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Author Topic: Additional CIA japes [DPRK Thread]  (Read 549688 times)

Loud Whispers

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We will not stand for this aggressive expansion!

Loud Whispers

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"Sir John Major has told those campaigning for Britain to leave the EU to "go to North Korea" if they want "undiluted sovereignty"."
IT'S LEAKING INTO REALITY

MetalSlimeHunt

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If there's any word that I think best applies to all aspects of North Korea as a whole, "undiluted" is probably it.
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"Sir John Major has told those campaigning for Britain to leave the EU to "go to North Korea" if they want "undiluted sovereignty"."
IT'S LEAKING INTO REALITY
STEADFAST PEOPLE OF UNITED BEST KINGDOM SING PRAISES OF GLORIOUS LEADER BOGO AND INDOMITABLE LONDONISTAN SHEKEL-JUCHE, IMPERIALIST EUROPOORS COWER BEFORE UNITED BEST KINGDOM'S REVOLUTIONARY MIGHT

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Teneb

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I sincerely wish Glorious Leader commented upon that statement just so we could witness the hilarity.
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Loud Whispers

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North Korea has backed presumptive U.S. Republican nominee Donald Trump, with a propaganda website praising him as "a prescient presidential candidate" who can liberate Americans living under daily fear of nuclear attack by the North.

A column carried on Tuesday by DPRK Today, one of the reclusive and dynastic state's mouthpieces, described Trump as a "wise politician" and the right choice for U.S. voters in the Nov. 8 U.S. presidential election.

It described his most likely Democratic opponent, Hillary Clinton, as "thick-headed Hillary" over her proposal to apply the Iran model of wide sanctions to resolve the nuclear weapons issue on the Korean peninsula.

Trump instead has told Reuters he was prepared to talk to North Korean leader Kim Jong Un to try to stop Pyongyang's nuclear program, and that China should also help solve the problem.
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-northkorea-usa-trump-idUSKCN0YN35S

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MarcAFK

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Lies, the trump main engines always run at %120
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They're nearly as bad as badgers. Build a couple of anti-buzzard SAM sites marksdwarf towers and your fortress will look like Baghdad in 2003 from all the aerial bolt spam. You waste a lot of ammo and everything is covered in unslightly exploded buzzard bits and broken bolts.

Loud Whispers

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We're approaching orbit, not FTL

MetalSlimeHunt

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That's reserved for when Trump, Putin, and Kim Jong-Un become a power trio and balkanize China.
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Loud Whispers

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Nah I'll reserve that for when the Chinese revive the Han dynasty to restore the Mandate of Heaven

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Psh, the Han couldn't even remove rebel.
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We're approaching orbit, not FTL
Actually I was referring to the space shuttle launch you quoted normally running at 109% throttle, but nvm.
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They're nearly as bad as badgers. Build a couple of anti-buzzard SAM sites marksdwarf towers and your fortress will look like Baghdad in 2003 from all the aerial bolt spam. You waste a lot of ammo and everything is covered in unslightly exploded buzzard bits and broken bolts.
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