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[Xanmyral]

Game I - Round 1: First Blows
(Dynamic won out.)

Sir Henry lines up a Glasscannon shot against !ku im La!ee. (4+2+1 vs. 5) It's a very good shot and ends up tearing straight through the Kogan's chest. (-7 HP) Sir Henry puts down the barrel of his smoking weapon and makes sure to avoid anyone else until he's reloaded.

Here, first round when Henry shot at you.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Game I - Round 1: First Blows
(Dynamic won out.)
Sir Henry lines up a Glasscannon shot against !ku im La!ee. (4+2+1 vs. 5) It's a very good shot and ends up tearing straight through the Kogan's chest. (-7 HP) Sir Henry puts down the barrel of his smoking weapon and makes sure to avoid anyone else until he's reloaded.

Here, first round when Henry shot at you.

Oh, right. For some reason I thought that didn't do that much damage.

[Xanmyral]

Game I - Round 1: First Blows
(Dynamic won out.)
Sir Henry lines up a Glasscannon shot against !ku im La!ee. (4+2+1 vs. 5) It's a very good shot and ends up tearing straight through the Kogan's chest. (-7 HP) Sir Henry puts down the barrel of his smoking weapon and makes sure to avoid anyone else until he's reloaded.

Here, first round when Henry shot at you.

Oh, right. For some reason I thought that didn't do that much damage.

Perspectives change when maximum health values are fiddled with. To anyone else, that would be a slightly worrying amount of damage, but to you it actually is worrying. Another good hit and things won't go well.

[TCM]

Trample Toe Star, or Jaksim. (What happened to my 50-50 staff thing going off?)

You haven't been using it. "Trample" does not mean "hit with a staff".

[Persus13]

Trample Toe Star, or Jaksim. (What happened to my 50-50 staff thing going off?)

You haven't been using it. "Trample" does not mean "hit with a staff".

Oh, I thought it just randomly went off, my mistake.

[TCM]

Game I - Round 4: Dead Humans

Sir Henry drinks his potion. (+6 HP) With a satisfied sigh, he throws the glass bottle at Diana. (2-1 vs. 5) The bottle misses and Diana responds by firing at shot at the Englishman. (4 vs. 5) Sir Henry's dancing skills come into play as he dodges the bullet.

Jaksim charges Toe Star to finish the human off with a double sword finisher. (6 vs. 5) The first slash goes across Toe Star's body and goes straight through his guts! (-5 HP) Toe Star drops his sword and staggers, giving Jaksim the opportunity to slash his second sword through the American's neck! Toe Star bleeds profusely and then collapses on the sand. Jaksim grunts in content and bleeds a little. (-1 HP) But then he eats Grapefruit. (+3 HP)
Jaksim has slain Toe Star!
He is awarded 10 Points!

Diana grips the pistol with both hand and fires off several rounds at Sir Henry. (3 vs. 4) Sir Henry runs around the arena, as a trail of bullets follows him.

Neighpor decides to ruin Jaksim's victory by charging him at gallop speed. (6+1 vs. 5-2) Jaksim is thrown underfoot and then promptly has the shit stomped out of him.  (-8 HP)

PX-0 sneaks up on Sir Henry and then presses an arm into his back. "SPINAL COLUMN ACQUISITION TASK: ACTIVATE." (2 vs. 6) Sir Henry promptly jerks PX-0's extension off of him, (3-1 vs. 1-1) and shoves PX-0 off his feet and back onto the ground. -2 HP

Ryan grabs the fallen PX-0's Musket and starts smashing the edge of his shield on it. (1 vs. 3) He doesn't make a dent in it. "HUMAN REMOVAL TASK: ACTIVATE." (1 vs. 3) PX-0 takes his musket back and then pokes Ryan. "HA HA HA. FLESH."

!ku im La!ee flies past Sir Henry and fires a shot at him! (6+1 vs. 3) The bullet hits Sir Henry straight in the spine! (-8 HP)Sir Henry falls to the ground and twitches violently, before becoming still. Blood oozes from his wound.
!ku im La!ee has slain Sir Henry!
Ze is awarded 10 Points!

Spoiler: Scoreboard (click to show/hide)

1. Diana - 10
2. Jaksim - 10
3. !ku im La!ee - 10
4. Neighpor - 0
5. Krath - 0
6. Ryan - 0

Spoiler: Participant Statuses (click to show/hide)

Name: Diana (scapheap)
Gender: Female
Age: 26
Race: Succubus(It my go to race)
Items: Rapier(short sword), Pistol
Ability: Duelist(+1 vs melee, -1 vs range)
Appearance: Horned blue skinned humanoid with bat-like wings and a lizard-like tail. yellow eyes and blonde hair. Wearing a white shirt, a blue vest  and a red skirt.
Brief Biography: A succubus who took up the noble art of dueling, she joined this deathmatch to prove that not all succubi are sex crazy manics, not that she would say no mind you.
Hit Points: 20/20

Name: Jaksim (Pufferfish)
Gender: Male
Age: 45
Race: ARGONIAN
Items: 2 short swords
Ability: Ability to dual wield any melee (Gives effect of knives), no ranged and -2 to defensive rolls. (Includes shield in dual wield, but not buckler as those are strapped to the arms.)
Appearance: Black scales, seven feet tall, scars on his face. No feathers, just horns. Face painted with the blood of his fallen foes. Reckless as hell. Likes the up-close battle.
Brief Biography: Argonian warlord looking to make money for more weaponry to take out the nearby tribes in Black Marsh. By himself.
Hit Points: 2.5/20

Name: Neighpor (Persus13)
Gender: Male
Age: 30
Race: Houyhnhnm
Items: Staff of Rage
Ability: Trample: Neighpor gets +1 to damage when Melee, Its a freaking Horse: can't use weapons besides starting equipment.
Appearance: It looks like a horse, smells like a horse, and is a very smart horse.
Brief Biography:
Hit Points: 20/20

Name: PX-0 (Krath)
Gender: None
Age: 1
Race: Robot
Items: Musket
Ability: Self-Defense Mainframe - PX-0 has +2 to defense rolls against the last enemy that attacked it (doesn't apply on their first attack, and only affects one person at a time), but -1 to offensive rolls.
Appearance: Metallic and skeletal, like a Terminator. Complete with soulless red eyes. Fun!
Brief Biography: An experimental android killbot security drone designed by a wealthy corporation. In order to test out its functions and work out the kinks, it was entered into the arena.
Hit Points: 18/20

Name: Ryan (superBlast)
Gender: Male
Age: 20
Race: Human... mostly... I think.
Items: Shield
Ability: Technical Badass Pacifist (Get's even more points for anything other then killing. Loses points for directly killing someone.)
Appearance: A kinda short guy compared to average. People tend to think he's younger then he really is.
Brief Biography: He doesn't like killing people, though has no problem with horribly maiming them for life making them wish they was dead. So he actually doesn't want to be here... but due to bad loans with the loan shark that sponsors the arena, he has to or he's dead anyways.
Hit Points: 20/20

Name: !ku im La!ee (GreatWyrmGold)
Age: 3 (~25 in
Gender: Hermaphrodite
Race: Kogan (from Koge; small, flying humanoids)
Items: Glass Handcannon
Ability: Flight, -5 HP
Appearance: A winged humanoid about 3 feet tall, with purple scales and a long, thin tail. Ve wears garments like a backwards vest and frontwards shorts. Vis feet have talons, vis hands small claws.
Bio: !ku was a glorified street rat (well, the Kogan term translates closer to "Roof Pigeon", but same idea) until ve found a chance to join this tournament. Ve's not sure what a dollar is, but if he can sell it for a dozen a y!, ve'll be a rich Kogan.
HP: 8/15

Spoiler: Arena Environment (click to show/hide)

Chest #1
Chest#2
Chest #3

[Toaster]

Nooooo.  Not even a chance to swallow him whole.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Continue flying; shoot Jaksim.

[superBlast]

Take the musket again and use it as a club on the fallen robot's head. Hopefully it'll break this time.

[Persus13]

Repeat trample of Jaksim

[Greenstarfanatic]

((Woo! I'm in next round!))

[Xanmyral]

[Can't wait to get my CRUNCH on. Bones will be breaking like twigs.]

[Chink]

Back of the line for me!

Spoiler: Is this appropriately balanced? (click to show/hide)

Name: TX-100 Targeting Computer
Gender: N/A
Age: Brand New
Race: TX-100 Targeting Computer
Starting Weapon: Musket
Abilities:
     TX-100 Targeting Computer: +3 to ranged weapons.
     Immobile: Unable to move around the arena.
     Hardened Shell: +2 to defense rolls
     Unable to use Melee weapons.
     Weak Points: Attack Rolls >= 6 do double damage. (Unless defense roll is higher.)
Appearance: A computer with a highly calibrated aiming device and a gun attached.
Brief Biography: (Optional, but helps.)
Hit Points: 20/20 (Just leave this here.)

[Krath]

Grab Ryan by throat, use him as a projectile! Toss him at Jaksim with my INCREDIBLE MECHANICAL STRENGTH. Getting thrown into a probably-dead man will teach him.

[Xantalos]

So who's in next?
Also you should get Punchy off the player list.