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Should I run this?

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GrizzlyAdamz

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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Spawning Furry Genetic Abominations, Yay!
« Reply #135 on: April 22, 2013, 12:52:54 pm »
SHOW HIM HOW A REAL MAN MAULS GENITALS!
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Spawning Furry Genetic Abominations, Yay!
« Reply #136 on: April 22, 2013, 12:59:14 pm »
Give son lessons on proper jellybean munching technique.
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Spawning Furry Genetic Abominations, Yay!
« Reply #137 on: April 22, 2013, 01:25:37 pm »
This is a masterwork post of Maple Weasel the Shredding of Balls and humans. Maple Weasel the Shredding of Balls is striking a menacing pose. The humans are cringing. This post relates to the ideas for Maple Weasel the Shredding of Balls' next move in 2013.
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Spawning Furry Genetic Abominations, Yay!
« Reply #138 on: April 22, 2013, 04:06:26 pm »
Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on April 22, 2013, 12:52:54 pm
SHOW HIM HOW A REAL MAN MAULS GENITALS!
THIS.

ALSO NAME HIM SYRUP MARMOT
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Spawning Furry Genetic Abominations, Yay!
« Reply #139 on: April 22, 2013, 07:05:38 pm »
The men are all either dead from blood loss or almost dead.
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Spawning Furry Genetic Abominations, Yay!
« Reply #140 on: April 22, 2013, 07:14:41 pm »
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Kill them ALL to death!
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Spawning Furry Genetic Abominations, Yay!
« Reply #141 on: April 22, 2013, 07:15:59 pm »
I propose the name Peebee&jay...
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Spawning Furry Genetic Abominations, Yay!
« Reply #142 on: April 22, 2013, 07:16:55 pm »
My name proposal is Peanut the Genetic Abomination.
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Spawning Furry Genetic Abominations, Yay!
« Reply #143 on: April 22, 2013, 07:19:56 pm »
I second Syrup Marmot.
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Spawning Furry Genetic Abominations, Yay!
« Reply #144 on: April 22, 2013, 08:05:06 pm »
Make his ears pointy and name him Cacame.  Then MURDERIZE the bodies and grow another set of arms, with meat drills!  And turn our tail into a scorpion stinger, only with one of the guns for the tip!  That, or a giant middle finger for a tip, so we can flip them off while munching on their jellies.
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Spawning Furry Genetic Abominations, Yay!
« Reply #145 on: April 22, 2013, 11:45:36 pm »
Demonstrate on 'survivors', be methodical, make sure he understands. But do it in a tough-love kind of way- there aint gonna be no place in this world for a horrible abomination like him, so he's gotta grow up strong!

I for one am against modifying our perfectly-formed badger body.
He aint no marmot, so recommend we call him Peanut.


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Explore house afterwards? What does a badger do when he runs out of  jelly beans?
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Spawning Furry Genetic Abominations, Yay!
« Reply #146 on: April 22, 2013, 11:51:48 pm »
Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on April 22, 2013, 11:45:36 pm
Demonstrate on 'survivors', be methodical, make sure he understands. But do it in a tough-love kind of way- there aint gonna be no place in this world for a horrible abomination like him, so he's gotta grow up strong!

I for one am against modifying our perfectly-formed badger body.
He aint no marmot, so recommend we call him Peanut.
Call him Peanut Syrup and it's a deal.
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Spawning Furry Genetic Abominations, Yay!
« Reply #147 on: April 23, 2013, 03:00:35 am »
Okay, so far the consensus seems to be Peanut Syrup. Before I put up the next turn I need people to say what they want to happen next turn!
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Spawning Furry Genetic Abominations, Yay!
« Reply #148 on: April 23, 2013, 07:50:28 am »
I'm down with Peanut Syrup. I say eat enough corpses (while leaving some for our potential heir) to create multiple ravenous mini-clones! Then we use those clones to store excess biomass when we're full. If we ever need spare resources to grow limbs, chomp one up. We could also use them as meatshields and training targets. Maybe even ammo. I choose 6 for the boss.
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Re: You Are a Honey Badger: Maple Weasel and Son: The Honey Badger Grey Tide
« Reply #149 on: April 23, 2013, 09:20:38 am »
Quote from: Cheesecake on April 23, 2013, 07:50:28 am
I'm down with Peanut Syrup. I say eat enough corpses (while leaving some for our potential heir) to create multiple ravenous mini-clones! Then we use those clones to store excess biomass when we're full. If we ever need spare resources to grow limbs, chomp one up. We could also use them as meatshields and training targets. Maybe even ammo. I choose 6 for the boss.

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