^TM.

[Illgeo]

Cut his tongue and sacrifice it to god of languages

[Cheesecake]

Skin him. Wear his skin as a pelt. Burn the rest and offer his burnt cadaver as an offering to Khorne.

[Marceline]

Insert sword into kobold.

[Xantalos]

Skin him. Wear his skin as a pelt. Lightly char the rest and offer his grilled cadaver as an offering to our stomach.

Khorne is a pansy. STOMACH FOR LIFE.