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[Persus13]

"Stretch isn't playing fair," Steinbeck mutters to himself, before trying to climb the tree again. Regardless of outcome, shoot Stretch.

[Greenstarfanatic]

Shoot a killing arrow at Chell's Head!

[GreatWyrmGold]

Locate a dead branch which will easily fall and a stable place to dislodge it from.

Wait for the Beast or another enemy to walk under it and drop the branch onto them, without falling. In the meantime, grab some more big leaves.


Avoid getting hit with an arrow.

[borno]

"Uh, well, I certainly didn't expect that..."
Attack again!

[Xantalos]

Continue with the killing of the beasty!

[Xanmyral]

"Oh, tha' 'as a roight good 'it thar. I'm seein' stars. Shiny." Hoyt snaps out of his delusion as he races for his sledge. "A man is nothtin' without 'is 'amma! 'Ow else can he build? Or destroy?" If he still has time, he charges at the beast again, with rage in his eyes. "I'LL GIVE YOU A ROIGHT SMASHIN'! 'OU ARE HUGE! THA' MEANS YOU 'AVE HUGE GUTS! RIP 'N TEAR, RIP 'N TEAR YOUR HUGE GUTS!"

[Channeling a bit of Doom Guy can never go wrong.]

[Gentlefish]

Putty myself into a very small crevasse and will my putty into a much better condition.

[TCM]

Game II- Round 7: Tango Down, Send in the Clowns

Stretch lays stretched out as a result of being attacked. It retreats into the woods to reform it's shape. Slowly, it builds up again into a singular mass, and eventually a humanoid shape. Finally, it regrows it limbs and face, stretching it's arms forward to reclaim it's knives. "PUTTY TIME."

"Well, I didn't expect that. Oh well, charge!" Beautiful Man continues his fervent bashing of La Bestia Temida, as he runs against the reeling monster with a shield attack. (5-1 vs. 1+1) BM rushes and smashes the creature's jaw in with his shield, sending it rolling back and roaring with pain. (-4 HP) "Come on now, is that all what you've got?"

Fancy McMonocle jumps in front of Beautiful Man to continue the assault, once again pulling out his blade. "I've slain more ferocious beasts in my naps, en guarde!" (2+1 vs. 4+1) Fancy swings his blade, but La Bestia Temida regains it's position by grabbing the mustache golem's arm, and lifting him above the air. "Oh dear." (3+1 vs. 2+1) It growls and tosses Fancy away, slamming him into the trunk of a solid tree. (-3 HP)

Ed Mundy Jr. remains undeterred, putting another arrow against his bow string. "Oh, you think that's all it takes girlie'?" He mutters under his breath. "We'll see how long you can last..." Closing one of his eyes and aiming at Chell Lionmane's head, he lets another sharp arrow whizzing through the air. (1+2 vs. 5) The arrow manages to startle Chell, but it's only victim is another tree next to her. "Bollocks! You kiddin' me?"

John Steinbeck feels indignation as he grips the tree in front of him again, "Stretch isn't playing fair." He steadily pulls himself up, (2) but slides down again. "Shit." Resigning from the climbing, he turns around and sets up a sniping position with his bow. Laying prone on the ground, he moves the sight until it reaches his stretchy target. "There we go. Dispatching hostile." He pulls the trigger. (6+1+1 vs. 1) Just as Stretch turns around, the arrow hits it's center of mass at a blinding speed. It's putty body doesn't stand a chance as the friction makes it combust. (-12 HP) Stretch spends the last few seconds of it's existence aware of it's flammable quality, before it explodes in a splatter of dust and by-product. John Steinbeck instinctively reports, "Yeah, he's down."
John Steinbeck has slain Stretch!
He gains 10 Points!

Chell Lionmane finds herself not dead, and in response looks for a thick, dislodgable branch next to her. She finds one to her side, thick, but it's connection with the tree has worn thin. Perfect. In the meantime, she grabs more green leaves above her, and waits for a target. Coincidentally, she sees La Bestia Temida rampaging towards her direction, though it isn't charging directly at her. Waiting for the right moment to strike, Chell puts her foot against the weak branch... (4 vs. 3) With a good kick, the branch dislocates and falls on top of the beast, smashing into it's back. (-3 HP) It stumbles past, having taken some damage, but quickly recovers and restarts it's charge.

And it's target, Hoyt Foreman, stood firmly in place. "Roight', got im' rigt' were' I need em'." Hoyt takes a batter's stance and holds the sledge behind him like he was channeling the energy of Babe Ruth. "Come ere'! I'LL GIVE YOU A ROIGHT SMASHIN'! 'OU ARE HUGE! THA' MEANS YOU 'AVE HUGE GUTS! RIP 'N TEAR, RIP 'N TEAR YOUR HUGE GUTS!" The beast seems equally enraged as it comes forward, charging with a bloodthirsty passion. (6 vs. 5+1) La Bestia Temida trips over a root, causing Hoyt to swing a second too early. The two figures collide at an awkward angle, so while he is thrown back, Hoyt fortunately doesn't receive most of the beast's momentum. Both of them go spinning off into shrubs apart from one another.


As Hoyt lay in a shrub, dazed, the Beast recovers and prowls the grounds, looking for an acceptable and easy target. Soon enough it finds Beautiful Man again, who doesn't look to be hiding himself. "DOES THOU' WANT TO FUCK WITH THIS? HAH? WHY HAST' THOU' COME HEREST', BITCH?" " La Bestia Temida gives an appropriate response. (6+1 vs. 4+1) As Beautiful Man readies his shield for deflection, the beast charges and leaps right over him! "What the-," as he turns around, BM discovers the predator standing a few yards away. He sees it bend over for something, and then it launches the projectile. The gentleman sees a large rock spinning towards him at a speed he can't even evade at. He only thinks one thing: "Clever girl." (-7 HP) The force slams into his midsection like a brick wall, and his ribs cave into him, piercing his internal organs. (Multiple Internal Punctures: -2 HP for 2 Turns) Beautiful Man goes down.


And just when things couldn't get much worse, a small brown mammal enters the arena. "May I introduce Bobo the Monkey, who is again making his entrance at a huge request from the children! Let's see what trouble he gets into this time!" Bobo mimics the fighting move from the combatants, causing erupting laughter from the audience.


Bobo the Monkey:

*Monkey
*Small (12 HP)
*Nuisance (Does not actually attack, but serves to annoy the combatants and disrupt their plans through various means. Ex. Stealing their equipment, jumping on their faces, etc.)
*Agile (+1 to dodging)
*Expert Climber (Can instantly climb trees)
*Worth 10 Points

Spoiler: Scoreboard (click to show/hide)

1. Fancy McMonocle - 10 (Xantalos)
2. John Steinbeck - 10 (Persus13)
3. Ed Mundy Jr. - 0 (Greenstarfanatic)
4. Hoyt Foreman - 0 (Xanmyral)
5. Beautiful Man - 0 (borno)
6. Chell Lionmane - 0 (GreatWyrmGold)

Spoiler: Participant Statuses (click to show/hide)

Name: Ed Mundy Jr. (Greenstarfanatic)
Gender: Male
Age: 21
Race: Man
Starting Weapon: Bow and Arrows
Items: Smoke Bomb: Offers an extra free action in a turn. If the bomb successfully hits, the target gets a -1 to attack the following turn;
Ability: 'Thanks for standing still, Wanka'!', Be Polite
Appearance: Being Stereotypically Australian, Ed wears slim jeans, a vest, and 'Cowpony-ish' boots. He has a typically Australian hat that I don't know what to call, and wears a single glove to help his grip on his weapon. He dons a Blue Shirt underneath the vest to signify his Team Alignment.
Brief Biography: Having heard of his father's death in the first arena fight, and narrowly escaping a puma-y death in his, he came to this fight to avenge his father's death, that being to sole thing fuelling his fighting power.
Hit Points: 15/20

Name: Hoyt Foreman (Xanmyral)
Gender: Male
Age: 28
Race: Man
Starting Weapon: Sledge (Club)
Ability: When all you have is a hammer... ...Everything looks like a nail.
Appearance: Sturdy, wide build, black hair, brown eyes, sturdy clothes one would expect a stallion who works a construction job to wear.
Brief Biography: Hoyt Foreman, not actually a foreman, down on his luck and needing bits. Now. He wasn't exactly a construction worker, more a deconstruction worker, but he figures it should be the same. Few hits with his trusty sledge and stuff breaks, right?
Hit Points: 12/20

Name: Fancy McMonocle (Xantalos)
Species: Mustache Golem
Weapon: Steel Sword
Bio: This prime specimen is the unfortunate result of a 4channer getting high and coming across a book of golem making.
Ability: +1 to Melee, -1 to Ranged - gentlecolts fight up close!
HP: 9/20
Appearance: A humanoid figure composed of curly mustaches. Wears a top hat and monocle where it's eye would be.


Name: Beautiful Man (borno)
Gender: Male
Age: 18
Race: Man
Starting Weapon: Shield
Ability: A lover, not a fighter!
Appearance: Rippling muscles, long flowing golden hair, amazing blue eyes. ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH HIM YET?
Brief Biography: Beautiful Man almost fills in the stereotype of an upperclassman. Good looks? Check. Lots of influence? Check. Actually rich? Not check. So, he signed up for the arena, hoping to un-not-check the last box.
Hit Points: 6/20 (Multiple Internal Punctures: -2 HP, 2 Turns)


Name: Chell Lionmane (GreatWyrmGold) 
Gender: Female
Age: 30~
Race: Man
Weapon: Shield
Ability: Shaky Grasp (-2 to ranged attacks), Slow (-1 to rolls for galloping, chasing, etc), Tough Skin (-1 damage from attacks)
Appearance: Chell is somewhat short, with callused skin and two fingers missing from her right hoof. She also has an eyepatch over her lack of a left eye and a shaved head, on which rests a leather helmlike thing (not quite a helm, it reveals the face). She wears some armor, which along with tough skin and her pain-ignoring training makes her less resistant to damage. She walks with a limp.
Bio: Chell has seen a few too many battles. It started when her twin brother was called off to war against her father's wishes; Chell was disguised as he well enough to foal those who hadn't seen him and went to battle. Over the years she gained alongside her wounds both a healthy respect for and distaste of battle. Finally, she came to this, hoping that this might be the last fight she had to fight.
HP: 3/20


Name: John Steinbeck (Persus13)
Gender: Male
Age: 20
Race: Man
Starting Weapon: Crossbow
Ability: +1 to accuracy. -6 to health.
Appearance: Special forces stallion
Brief Biography: Classified, except he's not related to the author so don't even ask.
Hit Points: 14/14

Spoiler: Forest Environment (click to show/hide)

Supply Box #1
Supply Box #2
Supply Box #3
Supply Box #4 (Empty)
Supply Box #5

Spoiler: NPCs (click to show/hide)

Name: La Bestia Temida
Vicious, Deadly, Carnivorous: +1 to melee combat
Sharp Weapons: Attacks have a chance to cause bleeding.
Ground-Locked: Can not climb trees.
Hit Points: 11/25
Point Worth: 30

Name: Bobo the Monkey
Nuisance: Does not attack the combatants, only annoys them.
Agile: +1 to dodging.
Expert Climber: Can climb trees instantly.
Hit Points: 12/12
Point Worth: 10

[GreatWyrmGold]

If the Beast is charging at my tree: Brace myself and try to find another branch to drop on it.

If I encounter Bobo: Keep a firm grip on my shield and knock it our of the trees if it comes within reach.

If neither of the above is true: Brachiate a bit towards the nearest storebox.

[Persus13]

Climb the tree. If monkey comes near, get it away from me. Regardless of outcome, reload.

[Gentlefish]

Spoiler: New sheet yay! (click to show/hide)

Name: Who?
Gender: male
Age: ageless
Race: Time Lord
Starting Weapon: hunting rifle
Ability:
I Have Two Hearts (any amount of damage over 6 that would kill Who instead reduces Who to 1 hp. Also, +5 HP)
And One Soul (After round 6, 5% chance every turn to be DQ'd because Who has to save the universe for you sorry suckers.)
Timey-Wimey-Wibbly-Wobbly (50% chance for a temporal distortion with a 50% to help or hinder Who via a +/- 3 addition to the rolls)
Appearance:
Brief Biography: Time lord. What else?
Hit Points: 25/25

[Maxinum McDreich]

Alrighty. New Oneshot sheet for another round. He's been tweaked a bit. Might survive a little longer next time. (assuming he's approved )

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: 'Oneshot'
Gender: Male
Age: late twenties.
Race: Human
Starting Weapon: Hunting Rifle
Ability: Master of 2: +2 to musket/Hunting Rifle use. Good for nothing else: -1 to all other equipment except unarmed. Patient Hunter: Always goes last. Bigger Picture: If attacked, sacrifices +2 on musket/hunting rifle for a +2 dodge against the first attack against him (both attacks from dual wielding characters get the dodge)
Appearance: Wears so many rags and ripped cloth that he's positively overdressed. Scarves hide his face and wears goggles. Very messy hair. Standard build.
Brief Biography: Calm and collected Oneshot. A mercenary by trade, times got a little tough and now, he's in this competition, assured in his own abilities. A veteran of arenas (and dying but coming back by the by), improving his skills and gaining money is the name of the game for him. He's not had any luck so far. Has a somewhat respectful rivalry with Hoyt.
Hit Points: 20/20

[Xantalos]

Fancy backs off and uses the power of hair growing to regenerate.

[Xanmyral]

[Note to self: Channeling Doom Guy gives me sixes.

Also, @Max: Good man, hope we can fight again in the arena! Hope I'll live through this to give you a roight smashin', or you give me a good puncturing!]

Hoyt stands on his own two feet, staring down the great beast. "Who's the man an' a 'alf, I'm the man an' a 'alf, a 'zerking packin' man an a 'alf! Oh yea! BRIN' IT OIN! THERE'S NOTHIN' OI CAN'T 'IX WIT MAH 'AMMER!" Another dash, another swing of his might hammer towards the fell beast!

[Greenstarfanatic]

Hit that wanka already!