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Re: The NEW Adventures Of American Politics Thread! [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #4050 on: July 01, 2016, 05:11:31 pm »

Hello friends.

Let us come together this 5th of July to discuss great patriotic American politics. Please come to post all your military secrets and desire for reformist democratic socialist policy. We are so good. We will destroy the revolutionary cadres in Korea and bring about the victory of capitalism for great Wall Street patriots. We will have all the snow.

Yes.

This seems suspicious but I've never been mislead here before. A squadron of F-22's was recently transferred to █████ from ███████ and will remain there for the foreseeable future. Their mission is [Redacted], and protecting against UFO incursion.
What is this, the SCP wiki!? Heresy I tell you!
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Re: The NEW Adventures Of American Politics Thread! [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #4051 on: July 01, 2016, 05:27:45 pm »

What is this, the SCP wiki!? Heresy I tell you!

Wow. I forgot that place even existed, but still managed to imitate its style.

I'm gonna have to go take a lot 'round there for a bit.
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Re: The NEW Adventures Of American Politics Thread! [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #4052 on: July 01, 2016, 05:33:47 pm »

@Baffler:But it capitalizes all the [REDACTED]s.
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Re: The NEW Adventures Of American Politics Thread! [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #4053 on: July 01, 2016, 05:35:30 pm »

@Baffler:But it capitalizes all the [REDACTED]s.
Damnit. You've ruined it Fish. You've ruined everything.
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We have a rich tradition of percussion instruments as well, all of which are based around a musician smacking variously sized hollow rocks.
It was quite brutal actually. Who knew you could suffer major head trauma from undergarments?

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Re: The NEW Adventures Of American Politics Thread! [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #4054 on: July 06, 2016, 04:23:06 pm »

Well congratulations, you got capitalist thread locked. Now what's the next step of your master plan?

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Re: DPRK Thread Ascendency Celebration [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #4055 on: July 06, 2016, 04:51:27 pm »

Partying hard! But I'm already out of survivors!
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Re: DPRK Thread Ascendency Celebration [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #4056 on: July 06, 2016, 05:20:59 pm »

You're a big OP

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Re: DPRK Thread Ascendency Celebration [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #4057 on: July 06, 2016, 05:22:18 pm »

4 U-Haul
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Re: The NEW Adventures Of American Politics Thread! [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #4058 on: July 07, 2016, 12:30:50 am »

Well congratulations, you got capitalist thread locked. Now what's the next step of your master plan?
Capitalism is obviously unstable, only dankism can survive.
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Re: DPRK Thread Ascendency Celebration [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #4059 on: July 07, 2016, 06:21:20 am »

If I pull of the memes will you die

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Re: DPRK Thread Ascendency Celebration [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #4060 on: July 07, 2016, 07:39:16 am »

Memecracy now. The dankest shall rule, elected based on the shittiness of their posts. Glorious leader Kim Jong-Un is clearly the dankest.
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Re: MSH wants to talk about Games Done Quick [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #4061 on: July 07, 2016, 07:39:27 pm »

So GDQ is happening right now, and thankfully they aren't fucking it up as much as back in January, with only two controversies so far. Elder Scrolls block is happening at time of writing, Bethesda best glitches.
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Re: MSH wants to talk about Games Done Quick [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #4062 on: July 07, 2016, 08:05:44 pm »

Has GDQ generated any cringe this year?

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Re: MSH wants to talk about Games Done Quick [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #4063 on: July 07, 2016, 08:22:18 pm »

A couple.

First is the Ty the Tasmanian Tiger run, which was sort of a halfway repeat of the Crash 2 incident. The runner was very nervous and disorganized, completely disregarded the Pacifist Run donation incentive and instead donated 1$ per enemy killed (what a penalty). Somewhat worse, he just sort of ignored a donation comment from the game's developers and his comments about the game's programing faults were more spiteful than lighthearted. I say a halfway repeat because, while the GDQ organizers more or less said they would never invite him back, they didn't throw him out of the convention, go full Internet Tough Guy threats on twitter, and get his Twitch shut down like with the Crash 2 runner.

The second cringe was just an hour ago, where the "Trials Ascend community speedrun" was not a speedrun and more of a boring, mostly silent 1 1/2 hour long ad by people who were at least wearing Trials Ascend shirts. I'm not sure what their involvement with the game was, but it was maybe the worst thing I've ever seen at GDQ. They also went overtime.



On the good side, GDQ appears to have backed off some on their bland corporate sanitation direction. They're still not allowing swearing per se, but anything PG-13 gets a pass and the streamers who have dropped F-bombs so far have just been asked to not instead of them freaking out about it.

On that note, this GDQ also has the single best speedrun I've ever borne witness to, which was Bonesaw's Jak and Daxter 100% run. The tech was fairly regular, but what made this run was that it was graveyard shift and consisted of Bonesaw and his couch going steadily insane alongside the GDQ staff, everything going wrong but still proceeding, and Bonesaw kind-of-sort-of twitter bombing AirCanada. They also played the whole game in Japanese for a donation incentive.

The Deus Ex run was on point, as was the Tetris Block though they aren't coming back to GDQ until Tetris Grandmaster IV finally re-emerges from the vaporware. The Momodora 1-handed run turned into a feels trip, and there have been a couple of WR near-misses.


All in all, I think GDQ could finish turning itself around from January's all-time low if things continue at this pace. I was ready to swear them off, but as long as they learn from those mistakes I'll give them a chance.
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Re: MSH wants to talk about Games Done Quick [DPRK Thread]
« Reply #4064 on: July 08, 2016, 12:27:48 am »

Lots of stuff happening related to best Korea, I don't know where to start.
Us drops more sanctions on NK,
NK says that's a declaration of war,
US deploys missiles to South Korea,
NK is butt hurt,
Oblama says Kim pirates too much money,
Kim blames obama for Brexit.
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