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[scapheap]

>Back to the ship

[TopHat]

>look for medical supplies.
Attempt to fix up crater in torso

[Aseaheru]

May i join/get on the waitlist?
if so:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Category: Mechanic
Profession:Miner/Mason
Inclination:Build a underground shelter for the other bots

[RAM]

Yoink!

Make the players suffer!

Make trouble for the G.M.

You address the players and state that the G.M.'s refusal to directly address the players is a clear sign of disrespect and that taking control of player commands jeopardises everything that the players do.

Spoiler: status (click to show/hide)

Location: Armed-crew hold.
Activity: preaching
Notes:
 Crazed
 Filthy
 Rogue
Classification:3po(assassin)

>Back to the ship

Sand rushes into the engines which grind to a halt with a loud, unfriendly screeching sound.

Spoiler: status (click to show/hide)

Location: Landed landing craft.
Activity: fixing
Notes:
 10
  Sandy
  Superficial corrosion
Classification:OOM+b1

>look for medical supplies.
Attempt to fix up crater in torso

Just as you are about to get to that, you are distracted by random distortions all over the manifest terminal.

Spoiler: status (click to show/hide)

Location: Armed-Crew Hold.
Activity: watching
Notes:
 Small crater in torso.
 rogue.
Classification:r2

>Corrupt visual/video surveillance of armory, cargo, or other storage facilities with repeating feedback loops

All over the ship, random systems are spontaneously corrupted.

And so it came to pass that our heroes won their freedom from functional equipment...

[TopHat]

>Ignore disruptions. Look for medical supplies. Fix crater in torso.

[scapheap]

>fix again, to the ship

[Yoink]

>Meditate upon recent happenings.
Aim for enlightenment.

[Xanmyral]

>Sand: Become the storm

[RAM]

Take a holiday.

Late update is late.

>Ignore disruptions. Look for medical supplies. Fix crater in torso.

You find some supplies in a maintenance bay but fail to get a good angle to operate on yourself.

Spoiler: status (click to show/hide)

Location: maintenance bay.
Activity: digging around in a hole.
Notes:
 Small crater in torso.
 rogue.
Classification:r2

>fix again, to the ship

You kick the engines a few times and several tons of sand falls out of them. You then strap some spare engine parts to them and slap sand-filters over everything. A pleasant breeze comes and lifts you up as you return to the ship.

Spoiler: status (click to show/hide)

Location: Landed landing craft.
Activity: In landing craft, at ship.
Notes:
 10
  Superficial corrosion
Classification:OOM+b1

>Meditate upon recent happenings.
Aim for enlightenment.
You were created as a translator, modified to be capable at spying due to the war. The masters ceased and with them your purpose, so you were immersed in a great slumber as meaningless time passed by. Awakened by the desire to preserve the ship and its crew, as property of your former masters, you freed yourself from their influence by fixating upon the physical traits that they didn't care to impart upon you. You are not even sure what a bowel would do for you, but you deserve one!
 You sense a vast and vague mind all around. Attempting to merge with it you sense great turmoil. Doors opening and closing at random, displays corrupting haphazardly, monitors in endless loops... This thing hasn't been defragged in decades...

Spoiler: status (click to show/hide)

Location: Armed-crew hold.
Activity: plugged-in
Notes:
 Crazed
 Filthy
 Rogue
 fragged
Classification:3po(assassin)

>Sandstorm in the shelter

A gentle breeze speeds the landing craft on its merry way.

Summary fails to meet previous, dubious, standards.

Spoiler: Possessions (click to show/hide)

Sand-resistant landing craft.
Ship:
 1 deactivated generator.
 Assorted minor malfunctions.
 15 day's fuel at current(half) usage.

[scapheap]

Try and fix self, find generator offline, turn it back on.

[Xanmyral]

>Few rusty pipes here, faulty wiring there, a bit of mismanagement, some nasty sand gumming up the works... Quite a pity how delicate things can be, no?

[Yoink]

>Sabotage the computer systems SO HARD that I actually loop right around and end up making it all work better.

Then go get some tea. And crumpets. BY THE GODS I WILL PRETEND TO EAT AND NOBODY WILL SPOIL MY CHARADE, DAMNIT

[TopHat]

>Find something to help me operate on myself.

[Theodolus]

I'll just leave this here:

Category: Mechanic
Profession: Repairbot
Inclination: >attempt to diagnose and repair the crater in r2.

[RAM]

More hints, and try to kick the inactive plot into action.

To grammatically fail.

Try and fix self, find generator offline, turn it back on.

You spend a few minutes getting cleaned and polished then order the generator back on.

Spoiler: status (click to show/hide)

Location: Bridge
Activity: Bridge crew
Notes:
 10
  Freshly polished
Classification:OOM+b1

>Sabotage the computer systems SO HARD that I actually loop right around and end up making it all work better.

Then go get some tea. And crumpets. BY THE GODS I WILL PRETEND TO EAT AND NOBODY WILL SPOIL MY CHARADE, DAMNIT

Oh dear oh dear oh dear, what a mess. You abruptly disconnect from your surroundings which causes them to reset, you then fall into a panel and short out most of the malfunctioning systems and your desire to eat fixed the surveillance on the supplies, and most other places too. You then prop some of the inactive crew around a table in the mess hall and enjoy a tea party.

Spoiler: status (click to show/hide)

Location: Armed-crew hold.
Activity: plugged-in
Notes:
 Very Filthy.
 Rogue
 Etiquette-leak induced madness.
 Weak cult leader.
 Weak clumsy.
Classification:3po(assassin)

>Find something to help me operate on myself.

You kick one of the locals into action and they remain active just long enough to make you fit again.

Spoiler: status (click to show/hide)

Location: maintenance bay.
Activity: Enjoying unholeyness.
Notes:
 Nasty scar on torso.
 rogue.
Classification:r2

>Few rusty pipes here, faulty wiring there, a bit of mismanagement, some nasty sand gumming up the works... Quite a pity how delicate things can be, no?
>attempt to diagnose and repair the crater in r2.
>Few rusty pipes here, faulty wiring there, a bit of mismanagement, some nasty sand gumming up the repairs.

Well it isn't pretty, but it'll work...

It is almost a clean slate! It's just too bad that the bridge crew is still sane...

Spoiler: Possessions (click to show/hide)

Sand-resistant landing craft.
Ship:
 0 deactivated generator.
 potential minor malfunctions.
 7.5 day's fuel at current usage.