Turn One Hundred and Twenty TwoLevel Four of the Temple of SefPARTY CHOICE TIME:
1/ Continue immediately?
2/ Rest to full health and mana and then continue immediately?
3/ Something I haven't thought of?
2!
That’s that then.
Also flail around and eventually hold Nigel's head to my stump after I find it via flailing. ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL of his head if it resists for some reason.
…Bukkar also flails around and eventually holds Nigel’s head to his stump
… after he finds it – via noble flailing.
Using the sheer power of his
brain oh wait mind, he assumes direct control, making it talk like a puppet.
Then he moves he hand away, and it falls off.
He still has direct control though, and can talk and see again, so that’s not so bad.
Also reassemble and fix anything fleshy (not enemies, mind you) that really needs fixing in the interim period with my not entirely supreme medical skills.
…Noticing that Bukkar has the situation firmly under control – direct control – Gervedder finds nothing useful to do, at least not that he can tell from a cursory glance over everyone’s status sheets.
See if there is any more loot, because loot. Dronebongo eats Nigel because a growing dronebongo needs protein.
”I loot, therefore I loot!” philosophises Tackov, quite correctly, and this tremendously truthful thought is so tremendously truthful (and thoughtful) that it imbues itself with magic, summoning bounteous loot from the very ether. Tackov watches thoughtfully as the room the adventurers are in starts filling with endlessly materialising gold coins, which seem to be materialising from the very centre of the room, and are also on fire.
…If he took a second to examine the face of the coins, Tackov would notice that the engraved face is naked. But, if he did this, he would also lose a second in his race to escape the flood of burning golden coins.
Luckily though, he actually gets time to examine the coins and his options whilst time pauses inexplicably as the GM has some kind of vague problem that leads to his complete disappearance for over a week, and then time unfreezes, and everyone is suddenly calm and rested, feelin- RANDOM ENCOUNTER ROLL!
…Oh no, it’s okay. Feeling completely fine and refreshed!
The adventurers all flee, possibly pausing to pick up a handful of burning coins before rushing back through the terrible level three of the Temple of Sef, and find the door down to the fearsome level four, Sylvanna sprinting along recklessly in the lead as her various abominable creatures struggle to keep up. Her golems also straggle along! Hoho.
She’s just about to reach out and open the door to level four, when a voice rings out!
“Stop!”
It is her conscience? Her imagination? Or one of her loveable teammates?!?!
Will anyone open the damn door?
Or, more to the point, who?
Tackov Cedtry
Stats: D2 / S0 / M6
Status: [HP: 30/30] | [MP: 30/30]
States +1 Missile defence | -1 Melee.
Whiz
Stats: D2 / S2+2 / M4
Status: [HP: 50/50] | [MP: 20/20]
States +1 Lower leg, groin, head and breast defence | Last in initiative rolls | +1 to melee attacks | +1 to crossbows | -1 to long range shooting
Gervedder Vietzo
Stats: D2 / S4 / M2
Status: [HP: 70/70] | [MP: 10/10]
States +1 Gut and chest defence | +1 Defence if moves | +1 Flaming Axe. | +1 to melee attack | Very tall.
Lady Foxglove Vainglorious III
Stats: D4 / S2 / M2
Status: [HP: 50/50] | [MP: 10/10]
States +1 to Head, chest and groinbone defence | Dodges fist missile hit | +3 to initiative | +1 to missile attacks | +1 to dodge | Sheep.
Bukkar Crangrom
Stats: D0 / S6 / M2
Status: [HP: 90/90] | [MP: 10/10]
States +1 Free piercing groinalheadbutt attack | Vomits | Ignites | Naked | No head | -1 to dodge | -1 to dodge | +1 to melee attack
Sylvanna the Felonious
Stats: D4 / S4 / M0
Status: [HP: 70/70] | [MP: 0/0]
States: +1 to dodge. +1 to melee attack.
Dronebongo: [HP: 20/20] | +1 Melee bite | 2 kick attacks
Jack the Hippo: [HP: 30/30] | Cannot bleed
Lord Squid: [HP: 20/20] | Flying
Tax Collector Golem
Name: Sylvanna the Felonious’ Possibly-phantom Tax Collector Golem]
Class: 12 Part Possibly-phantom Tax Collector Golem
Health: [HP: 50/50]
Abilities: One Head, Three Arms, Six Legs
Sheepass Golem
Name: Sylvanna the Felonious’ Sheepass Golem
Class: 9 Part Sheepass Golem
Health: [HP: 40/40HP]
Abilities: One Backside, Eight Legs. No head, so max 2 command words per turn.