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Should I run this?

Yes.
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Give it to someone more experienced.
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Go crawl in a hole and never return to this board.
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Maple Weasel and Son: The Honey Badger Grey Tide
« Reply #165 on: April 24, 2013, 06:58:08 pm »
We must become a god. Long term goal.

Then we eat the other gods.
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Maple Weasel and Son: The Honey Badger Grey Tide
« Reply #166 on: April 24, 2013, 06:59:18 pm »
And create demigods out of their divine essence.
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Maple Weasel and Son: The Honey Badger Grey Tide
« Reply #167 on: April 24, 2013, 08:15:59 pm »
We need a codex on Badgerism- preferably made out of jellybean leather.

My thinking was, preferably from revengified kidnappers, no? Doth Badgerism Eschew Revenge as pettiness most trite?
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Maple Weasel and Son: The Honey Badger Grey Tide
« Reply #168 on: April 24, 2013, 10:57:52 pm »
Sooo... Actions?
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Maple Weasel and Son: The Honey Badger Grey Tide
« Reply #169 on: April 24, 2013, 11:01:41 pm »
Explore house.
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Maple Weasel and Son: The Honey Badger Grey Tide
« Reply #170 on: April 24, 2013, 11:43:11 pm »
Explore house for Biomass, use biomass for concentrated angry lemming.
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Maple Weasel and Son: The Honey Badger Grey Tide
« Reply #171 on: April 25, 2013, 04:49:59 am »
Eat all the biomass in the surrounding area. Aquire enough to create a giant lifeform bound to the building we were trapped in. Call it the hive mind. Telepathically bind it to us and use it to control our lemming army and pinpoint every jellybean in the world.

Short term goal is to teach our son only two things: kill, and KILL!
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Dying of laughter?
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Maple Weasel and Son: The Honey Badger Grey Tide
« Reply #172 on: April 25, 2013, 04:50:47 am »
Badger Gravemind?
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Maple Weasel and Son: The Honey Badger Grey Tide
« Reply #173 on: April 25, 2013, 07:18:25 am »
Yup. Make multiple eventually. Store biological information and personality and memories into the Mind. If we die, clone ourselves, but only of us a given time. When we have sufficient biomass, force them all to root into the earth's core and feed of the rich metals and heat!
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Dying of laughter?
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Maple Weasel and Son: The Honey Badger Grey Tide
« Reply #174 on: April 25, 2013, 08:14:31 am »
Quote from: Cheesecake on April 25, 2013, 07:18:25 am
Yup. Make multiple eventually. Store biological information and personality and memories into the Mind. If we die, clone ourselves, but only of us a given time. When we have sufficient biomass, force them all to root into the earth's core and feed of the rich metals and heat!
Quote from: Cheesecake on April 25, 2013, 04:49:59 am
Eat all the biomass in the surrounding area. Aquire enough to create a giant lifeform bound to the building we were trapped in. Call it the hive mind. Telepathically bind it to us and use it to control our lemming army and pinpoint every jellybean in the world.

Short term goal is to teach our son only two things: kill, and KILL!

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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Maple Weasel and Son: The Honey Badger Grey Tide
« Reply #175 on: April 25, 2013, 11:22:56 am »
Everything they said. The fools had no idea what they were doing when they unleashed a honey badger upon the world. Now they are doomed.
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Maple Weasel and Son: The Honey Badger Grey Tide
« Reply #176 on: April 25, 2013, 11:38:19 am »
Quote from: Xantalos on April 25, 2013, 11:22:56 am
Everything they said. The fools had no idea what they were doing when they unleashed a honey badger upon the world. Now they are doomed.

If we made a device that could speed up the aging of the Sun, maybe we'd be able to get sucked into its red giant form, where we would be able to feast on it and use our digestive systems as fusion reactors, letting us fly to another solar system and devour everything there, until WE EAT THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE.
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Maple Weasel and Son: The Honey Badger Grey Tide
« Reply #177 on: April 25, 2013, 01:50:33 pm »
But what if the Forerunners create a device that neuters the entire galaxy?
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Maple Weasel and Son: The Honey Badger Grey Tide
« Reply #178 on: April 25, 2013, 02:10:17 pm »
Quote from: Remuthra on April 25, 2013, 01:50:33 pm
But what if the Forerunners create a device that neuters the entire galaxy?
We have too much sexiness to be neutered.
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Maple Weasel and Son: The Honey Badger Grey Tide
« Reply #179 on: April 25, 2013, 03:56:31 pm »
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Quote from: Remuthra on April 25, 2013, 01:50:33 pm
But what if the Forerunners create a device that neuters the entire galaxy?
We have too much sexiness to be neutered.
And even if we are neutered, then we shall simply GROW ANOTHER PAIR BY EATING OUR OWN CHILDREN.
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