Check to make sure that we still have the stone. If so:
"Yes."
If not:
"Where did it go? Oh criminy."
You return the SPIRAL STONE and TELESWITCH in exchange for STORE CREDIT equal to 1150 GOLD.
Hand over stone. Use your newfound store credit and refund to buy the Necromancer/Pirate's Journal and the Tree of Creation.
Help Charlie with the Wards or at the very least watch him do it.
Plant the Platonic ideal of Salt in the tree. End Chapter. Resume when the tree has grown fruit.
You purchase the TREE OF CREATION for 500 STORE CREDIT. CRAZY DAVE directs your attention to the other items, which contains,
in addition to what it had before, two new items.
A TIN OF NECROTALK PILLS, which allows the user to speak with the dead. Give a corpse a pill, and it will speak as though it were alive for one minute. 200 Gold.
The WAND OF ETERNAL DARKNESS, a one-of-a-kind artifact created by PATTURGHA THE ANGRY. It's powers are awesome yet volatile. 350 Gold.
crazy dave's discount emporium regrets to inform that it no longer supports its famous alternate-payment methods.You also purchase BLACK-HAND JACK'S JOURNAL for the remainder of you STORE CREDIT, and 50 GOLD. You have 800 GOLD remaining.
CRAZY DAVE shows you the following new item:
A TELESMITH STARTER SET, which contains a blank TRANSPORTATION PAD, an INSTRUCTION BOOKLET, and a BOX OF SUPPLIES. 600 Gold.
You contact Charlie, then head back to your TOWER to fix up your ROBES before meeting him.
By the time you and he are ready, dusk has fallen.
You escort CHARLIE to the ARCHMAGE'S TOWER, and he speaks with the ARCHMAGE about the specifics of what he is going to do.
It is rather technical, and you don't pay much attention to it.
Wait, we didn't get to loot the boss? But they always have the best gear! Nooooooooo :<
Item get: Giant scorched crab you can't even lift?
It's a boss monster. They ALWAYS have tons of money and equipment that it makes no sense for them to have! ALWAYS!
Especially pants for some reason.
What is this, the Kingdom of Loathing? Don't be silly, it's the Kingdom of...um...
Remember what the Kingdom's name is.
You are smack dab in the middle of MIDDLE EARTH, the imaginatively-named largest country in the world. To the north is FRELEDIR, followed by MELEDIR and BELEDIR. Together they form the ELVEN HOMELANDS. To the south is GRZARILL and MARROW CITY, populated mostly by goblins and undead, respectively.
You give CHARLIE the TREE PIN, and he begins RE-WARDING the TOWER, a process which takes many hours, far into the morning. You spend most of the process asleep, and in the morning you receive your reward.
Chapter 2: COMPLETE!
Panels: 284
Favored Magic: Elemental Combative
Archmage Quests Completed: 1
Drunken and Disorderly Conducts: 3
Mayonnaise Princesses Recovered: 0
Total Score: 2011
Rank: Feisty Leprechaun