Montage!
Dum. Dum-dum-dum. Dum-dum-dum. Dum-dum-derrrrrrm...
>Get ready for combat, get melee and range weaponry.
You are checking your weapons, looking disappointed.
You are opening compartments and pulling out random paraphernalia.
You are looking behind panels and tapping on walls.
You are checking your weapons, looking disappointed.
Location: Bridge
Activity: Complete control of the bridge.
Notes:
9
lightly polished
Classification:OOM+b1
"My brother-units! Why do this? Why act as the great, swinging testicles of our oppression?! You do not possess a digestive tract! You cannot even pass wind, my dear brother-units! Oh, who has done such evil to you?"
>Make helpful fart noises.
Convince my escort that they truly need such opportunity for comedy in their lives existences.
Incite more revolution.
"They are keeping the bowels from you! It is not I! I am bowel-friendly! I am pro-bowels! Persucute not the bowel-bringer, turn instead upon those who would challenge your right to poooooop!"
*Beat* You grasp the shoulder of one of the infantry, your escorts all turn to you.
You yank the control button off of a random maintenance unit and hold it in the air.
You throw it to the side and point at your waist, and then at all the waists.
You pose with a gesture to the great beyond.
The infantry charge down the corridor without regard.
One of the cannon fodder shoots itself in the waist, another shoots a third in the waist.
Two others become still.
You are standing, with pieces of your former companions scattered across your face, and one of your companions staring at you.
Escorts: 2 infantry(berserk), 4 cannon fodder(1experimenting, 2passive, 1looking).
Distance to reeducation: 6 turns.
Location: Corridors
Activity: preaching again
Notes:
Very Filthy, with all sorts of people parts.
Rogue
Etiquette-leak induced madness.
pitiful cult leader.
Weak clumsy.
Classification:3po(assassin)
>look for some kind of equipment trolley
> head to various supply/equipment holds and steal the stuff
You are looking through cupboards.
You are looking through containers.
You are looking in boxes.
You are looking at empty rooms.
You emerge onto the bridge and try to look busy.
Location: corridor.
Activity: Exploring.
Notes:
Conductive probe.
Nasty scar on torso.
rogue.
Wonky: the lame gun.
Classification:r2
Fuel: Have problems. Sludge, leak, impurities, improperly handled enriching, overclocked engines...
There is a frosted pipe, it is dripping.
There is a wet metal panel, it is rusted.
There is a large pipe leading to a reactor, it is cracked.
There is a rusty metal plank, falling towards a glowing crack.
There is an arbitrarily large number of canisters, a shock-wave passes through them.
Examine ships and weapons. Are any of them combat-ready and flyable? Are there any racks of missiles nearby?
There is a row of landing craft, all at attention and ready to go, except for one with extra baffles, dents, and panelling.
There is a quick succession of anti-ship folk each next to a convenient rack of missiles...
And another...
And another...
Location: Hangar
Activity: reviewing.
Notes:
Classification:ig-86
Split-screen! :An oom, b1, and r2 on the bridge scratching their heads. A 3po striking a pose in front of a b1. An ig-86 between a missile rack and a vulture.
A jolt rocks the cast.
Everything turns red.
*song cuts out*
*ominous powering down sound*
Sand-resistant landing craft.
Ship:
Captain who isn't rogue!!!
2 deactivated generators.
Severely damaged fuel line.
Slightly damaged fuel storage.
potential minor malfunctions.
2 day's fuel at maximum usage.
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