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[Scelly9]

YOU.

 

Oh, yes.

Hopefully we can get a bee incident Part II

[Flying Dice]

YOU.

 

Oh, yes.

Hopefully we can get a bee incident Part II

I'm honestly not sure what could possibly top that sequence of events.

[Scelly9]

Yeah, that was pretty amazing. Now I need to dig up those logs and do some rereading.

[Gentlefish]

All right, we've got enough people for sure.

Because I'm lazy, there's no buying of clones. You have your prime, and five do-overs, then you go on the waitlist. This will go into the rules.

The most we'll have is six people at once. Whoever is the last to post their character sheet is first on the waitlist. Sorry, I'm impatient, and I also said I was picking the best looking six to start with

[Scelly9]

Can I edit a thing on my sheet really quick?

[Gentlefish]

Go for it, I'm not picking anyone until six o'clock tonight, about eight hours from now. Which is when I will also create the OOC/waitlist thread.

[Greenstarfanatic]

OKAY. I few questions.

First, do you have to have one specialty and weakness from each category?

Second, are my Tics fine?

Third, is my SHEET okay in general?

[Gentlefish]

Your sheet is fine. I'll edit names to match the style of play, but yes.

Second, your common specialties can be anything, but your weakness has to be in the same group.

You have no penalties for your vital. Or narrow, but narrow specialties are a beast of their own.

Your tics are wonderful. Harry's, on the other hand, are a little too deadly. They should be more quirky than lethal.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Sorry GWG, it's 12 all across the board.

What is?

This is my first GM through a Paranoia game, we'll see how it goes. I can promise lots of !!fun!!
It's also my first RTD. Or real forum game. Moar !!fun!! ensues!

Excellent. I remember my first game...

[Greenstarfanatic]

This is my first GM through a Paranoia game, we'll see how it goes. I can promise lots of !!fun!!
It's also my first RTD. Or real forum game. Moar !!fun!! ensues!

Excellent. I remember my first game...

Same...In fact, I recently sent a link to it to my English teacher, and he said he might give me credit for it.

What was your first again?

[Gentlefish]

Sorry GWG, it's 12 all across the board.

What is?

This is my first GM through a Paranoia game, we'll see how it goes. I can promise lots of !!fun!!
It's also my first RTD. Or real forum game. Moar !!fun!! ensues!

Excellent. I remember my first game...

For stats. You distributed 24, 12 among the six.

Also, I'm sending you all your secret information as I speak/write.

[GreatWyrmGold]

This is my first GM through a Paranoia game, we'll see how it goes. I can promise lots of !!fun!!
It's also my first RTD. Or real forum game. Moar !!fun!! ensues!

Excellent. I remember my first game...

Same...In fact, I recently sent a link to it to my English teacher, and he said he might give me credit for it.

Wow. That must have been a pretty good one.

What was your first again?

My first forum game, period, was something like You Are an Adventurer. It was a suggestion game with a kitsune adventurer.
My first RtD was You Are the Villain. It was a suggestion game as well, in which the PCs tried to be a supervillain. It worked; they killed some heroes.

[Gentlefish]

Greetings [INSERT NAME HERE], [INSERT NAME HERE], [INSERT NAME HERE], [INSERT NAME HERE], [INSERT NAME HERE], and [INSERT NAME HERE]!

You have been assigned by me, your Ever-Benevolent Friend Computer, to a mission. Before we begin though, I must graciously assign you all roles!

Team Leader: Graytwe-R-GLD-1

Loyalty Officer: Steph-R-BEH-1

Hygiene Officer: Mark-R-FTW-1

Communications and Recording Officer: Phil-5-JRS

Happiness Officer: Madha-R-TER

Equipment Guy: Smarta-R-LEC-1

As these are the roles best suited to you, Friend Computer expects you to perform perfectly! Or else

Friend Computer also asks that you Have A Nice Day!

Friend Computer is aware of a downed Comp Node, likely demolished by Commie Mutant Traitors, in INFRARED DISTRICT 12:AF.

Friend Computer has been made aware of a mind-control device that has been released due to this. It will soon be under Friend Computer's reign, so do not worry about retrieving this from the site!

Spoiler: GM (click to show/hide)

I've kept your mutant powers hidden from you for reasons out of your clearance. You're welcome to pester me, but beware of traitor status. Or, let me know if you decide to be a registered mutant and I'll make sure everyone knows. Even the IR's

[Greenstarfanatic]

AWAAAAAY! To...somewhere like the PLC. Because FUCK, everyone's ruining my plans of independence.

I'm really not sure what to do. I mean, what's our REAL objective here? Where ARE we? What IS the full value of Pi?

[Gentlefish]

In case you have forgotten, you are in SERVICE TUNNEL 12C:DD in RED DISTRICT 5:A

Your target is ONE QUARTER MILE WEST from SERVICE TUNNEL 12C:DD

Also, Friend Computer has been made aware of [INSERT CATASTROPHE HERE] near INFRARED DISTRICT 12:AF

Happy Troubleshooting, Troubleshooters!