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[Parsely]

Oh...uh...sure? Is this device...at the PLC too?

((Oooooooooohhhh boy……Oooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh boy…………………………………PTW………))

((Whaaaaaaaat? I'm new to all this. Everything. I don't even know what the hell a PLC IS!

((Be very careful around Friend Computer, and follow everyone else's example when talking to him.))

[Flying Dice]

Oh...uh...sure? Is this device...at the PLC too?

((Oooooooooohhhh boy……Oooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh boy…………………………………PTW………))

((Whaaaaaaaat? I'm new to all this. Everything. I don't even know what the hell a PLC IS!

((Be very careful around Friend Computer, and follow everyone else's example when talking to him.))

((Or talk about how much you love Comrade Stalin and your machine empathy.))

[Gentlefish]

Spoiler: Final bit of Nothing-but-GM. (click to show/hide)

OOC thread up! It's right here.

[TopHat]

"everyone feeling happy?"*chuckles* "of course you are, because I'm your happiness officer! And it just wouldn't do for you to seem unhappy in front of OUR GREAT AND GLORIOUS FREIND now, would it? Especially with, you know, me being responsible for your happiness and everything? _{no, seriously, it wouldn't.} SO LET'S GET TO WORK, GUYS!
Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho, It's off to this PLC place we go!

[Gentlefish]

Head to the PLC

Go to the PLC.

Go to PLC. Keep an eye out for commie mutant traitors. Unusual commie mutant traitors I'm not stuck with, at any rate.

"everyone feeling happy?"*chuckles* "of course you are, because I'm your happiness officer! And it just wouldn't do for you to seem unhappy in front of OUR GREAT AND GLORIOUS FREIND now, would it? Especially with, you know, me being responsible for your happiness and everything? _{no, seriously, it wouldn't.} SO LET'S GET TO WORK, GUYS!
Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho, It's off to this PLC place we go!

You make it to the PLC without a problem.

Spoiler: PLC contents (click to show/hide)

4xRED barrels
2xORANGE barrels
1xgun under tarp
1xgun in display case
2 guards on each door

Oh...uh...sure? Is this device...at the PLC too?

Friend Computer would like to remind you that you will find this object in the field. Friend Computer would also ask that all inquiries be directed to within your head, lest you lose it.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Roll:19

[Flying Dice]

Examine color of the PLC.

If PLC is Red or Infrared, enter, take one (1) Red barrel.

Examine colors of: Gun in display case; display case; tarp.

[GreatWyrmGold]

"Hello, joyous fellow servants of the mighty Friend Computer! I am on and leading a mission from The Computer--" show them the printed copy of the Mission Alert and/or Briefing without letting it out of my hand "--and my team requires certain items to complete it. Failure to provide vital equipment for a mission for The Beloved Computer is, of course, treason, but I'd still like to ask...may we take the Red laser barrels?"

(The other stuff is beyond our clearance, IIRC.)

[Greenstarfanatic]

If PLC is Red or Infrared, enter, take one (1) Red barrel.

Do the same. But with more flair.

[TopHat]

"And we're here. This place does look joyful, would you not agree?
Wait for the others to take the equipment and stuff

[Greenstarfanatic]

"And we're here. This place does look joyful, would you not agree?
Wait for the others to take the equipment and stuff

"Uh...sure?"

[Scelly9]

If tarp is red or IR, move it aside and take whatever under it if it's of appropriate color.
Also take a red barrel.
Clean friends.

[Harry Baldman]

Note color of any unclaimed or unmoved things. Should they be red or infrared, examine them for any good loot. If no loot is to be found, examine them for any other purposes. Record EVERYTHING, in memory if nowhere else.

"I do agree, quite a nice place. Worthy of recording, surely!"

[Gentlefish]

Examine color of the PLC.

If PLC is Red or Infrared, enter, take one (1) Red barrel.

Examine colors of: Gun in display case; display case; tarp.

The room is RED. You pick up a RED barrel. The tarp is INFRARED. The display case is GREEN but the glass is RED. The gun looks RED under the glass.

"Hello, joyous fellow servants of the mighty Friend Computer! I am on and leading a mission from The Computer--" show them the printed copy of the Mission Alert and/or Briefing without letting it out of my hand "--and my team requires certain items to complete it. Failure to provide vital equipment for a mission for The Beloved Computer is, of course, treason, but I'd still like to ask...may we take the Red laser barrels?"

(The other stuff is beyond our clearance, IIRC.)

"Yeah yeah, just take what you need." The guard says. You huff, and start walking away before you stumble over yourself in indignation, your hand nearly brushing over an ORANGE barrel while the guard looks on. You grab a RED barrel.

If PLC is Red or Infrared, enter, take one (1) Red barrel.

Do the same. But with more flair.

You enter the room with a flourish, before falling flat on your face at the feet of a guard. He nudges you with a foot and asks, "Are you all right?" You bite him in the foot, cracking a tooth [CRITICAL FAILURE]. You stand up, a sharp pain in your jaw, and go grab a RED barrel.

"And we're here. This place does look joyful, would you not agree?
Wait for the others to take the equipment and stuff

You twiddle your thumbs, letting everyone pick up the RED barrels, leaving you with very few choices.

If tarp is red or IR, move it aside and take whatever under it if it's of appropriate color.
Also take a red barrel.
Clean friends.

You get the RED barrel nearest you before examining the INFRARED tarp. You take your chances and rip the tarp off before noticing a BLUE edge. It touches you, but no one was looking, not even . An innocuous looking large gun was hiding under the tarp, thankfully it's RED. You reach for the gun, but it suddenly jumps at you, attaching itself to your off arm, the barrel molding to fit the back of your wrist as what was the ammo clip disappears into your arm. You scream like a girl from the excrucuating pain that radiates up and down your arm as the symbiotic parasite of a gun adheres itself to your body.

After you recover, you give everyone a quick blast from your cleans-o-spray.

Note color of any unclaimed or unmoved things. Should they be red or infrared, examine them for any good loot. If no loot is to be found, examine them for any other purposes. Record EVERYTHING, in memory if nowhere else.

"I do agree, quite a nice place. Worthy of recording, surely!"

Flicking the camera on, you manage to catch Graytwe-R-GLD nearly touching the ORANGE barrel. In fact, it almost looks like he does...

You start your loot hunt by grabbing the last RED barrel. You then notice the RED glass on the display case. You contemplate shattering the glass.

[Greenstarfanatic]

PUNCH THE GLASS. But make sure the gun is indeed RED before taking it and make sure to NOT touch anything NOT RED or INFRARED. Because the gun might be, like, Ultraviolet, but the glass obscured it.

[Harry Baldman]

"Ooh, look at that! A handgun! Hah!"

Draw pen. Continue to RECORD EVERYTHING. Don't smash any glass.