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Should I run this?

Yes.
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Give it to someone more experienced.
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Go crawl in a hole and never return to this board.
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Spawning Furry Genetic Abominations, Yay!
« Reply #150 on: April 23, 2013, 09:30:02 am »
Quote from: Cheesecake on April 23, 2013, 07:50:28 am
I say eat enough corpses (while leaving some for our potential heir) to create multiple ravenous Lemmings!
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Maple Weasel and Son: The Honey Badger Grey Tide
« Reply #151 on: April 23, 2013, 01:51:42 pm »
Quote from: Demdemeh on April 23, 2013, 09:20:38 am
Quote from: Cheesecake on April 23, 2013, 07:50:28 am
I'm down with Peanut Syrup. I say eat enough corpses (while leaving some for our potential heir) to create multiple ravenous mini-clones! Then we use those clones to store excess biomass when we're full. If we ever need spare resources to grow limbs, chomp one up. We could also use them as meatshields and training targets. Maybe even ammo. I choose 6 for the boss.

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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Maple Weasel and Son: The Honey Badger Grey Tide
« Reply #152 on: April 23, 2013, 02:03:17 pm »
Quote from: Remuthra on April 23, 2013, 01:51:42 pm
Quote from: Demdemeh on April 23, 2013, 09:20:38 am
Quote from: Cheesecake on April 23, 2013, 07:50:28 am
I'm down with Peanut Syrup. I say eat enough corpses (while leaving some for our potential heir) to create multiple ravenous mini-clones! Then we use those clones to store excess biomass when we're full. If we ever need spare resources to grow limbs, chomp one up. We could also use them as meatshields and training targets. Maybe even ammo. I choose 6 for the boss.

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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Maple Weasel and Son: The Honey Badger Grey Tide
« Reply #153 on: April 23, 2013, 05:08:11 pm »
Let's hope our 'son' is sterile..
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Maple Weasel and Son: The Honey Badger Grey Tide
« Reply #154 on: April 24, 2013, 09:05:35 am »
Very well; son, I name you Peanut Syrup! Now, about ALL this biomass...
*several hours later*
(Miniclone Generation: 3+1=4)
You manage to create about twenty mini-mes.
(Behaviour: 4)
They don't seem to be eating everything in sight, but they're eyeing Peanut hungrily...
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Maple Weasel and Son: The Honey Badger Grey Tide
« Reply #155 on: April 24, 2013, 10:07:38 am »
Disguise Peanut Syrup as me, and lead the army of mini-mes out of the house and toward the nearest heavily populated area.
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Maple Weasel and Son: The Honey Badger Grey Tide
« Reply #156 on: April 24, 2013, 10:26:11 am »
>Locate Biomass
>Create Angry Lemmings
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Quote from: Firnagzen on July 04, 2009, 01:01:52 am
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Quote from: Muz on January 05, 2010, 10:01:54 am
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Maple Weasel and Son: The Honey Badger Grey Tide
« Reply #157 on: April 24, 2013, 12:00:45 pm »
Hey, you can just pretend they're miscolored lemmings mister!

This disposition is good, they haven't eaten him yet, but they would likely not bat a badger eyelid if we gave the command. Keep them as is!

Search the house for imprtant artifacts the gm may have left lieing around.
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Maple Weasel and Son: The Honey Badger Grey Tide
« Reply #158 on: April 24, 2013, 02:04:03 pm »
Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on April 24, 2013, 12:00:45 pm
Hey, you can just pretend they're miscolored lemmings mister!

This disposition is good, they haven't eaten him yet, but they would likely not bat a badger eyelid if we gave the command. Keep them as is!

Search the house for imprtant artifacts the gm may have left lieing around.

+1. Search the first level for easter eggs.
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Maple Weasel and Son: The Honey Badger Grey Tide
« Reply #159 on: April 24, 2013, 03:01:49 pm »
Literal and figurative easter eggs.
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Maple Weasel and Son: The Honey Badger Grey Tide
« Reply #160 on: April 24, 2013, 03:06:52 pm »
Perhaps: who these fellows worked for? Where they kidnapped us? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE REST OF OUR BADGER COMMUNITY! Oh these bastards are going to pay!
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Maple Weasel and Son: The Honey Badger Grey Tide
« Reply #161 on: April 24, 2013, 03:08:12 pm »
We would worry about that stuff, but that would go against the cardinal rule of honey badgerism.
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Maple Weasel and Son: The Honey Badger Grey Tide
« Reply #162 on: April 24, 2013, 03:39:35 pm »
Hey! Either we walk the line between apathetic suicide via exposure & caffeine-fueled office work, or we die of exposure! And truly, that fate really isn't as glamorous as a not-giving-a-fuck badger might first think it is.
And really, you're betraying your own honey-badgerism beliefs by giving a fuck about my fuck-giving. /affirmativenod
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Maple Weasel and Son: The Honey Badger Grey Tide
« Reply #163 on: April 24, 2013, 03:52:42 pm »
That was a test to determine your honey badgerism. You failed.
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Maple Weasel and Son: The Honey Badger Grey Tide
« Reply #164 on: April 24, 2013, 06:55:34 pm »
>Get food
>Make Lemmings
>Be hostile to all else
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Vote (1) for the Urist scale!
Quote from: Firnagzen on July 04, 2009, 01:01:52 am
I shall be eternally happy. I shall be able to construct elf hunting giant mecha. Which can pour magma.
Quote from: Muz on January 05, 2010, 10:01:54 am
Urist has been forced to use a friend as fertilizer lately.
Read the First Post!
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