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[Dwarmin]

((Humm, do all the players know the game came back?))

[lawastooshort]

((yes that's everyone, I just need to get on with it ))

[Dwarmin]

((How long will you leave me with a Sheep sig? ))

[lawastooshort]

((very likely not long if you use turns as a measurement of time ))

[IronyOwl]

((very likely not long if you use turns as a measurement of time ))

((And in everflowing meatspace time?))

[Dwarmin]

"BAA...ump!"

[Xantalos]

You're a sheep as long as I'm headless, scamp!

[Toaster]

[Dwarmin]

Sigh, Lawas has been offline for about a week, based on his profile. Probably abducted by the Venusians.

I suggest he be auto-ed.

[lawastooshort]

Turn One Hundred and Twenty Two

Level Four of the Temple of Sef

PARTY CHOICE TIME:

1/ Continue immediately?
2/ Rest to full health and mana and then continue immediately?
3/ Something I haven't thought of?

2!

   
That’s that then.

Also flail around and eventually hold Nigel's head to my stump after I find it via flailing. ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL of his head if it resists for some reason.

…Bukkar also flails around and eventually holds Nigel’s head to his stump … after he finds it – via noble flailing.

Using the sheer power of his brain oh wait mind, he assumes direct control, making it talk like a puppet.

Then he moves he hand away, and it falls off.

He still has direct control though, and can talk and see again, so that’s not so bad.

Also reassemble and fix anything fleshy (not enemies, mind you) that really needs fixing in the interim period with my not entirely supreme medical skills.

…Noticing that Bukkar has the situation firmly under control – direct control – Gervedder finds nothing useful to do, at least not that he can tell from a cursory glance over everyone’s status sheets.

See if there is any more loot, because loot.  Dronebongo eats Nigel because a growing dronebongo needs protein.

”I loot, therefore I loot!” philosophises Tackov, quite correctly, and this tremendously truthful thought is so tremendously truthful (and thoughtful) that it imbues itself with magic, summoning bounteous loot from the very ether. Tackov watches thoughtfully as the room the adventurers are in starts filling with endlessly materialising gold coins, which seem to be materialising from the very centre of the room, and are also on fire.

…If he took a second to examine the face of the coins, Tackov would notice that the engraved face is naked. But, if he did this, he would also lose a second in his race to escape the flood of burning golden coins.

Luckily though, he actually gets time to examine the coins and his options whilst time pauses inexplicably as the GM has some kind of vague problem that leads to his complete disappearance for over a week, and then time unfreezes, and everyone is suddenly calm and rested,  feelin- RANDOM ENCOUNTER ROLL!

…Oh no, it’s okay. Feeling completely fine and refreshed!

The adventurers all flee, possibly pausing to pick up a handful of burning coins before rushing back through the terrible level three of the Temple of Sef, and find the door down to the fearsome level four, Sylvanna sprinting along recklessly in the lead as her various abominable creatures struggle to keep up. Her golems also straggle along! Hoho.

She’s just about to reach out and open the door to level four, when a voice rings out!

“Stop!”

It is her conscience? Her imagination? Or one of her loveable teammates?!?!

Will anyone open the damn door?

Or, more to the point, who?

Spoiler: Players (click to show/hide)

 
Tackov Cedtry
Stats: D2 / S0 / M6
Status: [HP: 30/30] | [MP: 30/30]
States +1 Missile defence | -1 Melee.

Whiz
Stats: D2 / S2+2 / M4
Status: [HP: 50/50] | [MP: 20/20]
States +1 Lower leg, groin, head and breast defence | Last in initiative rolls | +1 to melee attacks | +1 to crossbows | -1 to long range shooting

Gervedder Vietzo
Stats: D2 / S4 / M2
Status: [HP: 70/70] | [MP: 10/10]
States +1 Gut and chest defence | +1 Defence if moves | +1 Flaming Axe. | +1 to melee attack | Very tall.

Lady Foxglove Vainglorious III
Stats: D4 / S2 / M2
Status: [HP: 50/50] | [MP: 10/10]
States +1 to Head, chest and groinbone defence | Dodges fist missile hit | +3 to initiative | +1 to missile attacks | +1 to dodge | Sheep.

Bukkar Crangrom
Stats: D0 / S6 / M2
Status: [HP: 90/90] | [MP: 10/10]
States +1 Free piercing groinalheadbutt attack | Vomits | Ignites | Naked | No head | -1 to dodge | -1 to dodge | +1 to melee attack

Sylvanna the Felonious
Stats: D4 / S4 / M0
Status: [HP: 70/70] | [MP: 0/0]
States: +1 to dodge. +1 to melee attack.

Dronebongo: [HP: 20/20] | +1 Melee bite | 2 kick attacks

Jack the Hippo: [HP: 30/30] | Cannot bleed

Lord Squid: [HP: 20/20] | Flying

Tax Collector Golem
Name: Sylvanna the Felonious’ Possibly-phantom Tax Collector Golem]
Class: 12 Part Possibly-phantom Tax Collector Golem
Health: [HP: 50/50]
Abilities: One Head, Three Arms, Six Legs

Sheepass Golem
Name: Sylvanna the Felonious’ Sheepass Golem
Class: 9 Part Sheepass Golem
Health: [HP: 40/40HP]
Abilities: One Backside, Eight Legs. No head, so max 2 command words per turn.

[Dwarmin]

((Looks like the invaders sent us back a lawas clone with improved post-productivity.

I approve!))

"Baa!" Lady Sheepswool added, clacking her hooves and hopping around in a ferociously cute manner. A present lack of thumbs excluded her from such things as opening doors, as she was trying to explain, in her own way. It was quite disconcerting.

Action: Forever Pantomime.

[Toaster]

"Well, go on and open it, Bukkar.  It's the only way you'll get ahead around here!"


Assume defensive stance, ready to Wind Blast I any nasties back into the room, should they spill out all over us.

[Xantalos]

Bukkar, carrying Nigel's his head, groans in exasperation before going to do something cool.

Y'know how in action movies how they cut holes in bank vault doors with lasers? Do that with Hate Beams. Laser Eye Anger. Whatever my eye beam attack is called. To the door to level 4.

[Chink]

Take up a position behind the rest of the meatshields, in case there are nasties behind that door.

[Harry Baldman]

"I sense traps. Many, many traps."

Prepare to dodge traps. Run about a little so that I'm not pinned down in place.