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Re: Kim-Jong Un advocates for Furries, more at 11 [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #3240 on: November 08, 2014, 03:36:09 pm »

I have heard serious rumours that North Korea is now swimming in crystal meth; to the point that pretty much everyone is addicted. Is this true?
Well, the North Korean command seems to be eternally high.
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Re: Kim-Jong Un advocates for Furries, more at 11 [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #3241 on: November 08, 2014, 04:11:23 pm »

Calling on all inhabitants of 4chan to produce erotic furry fanart of Dear Leader.

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Re: Kim-Jong Un advocates for Furries, more at 11 [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #3242 on: November 08, 2014, 04:14:47 pm »

IT WAS ALWAYS TOO LATE

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Re: Kim-Jong Un advocates for Furries, more at 11 [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #3243 on: November 08, 2014, 08:30:23 pm »

Kim-Jong Un decided to be charitable today apparently and released the last two remaining americans detained there.
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Re: Kim-Jong Un advocates for Furries, more at 11 [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #3244 on: November 08, 2014, 08:48:01 pm »

I have heard serious rumours that North Korea is now swimming in crystal meth; to the point that pretty much everyone is addicted. Is this true?

I've read articles about it a year or two ago.  Here is one of them.  As with most things North Korean it's hard to tell what is real and what isn't.
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Re: Kim-Jong Un advocates for Furries, more at 11 [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #3245 on: November 10, 2014, 06:30:07 am »

Heisenberg should have moved to NK and made a killing.

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Re: Kim-Jong Un advocates for Furries, more at 11 [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #3247 on: November 10, 2014, 03:05:38 pm »

I have heard serious rumours that North Korea is now swimming in crystal meth; to the point that pretty much everyone is addicted. Is this true?
Considering that meth is a strong appetite suppressant, makes some sense.
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Re: Kim-Jong Un advocates for Furries, more at 11 [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #3248 on: November 11, 2014, 03:55:33 am »

I have heard serious rumours that North Korea is now swimming in crystal meth; to the point that pretty much everyone is addicted. Is this true?
Considering that meth is a strong appetite suppressant, makes some sense.
That...actually kind of makes sense, in a twisted sort of way. I mean, all the food goes to the military, and they don't care how long the civilians live as long as the backbreaking work gets done without the higher-ups getting their hands physically dirty.
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Re: Kim-Jong Un advocates for Furries, more at 11 [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #3249 on: November 11, 2014, 06:05:22 am »

I've also heard similar things. The source I got it from pretty much agrees with MZ: the meth helps people feel better about how terrible their lives, and it doesn't make them much worse because of how bad they already are.
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Re: Kim-Jong Un advocates for Furries, more at 11 [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #3250 on: November 11, 2014, 10:07:25 am »

It should be noted that the line between "civilian" and "military" in North Korea is so blurred it almost doesn't exist. There is universal conscription for both men and women for the first decade of their adult lives, but yet little true military work to be done. Not only that, but the evidence I've seen suggests that North Korea has an extremely ironic shortage of firearms.
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Re: Kim-Jong Un advocates for Furries, more at 11 [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #3251 on: November 11, 2014, 10:24:33 am »

So neither guns nor butter? Dang.
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Re: Kim-Jong Un advocates for Furries, more at 11 [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #3254 on: December 14, 2014, 05:16:52 pm »

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A KCNA article released with the footage said Martinez spoke of human rights violations committed by the U.S. government and its attempt at forcing imperialist influence and domination on other countries.

Bloody hell, then why go to North Korea of all places? I suppose for the platform they provide, but Christ almighty Best Korea does not have the best humanitarian record of all nations nor are they the friendliest neighbour.
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