Turn Thirty ThreeMagical Typhoon wind blast back up!
"BULLLARRRRRRRR that's foul!" protests Tackov, wiping the troglodyte zombie spit from his eye as he stops retching long enough to straighten back up.
Clearly blinded by repulsion and mild anger, he magically readies his favourite attack,
…horrifically overpowering the spell charging mantra and setting it off totally out of his control!
A great gust of wind appears behind the unfortunate mage, blasting him forwards at tremendous speed and slamming him into the wall at the end of the corridor, directly between the spitting zombie and the angry skeleton!
…His legs are most unpleasantly broken! He crumples to the floor!
Wound Acquired: Tackov Cedtry:
Broken Legs!Continue to attack the Human!
Nearby, a sneaky skeletal arm clickclacks forward and bites Bukkar repeatedly on the toes again.
…The toe bruising is quite painful.
Bukkar incoherently yells something about gun booze as he smashes both skeleton arms to shards!
Incoherent with rage at his horrific toe bruise, Bukkar hops up and down on one foot for several seconds before bending over and
…crushing the skeletal arms to tiny pieces.
He feels much better.
Attack Bukkar the Destroyer of Arms!
But then!
The angry skeleton who’s just seen his arm smashed to tiny pieces is most displeased – if he can at all feel any emotion – and wants his revenge.
…He claws Bukkar in the guts, slashing the gutflesh and revealing the blood!
Wound Acquired: Bukkar Crangrom:
Heavy Bleeding!Taunt Troglodyte, Badluckcursinate Troglodyte.
"Oh, you unlucky little rock tosser you," mumbles Medha, staring at the zombie troglodyte’s toes.
"It's as if you couldn't get anything right from the moment you were born... or, was it raised? In West... wait, where are we questing again? It’s been so long I’ve almost forgotten. Oh well, who am I to complain, hahaha, doesn't matter. Take this!"…The allegedly competent curse crafter does something, apparently, and perhaps something happens. Who can tell?
Luckily enough Medha hasn’t charged anyone any money!
Attack Errol the Taunter of Troglodyte Zombies! With teeth!
The troglodyte zombie for one appears violently disappointed with Medha’s apparent failed curse: he stomps forward, teeth bared, to chew her heart out!
…He misses.
Action: Execute a tandem dropkick with Gervedder in perfect coordination and withdraw with him! Best friends forever!
Charge and dropkick the remaining skeleton, then withdraw at a quick nip.
Suddenly, against this backdrop of mild failure, there arises a symphonic blast of strings and brass as Gervedder Vietzo and Lady Foxglove Vainglorious III sprint in unison down the haunted corridor, unconsciously joining hands as they leap feet first as one towards the fearsome gut-clawing evil skeleton of doom!
”Best friends foreverrrrrrr!” cries Lady Foxglove shamelessly as her foot and Gervedder’s foot side by side crash into the undead abomination.
…Its body is severed and its legs snapped in two!
The skeleton crashes to the ground and crumbles into a pile of bones!
Gervedder and Lady F look first at the pile of bones and then at each other, flushed and breathless.
Find the rest of the party.
As they walk back down the corridor, and just as Gervedder is about to suggest the pair stop holding hands, someone even more flushed and breathless appears to break the awkward silence.
”Help! Help! A heffa- wait… A zombie! A horrible zombie! A pair of zombies! Arg, a massive zombie! Oh gods what is that awful smell? Is that you Medha?”…Leaving a trail of death and destruction and two surviving undead shuffling along behind him, Whiz the Wizard appears, having sprinted across town and temple only to lose his way underground and wind up surprising the troglodyte zombie from behind with two peasant zombies in tow!
The troglodyte zombie doesn’t take kindly to being surprised from behind! He stops gnawing at Medha and throws a nearby rock at Whiz!
…He misses again.
Temple:
You are mostly all at the corner of the corridor on the left, with the troglodyte zombie between the rest of the party and Whiz, who has two zombies behind him.
Troglodyte Zombie |
[HP: 100/100] | Three turn countdown to bad luck curse!
Zombie One: 75/75
Zombie Two: 75/75
Also, from now on, since there are d6 and 2d6 rolls involved (as a general rule most rolls are d6, but to represent the heroes’ competence skill type rolls are 2d6), all penalties and bonuses will be written as the penalty or bonus per d6. If that makes sense. So if Tackov were to sprint down a corridor, it would be 2d6-4. If he were to try to outrun an enemy, it would be d6-2 (vs d6).
Name: Tackov Cedtry
Class: Level 2 Wind Mage
Status: -1 to strength! -2 to movement! -1 to dodging! -1 to combat!
Health: [HP: 55/55] |
Poisoned Buttock!! |
The Vomiting! |
Broken Legs!Abilities: Magical Typhoon I,
Wind Blast I,
Wind Step I,
Squishy,
Sissy Slap FightInventory: Minor Mana Potion x1,
Scroll of Beginner’s Fireball x1, 3 Yuros, one memorised use of:
Gee, Mr. Whiz, You Sure Are Fast! Name: Whiz
Class: Level 2 Whiz Wiz(ard)
Status: -1 to lower leg damage.
Health: [HP: 60/80]Abilities: Shield I,
Gee, Mr. Whiz, You Sure Are Fast! Gee, Mr. Whiz, You Sure Are Fast II,
Obviously a Powerful Wizard,
It’ll Make You Blind!Inventory: Crossbow, Unlimited Quiver,
Raider’s Dress of Shin Protection, 37 Yuros, Fancy Clothes,
Scroll of Beginner’s Fireball x2,
Middling Health Potion x1,
Middling Mana Potion x1, Billy’s Potion of Being Big and Strong and Things,
Medium Health Potion x1, Cutlass, Three normal quivers, Three crossbows, Three daggers,
Minor Health Potion x4, +1 Bolt of Accuracy x5, +1 Bolt of Burning x5, +1 Bolt of Paralysis x2,
Middling Health Potion x1 x1.
Name: Medha Correo
Class: Level 2 Curse Crafter
Status: -1 to gut damage. +1 to chest damage, -1 to dodge, -1 to charisma style rolls.
Health: [HP: 80/80] |
Severed Rib! |
Severed Rib! |
Broken Guts!Abilities: Opportunistic Attack,
Bad Luck Curse,
Curse of the Fool,
Wandering Asshole,
Curse of the Curse CrafterInventory: Dagger, Half a dress, 78 bandages,
Neckless of the Ribless, Coffee (half a jug), Small bottle of Mage blood, Dagger, Lock picking kit,
Iron Cuirass, unlit torch, 400 Green Farthings, 1
Stinking Eejit cheese, Bones.
Name: Gervedder Vietzo
Class: Level 2 Opportunistic Messenger
Status: -1 to gut/chest damage.
Health: [HP: 80/80]Abilities: Nimble Feet,
This Messenger Delivers,
Make Way for the Messenger! Important,
Stop For DirectionsInventory: Crossbow, Unlimited Quiver, 10 bandages, 7 Yuros,
Iron Cuirass.
Name: Lady Foxglove Vainglorious the III
Class: Level 2 Ravenhaired Crusader
Status: Super-presentable!
Health: [HP: 80/80]Abilities: Silent as a Raven’s Wing,
Opportunistic,
Honeyed Tongue,
Vain,
Self-RelianceInventory: Minor Health Potion x1, Crossbow, Unlimited Quiver, 2 Yuros.
Name: Bukkar Crangrom
Class: Level 2 Ragin' Mage
Status: Health: [HP:65/80] |
Bleeding Toes! |
Heavy Bleeding!Abilities: Rage Lazors I,
Ass of the Flaming Foot I,
Lightning Fist I,
Always Looking For a Fight,
Always Hungover Inventory: Minor Health Potion x1, 2 Yuros.
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