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[IronyOwl]

((I can't believe we're missing an incredible fight. The albino sexbot with the rage punches of doom versus the Sun and his superbaseballbat wielding bodyguards tanks. That's the stuff great comics are made of.))

((Unless the other thing was happening, of course. In which case, that's an altogether different sort of comic.

...well, there might be some overlap.))

Yeah, give stacy a manipulator

I see no way this can fail

((Wouldn't it be, "Icy no way this can fail?"))

((Damn you both.))

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Anyone have any idea what's going on inside? Cough Irony cough?))

[piecewise]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yndjNuOI9T0&t=45m45s

Accurate representation of the way these missions normally go.

[IronyOwl]

((Anyone have any idea what's going on inside? Cough Irony cough?))

((Obviously. :3))

[Doomblade187]

((Anyone have any idea what's going on inside? Cough Irony cough?))

((Obviously. :3))

((Can we get log of what happened after the mission's over?))

[IronyOwl]

((Anyone have any idea what's going on inside? Cough Irony cough?))

((Obviously. :3))

((Can we get log of what happened after the mission's over?))

((I forgot to save copies of most of my responses, but I assume I'll be able to share PW's stuff, at least.))

[piecewise]

((Anyone have any idea what's going on inside? Cough Irony cough?))

((Obviously. :3))

As the team scrambles to engage the new adversary, they see something else fall from the upper level of the palace. It streaks down and lands with a thud, raising a cloud of dust and thin ice crystals from the ground.

As the haze clears, the team can make out the form of Faith. She's coated in synthblood, her muscles literally bulging through her skin, and she's carrying a ballistic ceramic Riot shield thats a good foot taller then she is in one hand.

You could swear you hear someone playing a sweet guitar rift in the distance.


Faith has rejoined the party!

[ragnarok97071]

((Anyone have any idea what's going on inside? Cough Irony cough?))

((Obviously. :3))

As the team scrambles to engage the new adversary, they see something else fall from the upper level of the palace. It streaks down and lands with a thud, raising a cloud of dust and thin ice crystals from the ground.

As the haze clears, the team can make out the form of Faith. She's coated in synthblood, her muscles literally bulging through her skin, and she's carrying a ballistic ceramic Riot shield thats a good foot taller then she is in one hand.

You could swear you hear someone playing a sweet guitar rift in the distance.


Faith has rejoined the party!

((... My headplaylist just cued up Rules of Nature for that. Ermagerd.))

Disengage the cripple dude, draw the Razor. Then sneak around behind the large man while he's distracted by the rest of the party.

Noone notices the beaurocrat.

Slice him open so his spine is bared, then drop the sword and shove my hand into the resulting hole to grip the spine with my awesome kinetic gauntlet thing. then TEAR THE FUCKING THING OUT.

[Parisbre56]

((Now, look at this and tell me it isn't something you'd find in a comic book, anime or hero movie.

Also, gauntlet is for punching stuff. Read the description in the first post of the primary mission thread.))

[IronyOwl]

((... My headplaylist just cued up Rules of Nature for that. Ermagerd.))

Disengage the cripple dude, draw the Razor. Then sneak around behind the large man while he's distracted by the rest of the party.

Noone notices the beaurocrat.

Slice him open so his spine is bared, then drop the sword and shove my hand into the resulting hole to grip the spine with my awesome kinetic gauntlet thing. then TEAR THE FUCKING THING OUT.

((Um))

((Now, look at this and tell me it isn't something you'd find in a comic book, anime or hero movie.))

((Yeah. ))


"Sorry about that."

Catch up to the new arrival, trying to stay behind him.

When fairly close but not dangerously so, use my manipulator to try to cut his head off with a foot-wide pane of excessive heat at his neck.

[Empiricist]

((Anyone have any idea what's going on inside? Cough Irony cough?))

((Obviously. :3))

As the team scrambles to engage the new adversary, they see something else fall from the upper level of the palace. It streaks down and lands with a thud, raising a cloud of dust and thin ice crystals from the ground.

As the haze clears, the team can make out the form of Faith. She's coated in synthblood, her muscles literally bulging through her skin, and she's carrying a ballistic ceramic Riot shield thats a good foot taller then she is in one hand.

You could swear you hear someone playing a sweet guitar rift in the distance.


Faith has rejoined the party!

((... My headplaylist just cued up Rules of Nature for that. Ermagerd.))

Disengage the cripple dude, draw the Razor. Then sneak around behind the large man while he's distracted by the rest of the party.

Noone notices the beaurocrat.

Slice him open so his spine is bared, then drop the sword and shove my hand into the resulting hole to grip the spine with my awesome kinetic gauntlet thing. then TEAR THE FUCKING THING OUT.

((Firstly, a kinetic amp is the size and shape of a postage stamp. Secondly it will crush and rupture his insides before you get a chance to rip out his spine. Thirdly, it may be a bad idea to engage a melee unit in melee combat while he's getting attacked by eldritch manifestations and shot at with ClF₃ rounds...))

[GreatWyrmGold]

((But if it works...))

[Empiricist]

((He'll still end up getting caught in the crossfire...))

[ragnarok97071]

((Anyone have any idea what's going on inside? Cough Irony cough?))

((Obviously. :3))

As the team scrambles to engage the new adversary, they see something else fall from the upper level of the palace. It streaks down and lands with a thud, raising a cloud of dust and thin ice crystals from the ground.

As the haze clears, the team can make out the form of Faith. She's coated in synthblood, her muscles literally bulging through her skin, and she's carrying a ballistic ceramic Riot shield thats a good foot taller then she is in one hand.

You could swear you hear someone playing a sweet guitar rift in the distance.


Faith has rejoined the party!

((... My headplaylist just cued up Rules of Nature for that. Ermagerd.))

Disengage the cripple dude, draw the Razor. Then sneak around behind the large man while he's distracted by the rest of the party.

Noone notices the beaurocrat.

Slice him open so his spine is bared, then drop the sword and shove my hand into the resulting hole to grip the spine with my awesome kinetic gauntlet thing. then TEAR THE FUCKING THING OUT.

((Firstly, a kinetic amp is the size and shape of a postage stamp. Secondly it will crush and rupture his insides before you get a chance to rip out his spine. Thirdly, it may be a bad idea to engage a melee unit in melee combat while he's getting attacked by eldritch manifestations and shot at with ClF₃ rounds...))

I don't have an amp/implant thing.

I have the gauntlet thing.

[Empiricist]

((I think you're talking about the kinetic amplifier. Which unfortunately, when abbreviated sounds like an actual amp.))