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[Radio Controlled]

((Goddamn, this is what we're like with amps. When somebody gets a fusion(?) instigator, it's going to be awful.))

((Just imagine if they had a gravity or organochemistry amp. Especially the gravity.))

((A universal amp is one of the next things Miyamoto will be saving up for.

Prepare to die, I'd say.))

[Xantalos]

((Goddamn, this is what we're like with amps. When somebody gets a fusion(?) instigator, it's going to be awful.))

((Just imagine if they had a gravity or organochemistry amp. Especially the gravity.))

((A universal amp is one of the next things Miyamoto will be saving up for.

Prepare to die, I'd say.))

((I intend to do that as soon as I can save up enough money.))

[TCM]

((What happened to May's +1 to Conventional Weapons?))

Decide that the man is to injured to bother with, head back to Stacy and Xan to survey the damage.

[piecewise]

((What happened to May's +1 to Conventional Weapons?))

Decide that the man is to injured to bother with, head back to Stacy and Xan to survey the damage.

You only have +1/3 to con, as far as I see.

[TCM]

((What happened to May's +1 to Conventional Weapons?))

Decide that the man is to injured to bother with, head back to Stacy and Xan to survey the damage.

You only have +1/3 to con, as far as I see.

(Oh. Okay.)

[Kriellya]

(( ... welp. ))

By Radio: ... Gate guard to barracks. Something in the township just exploded. Going to assume it was our patrol. Just informing you. what else can go wrong...

Get at least one of the men's attention, gesture at the palace, then the explosion, then gesture at them. Then mime taking off a backpack.

[Empiricist]

"Understood. There will likely be significant collateral damage. Though this sounds Faustian, I recommend we monopolize on that. If the men at the gate really are hostile, we can convince them that the Radiant One smited people to make an example of them."

[Kriellya]

Fair idea, I'll see what I can do.

(( previous action editted ))

[Thearpox]

The fact that you survived that is more than enough to take you off my kill list, old one.

"Great! But I can't help but think that there should be some kind of protocol here - perhaps next time I could self-inflict some injuries if you ask for it after I've done something to you? You know, so you don't explode me by accident, or on purpose, for that matter."

((I think this may be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.))

((And somewhere in the city, an aspiring serial killer sighs, hangs his head, and gives up his planned vocation, knowing he will never be able to beat the HMRC at its game.))

Well, Nietzsche once said "Be careful when you fight the monsters, lest you become one.", but I'm pretty sure that the HMRC started out as monsters and just got worse.

((I prefer to think of this as people who begin as monsters within HMRC, and the people who fight monsters within HMRC. Xantalos being one, Jim being the other. The rest of the world is only just a backdrop and isn't really relevant.))

[Xantalos]

((Dancing old man and psychopathic amp cannon buddy cop movie confirmed.))

[ragnarok97071]

wake up from awesome nap. Go find where the fightan is gonna be or some shit.

[Empiricist]

wake up from awesome nap. Go find where the fightan is gonna be or some shit.

((It took a massive blast of hellfire which razed part of a city off the planet to wake him up? Damn he's heavy sleeper. I'd hate to see what his alarm clock looks like.))

[Grunhill]

Try to calm down the strangers with the help of the phrasebook. Ask the questions from before, use dynamic bonus. Enter BT mode if hostilities begin.

[Thearpox]

wake up from awesome nap. Go find where the fightan is gonna be or some shit.

((It took a massive blast of hellfire which razed part of a city off the planet to wake him up? Damn he's heavy sleeper. I'd hate to see what his alarm clock looks like.))

((Explosions do not equal proscribed duties. It is not easy to raise a bureaucrat if he does not wish to be woken.

Speaking of, what is the protocol for giant unsanctioned explosions? How would the apologies look exactly?))

[Tiruin]

((Storm hit. Bad storm. Sorry. Apologies.))

"Done! What now?"

Feyri sighed.

Don't get exasperated..nothing big. Or stress-y. That too an-

By Radio: ... Gate guard to barracks. Something in the township just exploded. Going to assume it was our patrol. Just informing you. what else can go wrong...

"..We are the ones who stayed back right? The ones who the messenger said should stay back at the Palace?

"I think duty calls."

Need to be more organized. ...Had to be the leader.

Rally Lyra and Grate and begin..err, checking out what was mentioned beforehand-anything going against our objective?

Move out of barracks and assess situation.