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Should I run this?

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Author Topic: You Are a Honey Badger: On Hiatus Due to Time Constraints - Back Soon! I hope...  (Read 25721 times)

GrizzlyAdamz

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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Spawning Furry Genetic Abominations, Yay!
« Reply #120 on: April 20, 2013, 03:51:51 am »

EAT IT NOW BEFORE IT BECOMES TOO POWERFUL!
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Spawning Furry Genetic Abominations, Yay!
« Reply #121 on: April 20, 2013, 04:04:33 am »

Yea, verily, we shall consume the substance of our progeny so as to bring forth lemmings most agitated.

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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Spawning Furry Genetic Abominations, Yay!
« Reply #122 on: April 20, 2013, 04:06:08 am »

Okay, how many lemmings?

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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Spawning Furry Genetic Abominations, Yay!
« Reply #123 on: April 20, 2013, 04:10:32 am »

Nine thousands.


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You know, I'm starting to get second feelings about this. What if he's an alright-dude/abomination? He's only been in the world all of 10 seconds, does he really deserve to be eaten? Are we going to regret this?

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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Spawning Furry Genetic Abominations, Yay!
« Reply #124 on: April 20, 2013, 04:21:03 am »

All depends on how the dice roll. But I really like how you guys are treating this like Yautja treat the existence of Predaliens.  :D

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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Spawning Furry Genetic Abominations, Yay!
« Reply #125 on: April 20, 2013, 04:21:52 am »

What be these utterances you speak? I know not of 'deserve' nor 'regret'?

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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Spawning Furry Genetic Abominations, Yay!
« Reply #126 on: April 20, 2013, 10:42:36 am »

Dont eat it yet.
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Spawning Furry Genetic Abominations, Yay!
« Reply #127 on: April 20, 2013, 10:52:21 am »

I imagine the biomass produced would be insufficient to create any more friends.

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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Spawning Furry Genetic Abominations, Yay!
« Reply #128 on: April 21, 2013, 07:14:31 am »

We're sorta stuck at an impasse here, so I won't update just yet. I need to know whether to kill it or let it live!

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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Spawning Furry Genetic Abominations, Yay!
« Reply #129 on: April 21, 2013, 08:41:31 am »

We'll compromise. Nibble on it a bit to see how it tastes.

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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Spawning Furry Genetic Abominations, Yay!
« Reply #130 on: April 21, 2013, 08:50:20 am »

Like maybe if we sit on it, being near a badger will force it to turn into one finally?
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Spawning Furry Genetic Abominations, Yay!
« Reply #131 on: April 21, 2013, 08:52:36 am »

Eating its limbs could be a decent compromise... The head and torso count as limbs, right?
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Spawning Furry Genetic Abominations, Yay!
« Reply #132 on: April 21, 2013, 09:04:09 am »

don't get infected ><
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Spawning Furry Genetic Abominations, Yay!
« Reply #133 on: April 21, 2013, 03:17:32 pm »

Hey, I'm only opposed to eating it as a preemptive strike. Have it help dig, see what it does in the fight. I mean, the worst that would happen is it escapes and duplicates uncontrollably, taking over the world- nothing we can't handle.

-if no consensus, sit on it.
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Spawning Furry Genetic Abominations, Yay!
« Reply #134 on: April 22, 2013, 08:31:31 am »

Okay, I'm going combine 'sit on it' with 'use it as a battle-steed'. May the RNG be with you.

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Ha ha! This child of your will make a mighty steed to carry you into battle! Perhaps the proximity of your presence will cause it to truly become a Honey Badger!
(Spawn Amiability: 4+1=5)
He snaps at you a couple of times, but otherwise doesn't object to you riding his back.
(Enemy Idea: 6)
The guys up top don't seem to be doing anything. Probably helping their fallen. Now then, back into the fray!
(5+1=6)
You burst from the soil atop your firstborn son, snarling and snapping at the men still remaining.
(Reaction: 2)
Huh. They don't seem that surprised at the genetic abomination you're riding. Oh well, time to munch some jellybeans.
(Munching: 5)
(Son's Munching: 3)
While you make quick work of two men, your inexperienced son has trouble with his target, merely mauling his genitals instead of ripping them apart. Seem's the boy will need some training from his papa.

((Well, that's the first NPC in your party. He's gonna be needing a name!))
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