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Re: DEARLEADERSTATUS: Leg Servos Malfunctioning [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #3225 on: October 13, 2014, 08:41:02 pm »
Quote from: smjjames on October 13, 2014, 08:02:10 pm
Okay, so I guess he had some sort of leg injury? But even if it WERE a leg injury, that wouldn't stop him from showing in public, bad legs didn't stop FDR.
He cannot show any weakness to the plebs.
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Re: DEARLEADERSTATUS: Leg Servos Malfunctioning [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #3226 on: October 13, 2014, 08:47:37 pm »
KJU cannot suffer injuries. He is, after all, a god.
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Re: DEARLEADERSTATUS: Leg Servos Malfunctioning [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #3227 on: October 14, 2014, 04:45:35 am »
If the video in the cnn article is to be believed, living up to a legacy is a shitty thing to do in NK. I mean, hormone shots? Damn.

Then again, maybe this is just the first step in creating augmented Kim.

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Re: DEARLEADERSTATUS: Leg Servos Malfunctioning [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #3228 on: October 14, 2014, 09:09:32 am »
What if Kim is actually a homunculus?
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Re: DEARLEADERSTATUS: Leg Servos Malfunctioning [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #3229 on: October 14, 2014, 10:04:22 am »
I suppose it makes sense that if you're operating a personality cult where you portray yourself as a god, you don't want to make yourself appear weak in front of the peasants.

Also, hormone treatments? Who's to say that the hormone treatments aren't screwing up his health even further. That's a heck of an insane-in-the-brain personality cult, especially when you have to live up to your father and grandfather.
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Re: DEARLEADERSTATUS: Leg Servos Malfunctioning [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #3230 on: October 14, 2014, 10:50:29 am »
Reports are he's walking like that thanks to gout. I hope his foot falls off slowly and painfully.
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Re: DEARLEADERSTATUS: Leg Servos Malfunctioning [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #3231 on: October 21, 2014, 12:14:15 pm »
CNN reports that NK just released Jeffrey Fowle a bit ago.

http://www.cnn.com/2014/10/21/politics/american-released-north-korea/index.html
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Re: DEARLEADERSTATUS: Leg Servos Malfunctioning [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #3232 on: October 21, 2014, 02:29:47 pm »
"left a hotel in a bible".

First class speaking skills, there.
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Re: DEARLEADERSTATUS: Leg Servos Malfunctioning [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #3233 on: October 29, 2014, 09:28:58 am »
http://www.cnn.com/2014/10/28/world/asia/kim-jong-un-cyst/index.html?hpt=hp_t1

Apparently he had a cyst removed from his ankle, which would explain his absence. Plus the ankle version of carpal tunnel syndrome.
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Re: DEARLEADERSTATUS: Leg Servos Malfunctioning [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #3234 on: October 29, 2014, 09:34:12 am »
Dear Leader is clearly so agile he writes Party memos with his hands and feet at the same time. Thinking only of the people day and night, he has written so many memos that he has contracted ankle carpal tunnel.
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Re: DEARLEADERSTATUS: Leg Servos Malfunctioning [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #3235 on: November 07, 2014, 03:50:42 am »
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Re: DEARLEADERSTATUS: Leg Servos Malfunctioning [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #3236 on: November 07, 2014, 03:52:50 am »
The blue one's face. HAVE ALL OF MY YES.
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Re: DEARLEADERSTATUS: Leg Servos Malfunctioning [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #3237 on: November 08, 2014, 02:20:04 pm »
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Re: Kim-Jong Un advocates for Furries, more at 11 [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #3238 on: November 08, 2014, 03:28:40 pm »
I have heard serious rumours that North Korea is now swimming in crystal meth; to the point that pretty much everyone is addicted. Is this true?
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Re: Kim-Jong Un advocates for Furries, more at 11 [North Korea Thread]
« Reply #3239 on: November 08, 2014, 03:29:44 pm »
I heard it a few years ago myself. There's likely no telling conclusively, but I'd say that the market is right for it, at least.
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