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[MrWillsauce]

Just for the record, I didn't kill the HoS. C.O.N.F.U.S.E.D. is the best pAI an obese detective could ask for.

[Slayerhero90]

Spoiler: The misadventures of C.O.N.F.U.S.E.D. (click to show/hide)

I love playing as C.O.N.F.U.S.E.D., especially when I actually amuse other people!  Was owned by the warden, who immediately saw the HoS dragging a dead body out of maint.  Later, the warden was gunned down, so the CE took me.  We set up a single solar array since the admins fired the power laser, and he proceeded to find and yakkety sax away with the HoS's corpse, which was found burned to death in his cell, pointing at the detective.  The CE gets arrested so the detective takes me, and we proceed to just kind of dick around for a while, before stumbling into the library to discover Hector was stockpiling donuts.  Four full boxes of them.  After eating enough to become fat and stealing the rest, I pointed out how Kert told Hector that 'It is time" over the radio, and took it as evidence he was part of a diabetic blood cult.  After snooping for a while, I suggested breaking into the teleporter room to search the locked-down bridge, which went poorly because, after spitting us in maint a few times, and then three spaces away many more times, the hand tele dropped us in space.  She desperately tried teleporting back I suggested throwing something so she did...and we drifted diagonally southwest.  We hit the derelict, and I proceeded to just ramble for EVER until round end with a split personality of myself, apparently to the amusement of the detective's ghost.  The detective received 4 PDA messages, despite not even ME being able to send her any.  I got a single spam message about some romantic comedy, which led me to deduce the station was abandoned due to the local AI evolving into a spambot, before wondering if I was manufactured by an enemy of nanotrasen. The warden was never cloned, so I got greentext, despite my many prayers to Robocop being unanswered.  The end.

I learned how to remove brains from monkeys and people that round.

[scrdest]

For a traitor they need to spend as little time as possible on station once they have fulfilled their mission. Any time spent sitting on their hands is time they can be caught/killed. It's not meta for them. They want to be gone.

But a lot of the time the crew will call the shuttle because of some minor thing. I have been in rounds where someone set the bar on fire and the shuttle got called. The bar.

If people try to call the shuttle over a minor thing, it's generally a sign that they want the round to end already, and are getting bored. So not much sense extending it artificially.


EDIT: On one hand, the server crash fix had been patched. On the other, pretty much all stun durations AND handcuff application time are slashed.

[miauw62]

Glloyd should merge tg asap and Vactor should update asap, a server-crashing exploit was fixed.

[Jacob/Lee]

There was a weird recursive bomb on the server earlier, sandbox round. I was the only person online and there was constant 2, 5, 11 explosions every ~2 seconds in the same place: Escape. I jumped there to see what was causing it but crashed and got locked out of the server before I could.

[Glloyd]

Weird, I haven't updated in 3 weeks though, so I'm actually going to get to it this weekend.

[Cheedows]

There was a weird recursive bomb on the server earlier, sandbox round. I was the only person online and there was constant 2, 5, 11 explosions every ~2 seconds in the same place: Escape. I jumped there to see what was causing it but crashed and got locked out of the server before I could.

Huh. I've seen some fairly kickass bombs before but not ones that explode multiple times.

[Graknorke]

I am the best detective. I managed to detect and arrest a traitor within 30 seconds of meeting them, and about another 30 seconds before I died.

[Dorsidwarf]

Nuh uh! I was trying to move lockers around, misclicked, and took down the dualswording clown  way down the hallway, to the surprise of the HOS

[miauw62]

There was a weird recursive bomb on the server earlier, sandbox round. I was the only person online and there was constant 2, 5, 11 explosions every ~2 seconds in the same place: Escape. I jumped there to see what was causing it but crashed and got locked out of the server before I could.

Report that stuff to coderbus yo.

[Erils]

Had a bit of a funny end to my character a ffew days/weeks ago. I was the chef, and got assasinated very early on by a traitor. The bartender brought me to medbay and I was cloned under the supervision of the bartender and a scientist (don't remember if it was a regular doctor, a geneticist or the Research Director). Turns out aliens had already infested the ship as they busted in and dragged the bartender and scientist off. Shuttle had already been called and my body was just left there outside the cloning machine. I was alive, but couldn't move, talk or hear. No aliens came back to take my body, and I was still alive when the round ended. This led the traitor to get very confused and asked in OOC why he hadn't succeded. Server crashed before I could respond.

[Pwnzerfaust]

So, hypothetical scenario here.

Imagine you're a personal AI who hasn't received any information or orders from your master. You board the escape shuttle, whereupon your master is shot with a taser by one person and then hit with a sword by another. Would you be remiss in your duties to scream for people to help and subdue the offenders? Or, since your master was a traitor and expected you to read his mind about that, should you stay quiet?

[BigD145]

You have to fall back to your pAI self and whatever your default loyalties are. There's a button for that.

[Pwnzerfaust]

Indeed. If a pAI's master is attacked, barring other orders, I'd think that the pAI should do what it can to protect them.

[UristMcDwarf]

idk wtf this game is about or how to play it but id be fun without byond lag