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[My Name is Immaterial]

Well, he's already tried this (he tried to swim across a river in September), is mentally unstable and is seeking asylum in Venezuela.

[smeeprocket]

I don't think we have the numbers to really assume that almost everyone in NK is addicted to meth. Getting any numbers from there at all is very hard.

[IronyOwl]

Well, he's already tried this (he tried to swim across a river in September), is mentally unstable and is seeking asylum in Venezuela.

He said he had taken "a risky journey to reach the (North) so that I could pass along some very valuable and disturbing information".

Martinez said he chose to come to North Korea to talk about U.S. policy because it has successfully defied U.S. influence by maintaining a "very powerful military".

So yes, mother's testimony aside he probably doesn't quite have all of his cards shuffled in there quite right. 'S a pity, too, because he's got himself together enough to get where he wants to go, but not enough to figure out that he probably doesn't have any particularly juicy insider intel and 90% of 4 is still not a very large number.

Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro has criticized the U.S. Senate for passing a bill that would impose sanctions on government officials found to have violated protesters' rights during demonstrations earlier this year.

Critics of Maduro say he blasts the United States to distract Venezuelans from the cash-strapped country's ballooning economic crisis.

Meanwhile, the rest of the world continues as usual.

[Bohandas]

A U.S. citizen enter North Korea to denounce the U.S.

...and this one isn't a washed up celebrity.

EDIT:
I think the funniest part was his claim that North Korea has "successfully defied U.S. influence by maintaining a very powerful military", rather than by virtue of the fact that they're China's jester.

I have heard serious rumours that North Korea is now swimming in crystal meth; to the point that pretty much everyone is addicted. Is this true?

Considering that meth is a strong appetite suppressant, makes some sense.

It would also explain the behavior of the ruling party.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I have heard serious rumours that North Korea is now swimming in crystal meth; to the point that pretty much everyone is addicted. Is this true?

Considering that meth is a strong appetite suppressant, makes some sense.

It would also explain the behavior of the ruling party.

If Kim-Jong Un is on meth, then he's managed to fully resist both the appetite suppressant and weight loss side-effects, which is.....scarily plausible. Still, I think he'd go for high-quality cocaine or something to that effect instead.

[My Name is Immaterial]

I have heard serious rumours that North Korea is now swimming in crystal meth; to the point that pretty much everyone is addicted. Is this true?

Considering that meth is a strong appetite suppressant, makes some sense.

It would also explain the behavior of the ruling party.

If Kim-Jong Un is on meth, then he's managed to fully resist both the appetite suppressant and weight loss side-effects, which is.....scarily plausible. Still, I think he'd go for high-quality cocaine or something to that effect instead.

Nah, man. Kim does Disney films. The whole family is on the stuff.

[MaximumZero]

Don't forget the swiss cheese.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Seriously though, fuck North Korea.

[Loud Whispers]

Seriously though, fuck North Korea.

The logistics involved are rather arduous to undertake such a legendary endeavour.

[penguinofhonor]

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[alway]

And this is why action comedies make their villain a vague banana republic dictator, rather than naming names.

[penguinofhonor]

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[alway]

Among other things, yes.

[Flying Dice]

I believe that one of the threats was to kill every person that saw the film? So yes, typical DPRK posturing.

[Sergarr]

I believe that one of the threats was to kill every person that saw the film? So yes, typical DPRK posturing.

Hey, it worked. The people are actually scared of these threats enough to cancel the film.

Not very typical, if you ask me.